Share some of your secrets

I've had sex with 3 females.
I've been mounted and penetrated by two dogs, both came inside me.
I enjoyed the latter more.

3 dog females ?

I love my job but everyone else hates it

No, 3 human females. Never had a human male sex partner and never saw a man I found attractive.
Being pumped into on all fours with all that feral grunting and ass slapping did something to me tho tbh
Whiskey is a mistake

I love my Mom. I don't want her to die.

But if she keeps opening her mouth and talking trash when she shouldn't be, I'm going to kill her. And it won't be quick. I'll make sure it's painful.

She makes the dumbest mistakes and blames everyone else for when the shit hits the fan as a result. One of these days, someone is going to call her out on it and beat to her an inch of her life.

This is why I can't respect women; Because they pull stupid shit like this all of the time and we're a bunch of evil white men when we even try to suggest that they caused their own bullshit.

I met up with a guy on grindr and told him I'm nineteen. I'm fourteen.

My GF wanted a break very recently. It tore me up inside for the first few days. Seeing me in my miserable state my best friend installed Tinder on my phone to introduce me to other people. I swiped a little bit but I kept feeling guilty "what if she does want me back and I'm swiping on Tinder, that's not fair for her". Is what I keep thinking.

I've spoken with two friends and one is against me going on with Tinder while the other embraces it. Both have incredibly good points (it's not fair towards the GF vs. She's the one who initiated the pause to begin with.

I'm finally going to speak to my gf again after a week this week and I still don't know if I should continue this. I recently got a match as well which doesn't help me making a decision.

>Whiskey is a mistake

that's like saying breathing is a mistake wtf

Thats cuz ur fuckin lazy and fat.
Wash ur cunt and stop wiping back to front.

I smell a jealous

What was the youngest?

test test ban test

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I wanna know what it feels like to have a guy cum in my ass. I’ve swallowed and taken loads on my face, but haven’t bottomed yet

My wife and no one else I know have any idea.

Any advice on telling him orrr??

Thats hot, you cute?

I do shitposting on Yea Forums and i destoy book with my fucking lefties markers ! fuck off !

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Aye hoe I said advice not dick

I'm a secret furry and I really want a dog to mount me

LSelsun, why don't you come to my house, if you're still up at least? I'd like to talk to you

13 when I was 13 lmao but 14 is the youngest I fuck it’s the youngest I hire

Dude, you could be the asshole CFO that I used to work under ages ago. That idiot thought he was Don Draper incarnate. If you were a female employee and even spit in the direction of attractive, he either had you or forced the department you worked in to let you go. He was ruthless. The CEO finally came down on his ass... And promoted him by shipping him out to the regional headquarters.

I permanently never recommend that place to anyone if they are asking around for a job. Never.

I want to see a dog mount my girlfriend at least once in my life, but I'm afraid that will never happen

No lol not me. I work fast food

You think it would be hot until it happens and then every time you go to go down on her all you can think about was that disgusting dog dick that was inside her

I once put my dick in a hotdog bun and added a stripe of mustard on the top.

So you fuck little teen trash whores? Who cares

I have an incest fetish among other fetishes

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I buy condoms for my 12yo niece

How long you been a fur and what's your fur persona

You should fuck her

Ive known for 4 years. I havent put thought into it because everyone I know (my family and friends) would completely shun me out

ADOLF führt ihr scheiss Amis

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I gladly would

That sucks dude in sorry I have a diaper fetish so I know how it feels

So do it

I've wanted to fuck my older sister fire years now

I'm punishing myself for the rest of my life for what I did as a teen. I will never bare children, I will never procreate, my genes will die with me. I will be forgotten, this is the sentence I have passed on to myself.

Why

Just a neet user.

So get off your ass

Bump

There are some lines that after they have been crossed, you can never go back. I was punished by the family, the state, and its my duty to continue the punishment until I die. I'm a nice, friendly guy, who will not procreate.

Haven't had sex in over a year. Would probably stick it in a guys ass at this point to get off

Bump

That's funny. I'm in an incestuous relationship with my sister.

Really? How did you guys start that did you start it or did she

Technically she started it. But it was pretty mutual.

