ITT: You live in a mansion near a lake in the middle of buttfuck nowhere...

ITT: You live in a mansion near a lake in the middle of buttfuck nowhere. You here something massive smash through your front door, with the sound of slippery fins slidding along the floor with long claws scratching the ground as the walk. It seems that Nessie- er, a Lagiacrus has broken into your house! This fuckers HUNGRY, he's willing to cram and smash his way into tight spaces like doorways and hallways. He can bust down doors propped with heavy furniture. He'll also make light work of smaller walls. Trips decide what you do and dubs or lower get you eaten!

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bump

I rail it's ass

Oof so close

>Those near quads

That's near quints you summerfag kys

>Slidding

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So far everyone's been eaten

force it to watch every episode of the donkey kong country tv show

bump

Yet another shameless self bump

b u m p

I'd give him tree fiddy

S O C L O S E

OP here, so far, this is what happened to everyone ;C

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Start jerking off, if your boner goes in his mouth, he'll be gay. So obviously he'll spit you out.

Can i fuck it

here's a free re-roll

There is also a hidden vent tunnel system throughout your house you could use to travel around to different rooms, but the ladders are squeaky and noisey as all fuck. You can hide in the tunnels temporarily, but sooner or later he'll squeeze himself into there and make you a Scooby Snack if you aren't fast on your feet!

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He also has a keen sense of smell, so hiding in a closet or a room for too long won't do you any favors either.

Call up Fred and the mystery crew to come save my ass

Leaving the house ins't viable either, since you're a wanted criminal outside this area.

Kek

Another thing, the mansion is also inhabited by a hostile, corpral, carnivorous, humanoid entity that roams the house. It does not disturb those who get dubs or lower but will kill and eat those who get quads or quints!

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It's most commonly found in the tunnels, beware!

How the fuck does a man gets a house with all this shit in it? I doubt it fucking matters theres a nigga in here that can kill your ass I’d probably make bank selling this off to the government.

Yes.

Let’s fucking go

Who knows? Unfortunately, your plans of selling the house were crushed because you got eaten, sorry user.

W I N R A R !
The mystery gang have arrived, all armed with SMGs, trips decide what happens next!

I’d just give it about $3.50

OP here!
For the sake of simplicity, we'll call our charcoal black fellow "Joe" and the lake monster "Lagi".

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Shaggy uses .001% of his power and snaps the lake monster's neck with telekineses

Sacrifice Daphne to appease the monster

OP here again! Another reason why you can't leave your house is because there's a tribe of territorial niggers nearby that rekt your car and are keeping you from leaving your house.

v o a r

Invite the tribal niggers in and say the monster stole all the chicken

re-roll

re-re-roll

Re-Re-Re roll

Ah think ah'ma leave him out about a tree fiddy and be on with ma day

Remember, don't roll quads/quints or else!

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I roll to have Joe and Lagi have gaey buttsecks and forget I exist

OP here (agen)
Joe and Lagi as entities do not acknowledge eachothers existence, therefor making encounters between them pointless

Let’s go again

I’m finna give em tree fiddy and bounce