Celeb Thread

Celeb Thread
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first

boobs are ok

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those german boys sure love american girls huh

DOES NOT

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bags of sand tbh

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unffff

they deserve cum

boobs make me feel funny

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lol didn't know that was a thing

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she needs to start wearing almost no clothing, miley cyrus style, and she needs to accidently leak her mirror selfies of those crazy cow tits

worst day in a long time
take Lake Bell

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its all they post, right?

Who knew bags of sand could be so alluring?
I love the way she's flashing her hip just a little, too.

I think half of /cel/ are german lol

hope we get more of her tits
lake is a hottie

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i want gal to rape me and smear that lipstick all over my face

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true

Jade is from Hong Kong...

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what was wrong

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Bimbo slut that needs group fucked

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1000%

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give it time - it's all planned slow career striptease

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Dann posten wir eben deutsche Mädchen

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>i showed you my tiddies, answer me

I love the way she's flashing her hip just a teeny little bit in this one

what wasn't wrong?

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super hot !

dios mio

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she is
salma too
did something stupid. only affected me

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she has been living as an american for almost 10 years though

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Well consider me interested

she has the potential to steal all my cum right from my balls against my will..

Who is this? Hard af

True, but is french heritage

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such a great body

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don't worry :3

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my next point was gonna be germans dont even post german girls they post american girls

Oh, yeah, totally. Just a teensy, tiny bit of hip in that one.

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I wanna rub my face in her armpits

Edging to mommy Salma :3

if i was born in hong kong with american heritage of french/german, would you consider me chinese?

I can if you like

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nobody has even heard of this girl who even is that, post actual celebs but please dont post merkel for the love of god

not enuff 4 my taste

rub your face in my gooch

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I-I-I-I know I d-d-d-don't deserve t-t-to have h-h-her...

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you know you gotta blow a big one for her big tits
here we go

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ein gutes Mädel
I like Salma in the quentin tarantino film
I will know on Monday if I fucked up. until then I will have to burn in self hate
you are nice

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i made such a nice taytay babecock shop last night but im afraid to share it its too good

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I-I-I know I-I d-deserve a-a good c-clocking into m-m-m-m-my face b-by th-th-the r-r-right f-f-fist of a-an a-alpha...

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I think lots of anons know Lena Mayer Landrut

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you're stretching it, user

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mhm yes

i want blonde germans though, not black haired jewy looking ones

You're just a hip fanatic, aren't you? Not that I can't relate.

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Nah
I wasn't born in franconia but consider myself as franconian

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Yes we do

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I know her and I like her

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who's this sexy goddess?

You be, if it means I get to put my face under her arms afterward.

was a real great scene

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bet

oh fucking yeah !!

Stop

Stop

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post your penis, ive always wanted to see a franconian dick

You're mean :/
And I like you

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part of the artistic nature of photoshopping noods is having an eye for visually similar body language as one of the first things you consider while choosing your photos to shop

her tits are waiting
been edging real good for her

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forgive me user, i didnt mean to be mean
im just picky

"You F*cking devil!" th-the a-a-alpha w-would e-explain t-to m-m-m-me m-m-m-my shortcomings a-a-as a-a true m-m-m-man a-and w-worst o-o-o-of a-all of p-presuming t-t-t-t-t-to t-take a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a world c-class b-beauty l-l-like V-Victoria w-w-w-w-without c-c-c-c-consulting a-a-a-any of th-th-th-the w-w-w-w-world's l-l-l-leading a-alpha m-m-males f-for th-their a-a-approval...

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I think I'm gonna join you

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I second this.

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you guys are very weird here, i became concerned as soon as i logged on. i was very content. lol

well we need somewhere to grab onto when you're grinding her

Jessica Nigri

I don't can't be looking around for armpit pits, it would take too long

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and another Lena
and another one
I like it

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cumming for monica or salma?
no real wrong answer

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4.5 are nothing special

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no, it isnt

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jerking hard to her titties

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You are forgiven
kek, I just noticed that too

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cm? Ha!

enablers

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what would you do if she presented them to you?