I lick toilet seats at MacDonald's

How did happen. How old are you two

Have you caught any diseases?

no, I just vomit

I used to spend a lot of time naked outdoors as a kid. Probably owe it to the remoteness that I never got kidnapped/raped etc.

i was recently diagnosed with DID (dissociative identity disorder, aka multiple personalities). i have been living with a lot of the typical effects of it since i was a child (depression phobias/extreme anxiety, psychotic break style hallucinations, missing time etc) but most of the symptoms had been diagnosed/treated as separate things because i never told the mental health professionals involved about some of the experiences i was having.

i was convinced some of my hallucinations were borderline religious, and that telling anyone about the missing time would get me locked up for real.

and then i lost my job about three or four months ago. the stress triggered a series of event that left me unable to ignore what was happening to me. it culminated with me missing several appointments, blacking out, and waking up in my car 48 hrs later in a pretty far away geographical location, smelling like a stranger's house, and with more gas than i had in my car before the blackout even though i was literally broke. i finally realized how dangerous the situation was. i hit a bottom i couldn't ignore. i signed up with a local mental health group to see a therapist. my subsequent sessions lead me to the diagnosis of DID. now i have no idea what to do. even though it didn't change anything it changed everything. i'm not sure who to tell, or if anyone is going to believe me. i haven't even told my mom. the diagnosis hit me like a bombshell, and even though it finally explained to me what i was experiencing (leading to great relief), it also left me at a loss as to what to do next. i haven't met my 'alter' and i am scared. i am now irrationally afraid this stranger is going to show up and take over my life without warning. i have cut off all of my friend because thinking about what i might do in a blackout is literally socially paralyzing. i feel scared and alone.

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No adult has these strong of emotions towards their parents.

>underage fag detected

We've always been close. we're the youngest in the family and she had cancer as a kid so mom and dad were particularly protective of us.

The real start to all this was her cancer. they had to remove her ovaries and uterus when she was 10 so she needed hormone treatments to go through puberty. We believe those treatments caused her to have nymphomania.

When we got older, after everyone else had moved out, mom and dad went on a vacation and left us alone for the summer.

The first day alone, we wound up taking a shower together. that first incident was "innocent" but it was wrapped in us both being pretty perverted kids to begin with.

Wound up masturbating in front of each other. I came on her belly and that must have been the spark that tipped us over the edge.

That night, we played with each other. She taught me how to finger a girl, but I guess guys are easier to work with cause I didn't have to teach her a damn thing.

the next morning, we had sex for the first time.

The first time wasn't the best, but it sure as hell wasn't as bad as I thought it would be.

We've gotten a LOT better since then. On average, we make love twice a day, with sessions lasting between 15 and 45 minutes.

We were 19 (we're 10 months apart so she was almost 20).

I've been with my wife for 15 years. We've never wanted a break from each other, we love each other. Take this as the hint user: it wasn't meant to be.

What sort of place hires 14 year olds?

And are they easier or harder to seduce than adults, in general?

I wonder if you could go into regressive therapy and talk to your other personality

In high school I punched a female in the temple with an overhand right. I fucked my buddies girlfriends, one of which when he was in critical condition in the hospital, I would knock on front doors that looked like nobody was home and when nobody answered I'd burgle the fuck out of them. I even stole from a classmate's house. In high school I would smoke pot, do acid, mushrooms, coke, x, meth, pills, all while ditching class, sometimes during class. I'd get teen chicks too drunk and fuck them when they couldn't remember who it was. I touched my mom's boyfriend's daughter's pussy when we would play wrestle.

I got married and now I have kids. What the fuck did you do that makes you vow not to have kids?

I think I'm actually bi. I thought I just had a fetish with bisexuality, but I jacked off with some servant of FGO. I don't know if I have to come out, dismiss it as "2D doesn't counts" or doing nothing.

I want to watch a tween girl and boy have fun, happy, consensual sex. But I don't want to be involved at all.

broke up with girlfriend on her birthday, then got back together with her after Christmas. I didn't buy her anything, and before you ask; im not jewish.

So you like kiddie porn?

I don't know. Is there any like that? I've only heard of stuff that would make me sick to watch.

It exists but it's highly illegal bro you need help

No shit it's illegal. This is a secrets thread, not a "crimes I plan to commit" thread.

lets play spot the fed!

Found him.

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Wow kinda touchy ain't ya

your girlfriend already fucked someone else.. get over it. move on.

Keep swiping on Tinder, and meet up with the girls you already matched with.. If you really want to get back with your ex (Dont) the only way is by showing her youre not a beta male wimping over her loss. She wants to see a man of value.

