Celeb Thread
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Celeb Thread
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boobs are ok
those german boys sure love american girls huh
DOES NOT
bags of sand tbh
unffff
they deserve cum
boobs make me feel funny
lol didn't know that was a thing
she needs to start wearing almost no clothing, miley cyrus style, and she needs to accidently leak her mirror selfies of those crazy cow tits
worst day in a long time
take Lake Bell
its all they post, right?
Who knew bags of sand could be so alluring?
I love the way she's flashing her hip just a little, too.
I think half of /cel/ are german lol
hope we get more of her tits
lake is a hottie
i want gal to rape me and smear that lipstick all over my face
true
Jade is from Hong Kong...
what was wrong
Bimbo slut that needs group fucked
1000%
give it time - it's all planned slow career striptease
Dann posten wir eben deutsche Mädchen
>i showed you my tiddies, answer me
I love the way she's flashing her hip just a teeny little bit in this one
what wasn't wrong?
super hot !
dios mio
she is
salma too
did something stupid. only affected me
she has been living as an american for almost 10 years though
Well consider me interested
she has the potential to steal all my cum right from my balls against my will..
Who is this? Hard af
True, but is french heritage
such a great body
don't worry :3
my next point was gonna be germans dont even post german girls they post american girls
Oh, yeah, totally. Just a teensy, tiny bit of hip in that one.
I wanna rub my face in her armpits
Edging to mommy Salma :3
if i was born in hong kong with american heritage of french/german, would you consider me chinese?
I can if you like
nobody has even heard of this girl who even is that, post actual celebs but please dont post merkel for the love of god
not enuff 4 my taste
rub your face in my gooch
I-I-I-I know I d-d-d-don't deserve t-t-to have h-h-her...
you know you gotta blow a big one for her big tits
here we go
ein gutes Mädel
I like Salma in the quentin tarantino film
I will know on Monday if I fucked up. until then I will have to burn in self hate
you are nice
i made such a nice taytay babecock shop last night but im afraid to share it its too good
I-I-I know I-I d-deserve a-a good c-clocking into m-m-m-m-my face b-by th-th-the r-r-right f-f-fist of a-an a-alpha...
I think lots of anons know Lena Mayer Landrut
you're stretching it, user
mhm yes
i want blonde germans though, not black haired jewy looking ones
You're just a hip fanatic, aren't you? Not that I can't relate.
Nah
I wasn't born in franconia but consider myself as franconian
Yes we do
I know her and I like her
who's this sexy goddess?
You be, if it means I get to put my face under her arms afterward.
was a real great scene
bet
oh fucking yeah !!
Stop
Stop
post your penis, ive always wanted to see a franconian dick
You're mean :/
And I like you
part of the artistic nature of photoshopping noods is having an eye for visually similar body language as one of the first things you consider while choosing your photos to shop
her tits are waiting
been edging real good for her
forgive me user, i didnt mean to be mean
im just picky
"You F*cking devil!" th-the a-a-alpha w-would e-explain t-to m-m-m-me m-m-m-my shortcomings a-a-as a-a true m-m-m-man a-and w-worst o-o-o-of a-all of p-presuming t-t-t-t-t-to t-take a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a world c-class b-beauty l-l-like V-Victoria w-w-w-w-without c-c-c-c-consulting a-a-a-any of th-th-th-the w-w-w-w-world's l-l-l-leading a-alpha m-m-males f-for th-their a-a-approval...
I think I'm gonna join you
I second this.
you guys are very weird here, i became concerned as soon as i logged on. i was very content. lol
well we need somewhere to grab onto when you're grinding her
Jessica Nigri
I don't can't be looking around for armpit pits, it would take too long
and another Lena
and another one
I like it
cumming for monica or salma?
no real wrong answer
4.5 are nothing special
no, it isnt
jerking hard to her titties
You are forgiven
kek, I just noticed that too
cm? Ha!
enablers
what would you do if she presented them to you?
Edging for Monica..
inch kek
this
That's what the bum's for, I thought. Mind you, the hip is in close enough proximity that it could easily be both.
gonna blow to her too. Got any of her from the matrix?
Lena is a popular name
she is not as talented as the other but looks really good
Thought I did but no, sorry
I'd lick and squeeze those milkers, and masturbate by tittyfucking her. You?
Guessed so, not THAT bad
oh well, what you got is working nicely
l-l-little ari k-knows what's c-comming
>implying you could get enough leverage by grabbing her butt
lets see some of your work user, ill give my expert criticism on it and we can discuss this more thoroughly, but you are mistaken ill just say
probably would suck on them until my jaw got tired then would raw dog them
oh god those beautiful breasts..
My last of this Lena
Fuck, I guess I'll jerk to her
fag
Cocks in her tight butthole?
i like that user.. its sexy
well this one you might be able to ;p
no, im not
enabler
I hope so, user
made for milk
imagine fucking her breasts while grabbing them, would feel like heaven.
will you post another Lena again?
nice
Post lena dunham and i'll hatewank to her
?
In need of someone to wax my pole to her
would squeeze and suck all of it!
There you go, underestimating me. One hand on her hip, one on her ass, that'd work.
Both hands on the bum with this one, I think.
Lucky trips for another Lena, lol
so much fap mileage that monica and salma provide over the years
It would have to be mandatory for someone like her
I've seen Kate Upton at plenty of Astros games. She's been fat as fuck for 3 years.
Hadn't issues yet
Ty!
hot
inb4 dicks
i need some kiki guys
Nice trips
Shovel-faced version of Alexandra Daddario.