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Edging for Monica..

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inch kek

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this

That's what the bum's for, I thought. Mind you, the hip is in close enough proximity that it could easily be both.

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gonna blow to her too. Got any of her from the matrix?

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Lena is a popular name
she is not as talented as the other but looks really good

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Thought I did but no, sorry

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I'd lick and squeeze those milkers, and masturbate by tittyfucking her. You?

Guessed so, not THAT bad

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oh well, what you got is working nicely

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l-l-little ari k-knows what's c-comming

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>implying you could get enough leverage by grabbing her butt

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lets see some of your work user, ill give my expert criticism on it and we can discuss this more thoroughly, but you are mistaken ill just say

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probably would suck on them until my jaw got tired then would raw dog them

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oh god those beautiful breasts..

My last of this Lena

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Fuck, I guess I'll jerk to her

fag

Cocks in her tight butthole?

i like that user.. its sexy

well this one you might be able to ;p

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no, im not

enabler

I hope so, user

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made for milk

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imagine fucking her breasts while grabbing them, would feel like heaven.

will you post another Lena again?
nice

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Post lena dunham and i'll hatewank to her

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?

In need of someone to wax my pole to her

would squeeze and suck all of it!

There you go, underestimating me. One hand on her hip, one on her ass, that'd work.

Both hands on the bum with this one, I think.

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Lucky trips for another Lena, lol

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so much fap mileage that monica and salma provide over the years
It would have to be mandatory for someone like her

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I've seen Kate Upton at plenty of Astros games. She's been fat as fuck for 3 years.

Hadn't issues yet
Ty!

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hot

inb4 dicks

i need some kiki guys

Nice trips

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Shovel-faced version of Alexandra Daddario.

Just report him. He got banned yesterday all day long

Hate wanking doesn't really work that way. Either you want sex or you dont.

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kek
you had to search deep for it?

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sweet

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she must think that coat is hilarious or something, also user I would give you a hand job.. but lets not rush into things so fast

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Taylor Swift is a revolving succession 14 year old boys in drag prove me wrong

you gotta have at least one hand on her ass so you can spread her cheek and see her horny little cunt take everything you can give her, that's just a given

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well keep practicing then, you will realize im right some day

All those spilled liters, kek

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big if true

Tbh I prefer giving instead of receiving

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nice everything
I like both

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Keep em coming

wow what a shitty shop

No, but I had only one pic of her

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>fap to them as a child
>fap to them as a teen
>fap to them as an adult
It'll be a sad day when it ends

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>im an expert - im from the internet

More like a bad fakes and who-the-fuck-is-this thread

would she even have time to take her bathing suit off? maybe just move it off to the side ;}

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well you may already know what mine looks like..

Would you give me a handjob?

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Me too Im just playin.
I do think Daddario is hotter tho

it's art mang

See, now you're talking my language. I knew you'd understand. Don't forget the spankings in between the squeezing and the spreading, tho. Those are important.

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Nice user
Then you better never let it end

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when you try to make images look visually realistic that are shopped together, you start to see patterns and techniques, unless your mind isnt artistic at all then forget everything im even trying to convey to you

what a crappy thread, even without beady

Enjoying yourself?

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I'd rather have it off, but, well, you know. In the heat of the moment, it could end up getting torn or damaged. It *could* be better not to risk it.

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would you call a cartoon hastily cut out of a coloring book with safety scissors art? because i would not

I can't see them not be dick hardening anytime soon

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lara is also nice. so now we post German celebs??
I like her eyes

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I'd take her on her side like that, spread her like you said so i can see and my other hand on her feet.