Any female that initiates "a break" just wants to have guilt free sex with another person.

He's obviously a kiddie diddler bro, let the man not have kids. He'd probably struggle to not victimize them anyway

well it's a touchy subject innit

Yeah. But you didn't have to flip out

Yeah, uncle touchy

kek. say what you said in front of a police officer and see if they flip out too

That's message boards for you. You can't hear the other person's tone of voice. I thought it was funny you thought I needed to be told it was illegal.

I penetrated my sister when she was passed out
Indescribable feeling

I love to expose my slut mom & being degraded, I found nudes of her on her phone
Kik: mymumstits

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I sniff poppers every day and spend all my money on femdom popper videos.

>be you
>15 year old
>neck beard
>bronie
>fat as fuck
>smell like shit
>dirt ass room
>mom pays everything for you
>Hey son can you please clean your room
>I HATE THAT DUMB BITCH SHE'S SO ANNOYING AND STUPID REEEE

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im fucking my 16 yo stepdaughter since she was 12

Oh lol

why?

I invite my ex over when my wife is out of town and fuck her raw.

Wah wah wah just kill yourself now before you shoot up a school

I hope this is real. I hope someone out there is living the cumdump sister dream.

cause she likes it, one day i came earlier from work and found her with a boy naked in my bedroom, i blackmailed her to give me a blow job that day or i will tell her mom, she is my sex slave since then, but she tell me that she love me now and she wants run away and left her mom and live together as a couple, she is almost 17 i told her we will do it next year.

I committed the zodiac killings.

Consider suicide.

It's clear you want attention, just say why or fuck off.

Don't listen to this cuck. Just get her back to your place and beat her half to death then lock her up. You got to break a bitch's will to live and control her. You got to establish you control her to the point of life and death. Then she will serve you. Be a goddamn man.

Jeremiah?

This will end well!

Don't deny him the holiest of holys man. That's what having a daughter is for bro. Training her from birth to be your own personal Loli cumdump daughter. Remember everything posted her is a work of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Fuck off Senator Cruz.

Enjoy prison, you LARPing fuck.

Good for you user. I hope it works out for you two. I support your decisions. Make sure to kill wife first though.

Nah he's a bullfrog.

So tomorrow is the day I tell him I'm cheating on my on-again off-again (mostly off) abusive SO with him. I wouldn't live with the basically ex if I had somewhere else to go. I'm working on getting a decent job so I can GTFO. I just wish I hadn't fallen in love before I got to GTFO.

Kek

At least he's a good friend.

I suffer from bi polar and get in really bad lows. I've wanted to kill myself almost all year. Idk I haven't done it yet

Tits or GTFO. Also you are a great example of a slam pig. Cheat then cry and bitch when abusive ex starts clocking your ass . By then the guy you cheated on will have a decent woman and you'll be alone with your six cats forever.

People thinking they can talk to their 'alter ego'. Most of the time the 'other personality' is just your personality without some sense of memory or just like an automato trying to complete a task. But every case is different.

Im not capable to share my secrets even being anonymous

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Did things to my passed out sister
Best pussy I’ve experienced

I didn't know if you could or not that's why I asked if it were possible. Im not the annon that has DID I'm the one that asked if they could talk to it though

I cheat on my girlfriend weekly with different girls almost every week. have dozens I talk to, some know its cheating, some dont. Fell in love with one of them a while back that I no longer speak to, because I couldnt make the commitment swap to her. Live every day in regret now, with my girlfriend who is too good for me but i cheat on anyways.

Dont mean to turn this into a feelsthread though

over two hundred and fifty anons have sent me cock tributes of my trap pics

i think i might actually have the biggest cock tribute collection lol c:

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ew

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I fucked my mother's goat and now i think she is pregnant.

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I like to wear diapers

Posting that everything here is a falsehood is in itself a falsehood. Therefore everything here is factual

I want to fuck my best friends gf. Pic related.

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I've been obsessed with pussy most of my life. When I was 11 years old I'd look at my female classmates and imagine what their pussies might look like. There was one girl in my class who was a total bitch, but I thought she was so hot I fantasised about raping her for two years.

Reason she wanted the break in the first place was to fuck someone else. It's over move on. She already has, and is just saving you in the back pocket for if this new dude doesn't pan out.

God damn furries. Jump in front of a bus you closet pedo.