Just report him. He got banned yesterday all day long
Hate wanking doesn't really work that way. Either you want sex or you dont.
kek
you had to search deep for it?
sweet
she must think that coat is hilarious or something, also user I would give you a hand job.. but lets not rush into things so fast
Taylor Swift is a revolving succession 14 year old boys in drag prove me wrong
you gotta have at least one hand on her ass so you can spread her cheek and see her horny little cunt take everything you can give her, that's just a given
well keep practicing then, you will realize im right some day
All those spilled liters, kek
big if true
Tbh I prefer giving instead of receiving
nice everything
I like both
Keep em coming
wow what a shitty shop
No, but I had only one pic of her
>fap to them as a child
>fap to them as a teen
>fap to them as an adult
It'll be a sad day when it ends
>im an expert - im from the internet
More like a bad fakes and who-the-fuck-is-this thread
would she even have time to take her bathing suit off? maybe just move it off to the side ;}
well you may already know what mine looks like..
Would you give me a handjob?
Me too Im just playin.
I do think Daddario is hotter tho
it's art mang
See, now you're talking my language. I knew you'd understand. Don't forget the spankings in between the squeezing and the spreading, tho. Those are important.
Nice user
Then you better never let it end
when you try to make images look visually realistic that are shopped together, you start to see patterns and techniques, unless your mind isnt artistic at all then forget everything im even trying to convey to you
what a crappy thread, even without beady
Enjoying yourself?
I'd rather have it off, but, well, you know. In the heat of the moment, it could end up getting torn or damaged. It *could* be better not to risk it.
would you call a cartoon hastily cut out of a coloring book with safety scissors art? because i would not
I can't see them not be dick hardening anytime soon
lara is also nice. so now we post German celebs??
I like her eyes
I'd take her on her side like that, spread her like you said so i can see and my other hand on her feet.
*handsome
yes, like i care lol
Idk who you are I think...
Oh yes
i find it so strange that taylor did a transexual photo shoot
not like ill tell you anyway
but i like germans
these fakes is almost as bad as bd dick spam
Quite the opposite at the moment, kek
what can i tell you, summer comes once a year
summer is a lie ™
nobody asked u for your opinion
wheres the accredited porn faking course?
fuck off
with her on her hands on knees, or face down ass up? o w o
>all that thigh meat
agreed, better to get it all off and see her in all her naked glory, she'd probably prefer it to so she can feel you touching her all over
code for you came? kek
nice? you nice thank you.
we like you too
I think I know now
Nice, you know her
also nice Hunziker you got there
>I do think Daddario is hotter tho
lick my sack you fairy
Naughty..
Any Meg Turney?
the autism is strong in this one
im not special or anything
did he really? I know more people have been standing up to him recently and reporting him, must be the reason many of the threads have been so amazing lately.
I-I-I know... I-I-I-I-I-I know I d-d-d-deserve t-t-to have a-a-an alpha m-m-m-m-man's b-b-boot s-stuck into m-m-m-m-m-m-m-my stomach at l-l-l-l-l-l-l-least f-forty t-times b-b-because o-o-o-o-of Vickee...
Not yet..
No. You're nice
Exactly. Bit of a wasted experience if my hands aren't allowed to wander freely, you know what I mean?
Face down, ass up. That's the way we like to fuck.
there are a few girls who are basiclly German
I like lara's face and chest
mad
have u practice projecting on a wall?
pixie cut emma best emma
>no u
great comeback son
Well I'm about too lol
She does have a nice chest
Thatnks
You are very special
Yes he has been
He evaded a few times but eventually just gave up
yeah - my son is a come-back
Share it
do you..wanna take this somewhere else
summerfag or plain old retard ?
>He evaded a few times but eventually just gave up
That's so fucking satisfying to know, holy shit. I hope others learn from this and continue to report the cunt. thanks
Are you good at giving handjobs?
lmao, believe it or not I have other things I'd rather do than sit here and spam all day, I know that's hard to believe.
THIS
the answer is both. U r both.
EAT MY PEE PEEE MR SENPAI YENNI TESTING NEW PROXIES XaML
igger34jkl:
; n ; I was gonna respond but... well...
No YOU. Do you wanne know something funny?
why is it so hard to find good pics of german celebs?
kys retard
Clearly you don't
EAT MY PEE PEEE MR SENPAI YENNI TESTING NEW PROXIES pMho
igger34jkl:
Pathetic lol
one positive thing is also that by all the evading he is drawing a lot of attention upon himself from certain parties, probably without even realizing.
If you got discord I'll add you but wont be on till later
It's alright, don't worry about it. I'm not really *properly* lewding atm, anyway. My attention's a little divided.
I defended him a few days ago, literally sent him 6 messages privately and he then told me I wouldn't give a fuck about him. So I blocked him instantly then. He needs a therapy badly
I'd say so
I have some youtuber and Lisa and Lena
>Do you wanne know something funny?
Yes!
Ill pretend like you know who i am, and go with your flow lol
ikr so cringeworthy
nobody wishes this to be true more than i do. but you and i both know it's a lie
I really don't know, kek
, ----- , Classic you tease.
I won't be here much longer..
that dress is amaze
He has abandonment issues. That much seems clear.
There was some user ranting about how beady isn't mentally ill, doesn't have BPD or anything, he's just an asshole
That's clearly not the case. He needs help.
I thought about driving against a tree full speed in my car and about jumping out of the window for not totally life changing things today I messed up
ikr
peepee Jeeni beni banning a whole country, nigger TYIt
igger34jkl:
No one cares
Ever gave one?
Teasing's in my nature. Besides, this way, technically, you *still* owe me one. It's more fun that way.
^ ----------- ^ I'll get you!
I'm gonna head off for a nap for a bit, is that okay?
I did
still enabling