You are now about to witness the strength of fiber supplements
Straight outta my asshole
crazy motherfucker named Andy-kun
From the gang called Black Veil Bride-itude
When I'm called off, I got it pinched off Squeeze my sphincter and loggies are hauled off
You too, shill, if ya fuck with me
The piss patrol are gonna hafta come and get your lips
Off my ass, that's how I'm goin out
For the gay logless shills that's showin out
Tummy starts to rumble, my bowels grumble
Slidde em and plop em in the bowl like gumbo
Lettin' loose on a motherfucker like that with a shat that's sliddin' out yo ass
So push it out smooth
Ain't no tellin when I'm down for a bowel move
Here's a monster crap to keep you dancin'
With a stench that smells like Charles Manson
WD-40 is the lube
Don't make me grease the motherfuckin tube
Me you can go log to log, no maybe
I'm dropping feces in ya throat daily yo weekly, monthly and yearly until them dumb logless shills see clearly that I'm down with the capital A-N-DY
Boy you can't pee on me
So when I'm in your bathroom stall, you better suck
Cuz Andy is bloated as fuck
As I wipe, believe I'm fartin' but when I come back, boy, It's comin straight outta my asshole