Dont do it bro. It's hot as a fantasy but gross and mentally destroying after it happens.

Here. Open this.

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>whenever I see a nigger outside of Detroit
>i call the cops on them
>i have a old SLVR phone I keep in my car
>i've gotten over 10 niggers pulled over so far

I was jumping on a trampoline the other day with my son and my fiance's lil sister my son bumped in her and on her way do she grabbed my dick

I believe Emelia Clarke is a secret clone of Denise Richards.

It's my first time in management and I am terrified.

That's fucking hilarious.

Report them for what? Monkey escaped from the zoo?

>Share some of your secrets

I just want to rape my little daughters
problem is: I love both too much so I'm not able to but I wish I were

When I was 15 I gave oral sex to a 10yo girl

I constantly cum in wife's shampoo bottle. She knows about it and continues to use it. She's weird about it though cause if you talk about it she gets all embarrassed and claims you're making fun of her for using it. I think it's hot but oh well.

you female?

My wife always acts annoyed if I grab her ass in a public setting but if I don't do it for a while she asks why I'm mad at her. Women are weird.

Pedo detected

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You need to apply yourself bitch. That shit is quitter talk. You ain't a quitter are you?! Now get in there and rape those kids! Now! Move it! Move it! Move it!

Same with me grabbing her tits in general. I'll tell her I won't touch them for a week and at first she says she doesn't think I'll last 2 hours but after a day or so she practically begs me to touch them.

No matter what women say they want to be sexually desired. My wife is a bit on the flat side though. All her sexyness is in her ass haha.

said the jew

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Your just in a bad Adam Sandler movie now do some fucked up shit and see if you can get it on the news

don't fan of it but as he said
he want to but he cant
and this is nice

Nope I'm a good Trump supporter and conservative. I mean we are all pedos like Trump amiriteboys?

I met this girl through work who has a 10/10 face and a 10/10 personality. I can't stop thinking about her. I'm married.

>Trump supporter
>not Jew

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Same just doesn't sit right

why? just let it out
free your mind

How long has it been going on?

>primary example of femininity is destructively toxic
>all women
involuntarily celibate?

What? Trump fucks his daughter and other underage girls. He hung out with Epstein and supported Roy Moore in Alabama, who is a publicly admitted pedo. Trump has raped, he picked Kavanaugh for the SCOTUS who is also a rapist... Dude it's ok now. We can all be more open about it. Trump is one of us, he knows all the teenys and even grown women are there for rape. MAGA brother.

MY BROTHER

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>Trump fucks his daughter and other underage girls

he's never done that you fucking liberal obama worshiping whore

I plan on impregnating my daughters lesbian friend next month. She is 24, and is begging for my load.
She sent this pic and asked if Daddy would like to fill this with cum.

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Fuck you.

no don't she may have just needed time to her self to start missing you

nice son nice!!!!!

>I plan on impregnating my daughters

cum instantly

i jerked off to a customers panties

tell more

The mere idea of you even thinking about other girls right now shows insecurity and immaturity. Use “the break” as a time of reflection and time to work on yourself. This is not the time to drag other women into any drama.

Meet more people user you don’t owe her anything

Post her photo?

Well, if there is one thing that we've learned in the age of #metoo, it's that shit will come back one day and bite you in the ass. It never goes away. It might be 20 years from now but one day there'll be a knock at the door. And until it comes you'll be asking yourself 'is today the day?"

Just ask Jeffery Epstein.

You speaking from personal experience there?

The crazy thing is how hard she has pursued me. I am in my mid 40s, and I was surprised by how blunt she has been about what she wants to do to me.
She is a bit butchie, but her ass is on loan from God.

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lucky bastard you are
enjoy it!
I'm envy as fuck

If you had kept it short and sweet like this yesterday, more people would have bought it. Keep refining it user, you've got the bones of a bitchin story there.

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Should tell her you wanna call her daughters name as you fill her. See how deep the rabbit hole goes...