*handsome

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yes, like i care lol

Idk who you are I think...
Oh yes

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i find it so strange that taylor did a transexual photo shoot

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not like ill tell you anyway
but i like germans

these fakes is almost as bad as bd dick spam

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Quite the opposite at the moment, kek

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what can i tell you, summer comes once a year

summer is a lie ™

nobody asked u for your opinion
wheres the accredited porn faking course?
fuck off

with her on her hands on knees, or face down ass up? o w o

>all that thigh meat

agreed, better to get it all off and see her in all her naked glory, she'd probably prefer it to so she can feel you touching her all over

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code for you came? kek

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nice? you nice thank you.
we like you too

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I think I know now

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Nice, you know her
also nice Hunziker you got there

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>I do think Daddario is hotter tho

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lick my sack you fairy

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Naughty..

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Any Meg Turney?

the autism is strong in this one

im not special or anything

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did he really? I know more people have been standing up to him recently and reporting him, must be the reason many of the threads have been so amazing lately.

I-I-I know... I-I-I-I-I-I know I d-d-d-deserve t-t-to have a-a-an alpha m-m-m-m-man's b-b-boot s-stuck into m-m-m-m-m-m-m-my stomach at l-l-l-l-l-l-l-least f-forty t-times b-b-because o-o-o-o-of Vickee...

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Not yet..
No. You're nice

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Exactly. Bit of a wasted experience if my hands aren't allowed to wander freely, you know what I mean?
Face down, ass up. That's the way we like to fuck.

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there are a few girls who are basiclly German
I like lara's face and chest

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mad

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have u practice projecting on a wall?

pixie cut emma best emma

>no u
great comeback son

Well I'm about too lol

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She does have a nice chest

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Thatnks
You are very special
Yes he has been
He evaded a few times but eventually just gave up

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yeah - my son is a come-back

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Share it

do you..wanna take this somewhere else

summerfag or plain old retard ?

>He evaded a few times but eventually just gave up
That's so fucking satisfying to know, holy shit. I hope others learn from this and continue to report the cunt. thanks

Are you good at giving handjobs?

lmao, believe it or not I have other things I'd rather do than sit here and spam all day, I know that's hard to believe.

THIS

the answer is both. U r both.

EAT MY PEE PEEE MR SENPAI YENNI TESTING NEW PROXIES XaML

igger34jkl:

; n ; I was gonna respond but... well...

No YOU. Do you wanne know something funny?
why is it so hard to find good pics of german celebs?

kys retard

Clearly you don't

EAT MY PEE PEEE MR SENPAI YENNI TESTING NEW PROXIES pMho

igger34jkl:

Pathetic lol

one positive thing is also that by all the evading he is drawing a lot of attention upon himself from certain parties, probably without even realizing.

If you got discord I'll add you but wont be on till later

It's alright, don't worry about it. I'm not really *properly* lewding atm, anyway. My attention's a little divided.

I defended him a few days ago, literally sent him 6 messages privately and he then told me I wouldn't give a fuck about him. So I blocked him instantly then. He needs a therapy badly
I'd say so
I have some youtuber and Lisa and Lena

>Do you wanne know something funny?
Yes!

Ill pretend like you know who i am, and go with your flow lol

ikr so cringeworthy

nobody wishes this to be true more than i do. but you and i both know it's a lie

I really don't know, kek

, ----- , Classic you tease.

I won't be here much longer..

that dress is amaze

He has abandonment issues. That much seems clear.

There was some user ranting about how beady isn't mentally ill, doesn't have BPD or anything, he's just an asshole

That's clearly not the case. He needs help.

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I thought about driving against a tree full speed in my car and about jumping out of the window for not totally life changing things today I messed up

ikr

peepee Jeeni beni banning a whole country, nigger TYIt

igger34jkl:

No one cares

Ever gave one?

Teasing's in my nature. Besides, this way, technically, you *still* owe me one. It's more fun that way.

^ ----------- ^ I'll get you!

I'm gonna head off for a nap for a bit, is that okay?

I did

still enabling