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Send more

I take my 2 female roommates’ panties almost every day and cum in them. They are both 10/10s and I would do anything to fuck them. And I successfully set up a hidden cam in the bathroom I share with one of them and got video of her showering.

you cant post that without us asking for something

Send mega link pls

Bumps

>be me, 24
>last gf was almost 2 years ago
>basically no sex since then
>be desperate
>friend suggests that i just use tinder and go all for it
>Download it and start using
>first weeks almost no matches and barely any talk
>match with a girl, cute 7/10 imo, which is pretty good in my situation
>she asks to go out
>say sure
>she asks for a place for us to go
>im not sociable, idk. Suggest a party i knew was going to happen at a random club near my house
>we meet there
>she is quite tall, didnt expect that, taller than me
>we talk a bit and start drinking, last thing i remember is going to the clubs bathroom with her, no idea what happened there
>wake up next day with a pic she sent with the caption "thinking about last night, hope we meet again". pic related kek

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I like to show off my sleeping GF's pussy online. I usually did it on sites like omegle so i could see peoples reactions. I can't anymore, am banned.

Was diagnosed with DID myself over 12 years ago and have been what I would consider 'fully integrated' now for about 10 years. To be completely honest - meditation over medication is best. Buddhism saved my life, and yeah I know that sounds weird.

Me too! Just got some new onsies today, too

my boyfriend cheated on me and i have been torn up about it. i don't want to be with him anymore but the relationship continues to get more abusive, since he knows i want to leave and am unable to due to financial standing at the moment. i have been fantasizing about cheating on him as revenge. i've been lusting after my sous chef, and i believe he likes me also but i'm too autistic to actually initiate anything. he's like almost twice my age, but something about him drives me wild

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Is it the way he flaps his hands and counts by increments of 47?

How is she lesbian if she wants a man to pump her full of cum?

Stole her nudes from her phone and posted them here. She’s my best friend

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I can't stop feeding my cum to unsuspecting females. I've been doing it for 10 years and idk if I can ever stop... pretty much ever female relative I have has eaten one of my loads somehow, as well as my wife's family. the youngest I've ever fed was 9 at the time, oldest mid 60s

I use take to jerk off into my younger cousins' panties. The fresh used ones we best, even kept a few for myself.

lately i've been only able to cum inside my wife if i'm imagining she's hating it or that she's in pain or at least discomfort or if i imagine a lot of people are watching her being fucked by me, i don't know why or how did i got thete but that's how i cum while fucking her

I’m obsessed with jerking off to nudes I kept of an ex. I’m married

I get so much more turned on if the guy or girl I'm fucking cries or whimpers and says it hurts and asks me to stop....makes me cum buckets.

I still jerk off manually.

My dad thinks that i'm fucking useless, but he's worse than me in any way, shape or fucking form, but since he called me an "useless piece of crap" i almost murdered him twice.

Years ago when my sister was blindfolded and gang-banged while hammered at a party, one person raw-dogged her. She wasn't exactly consenting to the gang-bang. She is pro-life, so she kept the kid. Every suspect had their Y chromosome tested, everyone cleared.
My secret, I was the one that orchestrated it and showed up just to take a turn on her and ran out after.
I am helping her raise her bastard daughter. She knew her whole life I had sexual feelings for her so she is paying me sexual favors for the help. So, I am being rewarded for raising her and my rape baby with regular sex from my sister roommate.
And yes, keeping a girlfriend is difficult. They always suspect I am fucking my sister.

>Here's a really stupid secret
Im really good looking n charismatic but im hooked to snorting my prescribed adderall so i stay mostly indoors fappin on Yea Forums

He's projecting his flaws upon you by exaggerating yours.

It means you shouldn’t be married. Marriage is a way to retard men, not improve them.

I jerked off into one of my cousin's (11) bikini's once
She was wearing them in the pool later, dont think she noticed

Post 'em.

When I was in college, my house had a collection of nudes of girls we hooked up with. Everyone contributed. It was super degrading

I’ve posted them many times, but deleted them all recently since someone claimed to have recognised her and messaged her

Oh dayamn!

Nice. Stealing nudes is the biggest rush.

Put her in the well?

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I went to the portopotty at work and jerked it a little bit, someone opened the door and saw me. Didn't know who it was but I'm scared to go back to work, didnt know the person

>And yes, keeping a girlfriend is difficult. They always suspect I am fucking my sister.
That's pretty fucking hard to keep secret from someone getting to know you, especially when you two are seen together and how you probably look at your sister... or even how you talk to her or touch her.

Im broadcasting on chaturbate

I know. You may have seen them in exposed threads before, ass spread wide, bath tub on all 4s, etc

Name?

Probably just a rand-o. Don't worry until you actually recognize them later. They are probably drinking lots to scrub that memory from their mind. Catching someone jerking it is awkward for most.

/cloudmex3/

I used to cum inside my bosses coffee cup and watch her drink it

I used to have a gay incest relationship with my 1st cousin

Are you male or female? More to the story?

Hahah nice. Sounds like a solid set. So many people must have seen them

male or female?

Yeeee people loved them, especially since she’s got a nice fat gym ass

Bifag here, I'd love to fuck my nephews, one in particular.

Wasnt my intention to rub one out, just bad timing to be doing it and thought I locked the door. He just said "Fuck, lock the door next time" I didn't make eye contact with anyone the whole day lol. Thanks, feels better hearing that

My goth ex girlfriend is autistic and I still try to get back with her. She was one of the few woman I have stayed loyal to. Whenever she smokes weed I tap into her devices and pretend I am Mozart since she is a huge classical music fan.

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Twice in my life, I was the guy walking in on someone doing that and I had the same reaction. Both times I didn't bother looking long enough to recognize the person later. I learned years later that the first one was a drinking buddy. He thanked me for keeping quiet about it and I told him I will continue to be quiet about it but I didn't know it was him until then.

lol what

I have this insane list for my sister and it’s gotten to the point where I can’t jerk off/ fuck women anymore unless I think of her doing it
>pic related

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I like bestiality and my ex girlfriend knew that, so one time at a friends house when she was playing with the dog she started sucking it’s dick and let me watch.

I think I just experienced love at first sight today. Unfortunately we're both men and I don't want to go to hell, but it's a really intense feeling and temptation. His smile made me want to drop to my knees and open my mouth right there at my cash register with a line behind him. He made me act like a schoolgirl with a crush just by very lightly flirting and then giving me a generous tip when most people don't give me shit. I'm really really hoping he was actually attracted to me and not just a straight guy who was happy to be non-verbally complimented by the way I reacted to him.

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I'm just terrified about the person telling about it, I don't want people to know of me doing that shit. Or rumors. Construction is very judgey. I guess I'm worrying more than I should. Had a similar situation where I blacked out at a party and peed in someones house but someone else peed there too and he got called out for it. Couldn't look at anybody the next day. I dont get how some people just dont give a fuck lol

I pretend to be a right-winger just so that the local /pol/fags won't set my house on fire in my sleep

But i'm a leftist at heart. I've never understood the need to suck the boss mans dick just because he has money and is famous. Mr politician says "fuck muslims lmao" and everyone gets on their knees ready to recieve their jewish flavoured cock meat sandwich. I know many muslims, pretty cool guys. I'd rather have my muslim friends then be surrounded by cucks and fags who calls me a traitor for not automatically licking some privileged kikes asshole

fuck anything and anyone right wing

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hot

The awkwardness goes both ways. The person catching you wants to block it out as fast as you want to keep it secret. If both of you are over puberty, it's easy to move past. Shit happens Yea Forumsro. If the guy is talking about it, he will be outed as a girly type gossip pretty soon anyway.

You call them fags but you’re left wing?

>cucks and fags
sorry buddy, you're already surrounded by them

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>But if she keeps opening her mouth and talking trash when she shouldn't be, I'm going to kill her. And it won't be quick. I'll make sure it's painful.
This is hilarious, your parents talk trash to motivate you, take it easy.

>But i'm a leftist at heart.
You are a right-winger. "leftist" is a right-winger term for the mythical opposition of some small insidious group to make being a wing-nut seem sane. The fact is that MOST people oppose wing-nuts. If you are using wing-nut propaganda words as your words, you are part of that minority.

Same here except with my nieces. They are all really cute but one is uber cute

Don’t fuckig tell me what they are and aren’t doing, you sound like you’re not even white kid

I repress my cocklust until it's all I jerk off to, then eventually break down and worship a cock and swallow its spunk. Then I cum hard as fuck and feel disgusting until the next random dick pic on b makes me heart race like a submissive slut.
I just don't know how to deal with it other than giving in.

>"leftist" is a right-winger term for the mythical opposition of some small insidious group

uh, pretty sure most right-of-center people consider leftists to be the mainstream orthodoxy at the moment, I mean what with Big Business, billionaires, politicians, the entire media, academia, most major religions, all enthusiastically endorsing your positions and often criminalizing your opposition on your behalf...

bump

damn fucking right, the meme that left wing is pro-faggotry is just that, a meme, created by right-cucks to discredit sane and rational people(left-wingers). Pic very much releated, a guy you and your fellow right-fags have busted countless nuts over.

We have the same problem as with all political movements. Take trump for example, he's alt-right, but he's a kike lover, literally starts salivating at the mere mentioning of israel and the name of that polish fag who runs that shitshow.
but you also have alot of alt-right fags who really hate jews.

If some tranny faglord decides "it" is a part of the left wing, it's not my fucking problem. The left wing was always about the regular/worker/middle-class man having rights that prevented him from getting cucked by the rich cunt in power, nothing else. If some fags want to be left wing too, well, then, i'm still not going to suck some dudes dick because muh wall or whatever

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Jesus Christ why can’t you lefties talk like a normal human. So full of hate! Leave the fags and traps alone!

>but he's rich and said he was going to make america great again
>so i'll finally get laid now
>r-r-right guys?
delusion. the post

that hilarious looking kike lover never ever cared about you, the fact that you actually believe otherwise just shows how much of a cuck you are. no hope.

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When I was 16 I took the v of an 11yo girl, were also fuck buddies for a while

Jealous

Stolen nudes is my fetish

:3
Exposure is mine

I helped a friend of mine with seducing my mom.

Kik?

I'll admit I'm pretty lucky., She was cute as fuck

Just made my first creepshot video of my girlfriend. It's a dick move, but I kinda enjoyed the thrill

The adrenaline is so good
Need to creep on others to really feel it....

I feel like that's kinda illegal though.

Don’t have one, sorry

Damn, wanna get one and you can expose...?

I'm still inlove with my ex even though she's a decieving whore who cheated on me multiple times, I tell everyone that I'm over it and I act like I'm okay but I'm not.

she is hot. my sister is less hot and she is a regular in my faps. if she was my sister I'd be fucked.

Same. My gigantic turn on right now is the thought of strangers saving spreading or fapping to my friends exposed nude
Sadly the pic quality is bad so havent had too much luck. But I'm trying!

Kik?

Will delete in a minute / when you reply . Got lots more

That's not very tolerate of you, comrade.

Left wing is the pro-faggotry wing. See past your narrow vision and view the world without your board culture lens, retard.

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Wow
Go to unsee.cc and share me your link?

Nope, sorry

Well then post here

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really wish i had more

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Who is that

I have a really cute 8-9/10 asian gf who I love very much but I just want her to fulfill my fantasy of being locked up in chastity and teased and I’m too scared to tell her.

my friend
yeah i know i'm a degenerate

Me too, great body

Keep it coming there

heres how she looks non-nude for reference
and i knooow haha, her tightness and perky tits are the best

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Who posted dat

More or others?

yep,quake was good

full album here imgur . com/a/HhzytF4
also, consider saving or spreading?

Other girl?

?

You quoted my post earlier so people think we’re postig the same girl

7f2ad623

Oh fair point lol
Yea the last few images + album are of a different girl (my oc) to clear up confusion.
also saving/spreading/etc would be appreciated

heyo retardo,
if you've been figthing alot and you love her:
Talk to her, no laughing, no shouting; be open minded and come back here if there's something you didnt understand.

However if that isn't the case, you're screwed.
if you don't love her, then its better to be single.
If you havent fought and argued alot, she's sick of you as a person or bored of you.
Both initiates you to move on.

There are definite ways to get her back though...

Any more?

aside from this and the album, thats it
i do hope to get more nudes of hers one day though

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I cum and piss in my friends gfs shoes while smelling her socks and putting my face into her other shoe
Pic related

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What did you think of her? And what will you do with the photos

Nice projection faggot, I posted a picture of numales and you took it personally l m f a off

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Nice. Ever seeked out her nudes?

My current gf has two daughters ages 13/11 and if it were legal I'd fuck the daylights outta them both. Hot af.

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jesus christ,
you seriously need to lurk moar mr. EFF BEE AY.

if you want to catch pedo's you gotta learn the lingo.

think they'd want to?

Are you dating her just to get close with the daughters, or just a fantasy that popped up recently? What if she were into it, hypothetically?

Nice thats damn near perfect. I know the only girl I had was around that age even if she started a little younger

who was she? what did you do with her and how'd it happen?

Who saved her pics?

Well, tough to say. The older one likes watching when I work out in the garage but doesn't say much. She's into gymnastics and looks unreal for her age (more like 17/18).

Nah...can't help the attraction though. If she wasn't into it? FUCK YES. Never would happen though.

It's like many anons said, shit was legal at 13/14 a millennia ago, now it's all suddenly frowned upon, yet it goes on in government constantly.

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Lot has changed in the past thousand years, and people didn't live as long anyway. But yeah, anyone with access to money or power does it. Probably not out of attraction though, just dominance, sadly. "Forbidden fruit" and all.

>If she wasn't into it? FUCK YES.
You mean "was"?
I was meaning, if the mom would be OK with you "teaching" them, or whatever shit people make up on here sometimes.

>more like 17/18
Sort of hard to believe, she just developed or acts slutty or grown up or what?

*was into it

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rapist genes, fourtunately you're human and can engange in play-rape

I haven't had sex in three years and I wouldn't do that ever.

I used to have sex with my boss she was a paki chick with huge tits and we broke it off when i started dating this new girl but i still think about fucking her all the time and most everytime im having sex with my gf

I'm a pussy fag and I wouldn't want to be
I'd love to be the man I should be, I need to be, and I want to be but I 'm not
Nigga

It was my roommates stepdaughter. Ive told the story before around here

I see my neighbor's 15 year old daughter when she's changing, or just walking around naked, in her bedroom. I think she knows i can see her, she likes to be naked a lot. She also masturbates in front of the window a lot. Not illegal to see it, but no taping.

>new ip in thread
sure, ok

Yep, meant "was", but that would NEVER happen, simple as that.

What I mean is she acts her age and all, a bit mature for her age, but mostly into all the 13ish type of shit you would except. It's PHYSICALLY where she looks 17/18, although on occasions she will strut herself in a certain way or give a glance depending on the situation or whatever is going on at the time. Of course, I hate it when she does that because I just want to tear into her at that moment. Fuck....shit just aint fair.

Yeah...I get all that and ya make a good point. Many of them up above are total psychos and heavily into occult bs. I would never harm or force anyone to do shit, it would need to be naturally occurring and legit legal.

As for how it came about ...never did at first when they were much younger...then they developed and well...yeah, the rest is history. Like I said, can't help it, they just really fucking edible at times, especially when they talk a certain way or look way too damn cute.

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This aint the first thread there has ever been ya know

Some years ago I stole some pictures of my neighbor's daughter off a digital camera. Not my proudest moment. Kik is Jeffool if want story or have questions.

Pic related is a recent picture of her.

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but i responded to someone who was already posting here, aka not you

Is she an ant?

My wife's younger sister moved here from Brazil and is living with us. I want to fuck her so bad she's such a sexy little slut.

The attraction's natural, maybe not that young but it's definitely there still for most guys, and a lot of times vice versa too. Good on you for keeping it in your pants though, since it'd probably end up hurting her down the line.

age?

How do you know it'd never happen? Just curious. I always wonder what women are into crazy shit like that and just never tell anyone, based on stories you hear and stuff.

I dunno where you got lost but this was my first comment

now you've ruined it.

Damn, see what I mean? Now, let me get this straight, anons. If it were totally legal, and this 150yo girl walked up to you while sitting on your couch, wearing little booty shorts and a tank-top and started giving you lascivious looks n shit...you're telling me you wouldn't do a damn thing? Uh huh...and bears don't shit in the woods, right?

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it says is from a new ip, whatever
anyway, you say you've told it before but i haven't read it. what should i search for in the archive, or can you answer again?

>150yo

>i almost murdered him twice
Couldn't even murder him properly , you useless piece of crap

I wanna do it to same as you i have sucked cock but now i wanna try to bottom

hot

story?

yes, 15, not 150 lmao. don't think I'd wanna anything to do with 150.

Also, I remember reading some shit that some British politicians were trying to lower the age of consent laws there. It seems a lot of EU countries are based on shit I've seen. Remember John McAfee , the antivirus guy? He was down in Belize banging 15yos, total legal there lol. Lucky mofo. People should check out his wiki and watch interviews he did concerning all the bs he was going through with US authorities.

Traveling for sex is still illegal, if it's younger than the place where you live. John McAfee is crazy though, but a great memester.

>It seems a lot of EU countries are based on shit I've seen
Most of Europe is 14-15. It's 16 in most of the US though from what I know so not that far off.

18. She's always walking around in her bra and panties. I constant have to hide my hard on