>at the beach >enjoying some chips at a takeaway shop >look across the street >good-looking woman in a bikini >erection intensifies >she turns around >tattoo on her shoulder >welp, there goes the erection
Not long after...
>see the same woman >she's with her boyfriend >he has numerous visible tattoos >he looks like a degenerate >he probably hears "sorry, Sir, but you did not make the shortlist for this job" quite a lot >he probably has to ask, "what's a shortlist?" every time >he probably wouldn't remember if he was shortlisted anyway, in between hits of meth >they walk off >that's that, then >even if she was single, I dodged a fucking bullet because of her tattoo/s
Is there a direct correlation between people who willingly desecrate their body, and some kind of "genetic predisposition" to being a gigantic, irredeemable loser? Does it lie on a deep neurological level?
Why are all tattooed people such cataclysmic fuckups?
she didnt even look in your direction you fucking retard
Gavin Collins
>dodged a bulled Looks like she dodged a bully
Isaac James
are u the fat guy from the classic "qutipie with douchebag" picture?
stop projecting your hate and stereotypes on people. you are the problem, not them.
>Be me, 6'3" fit tattoed guy personal trainer earning 300k a year >next to the beach with my fiance enjoying our day out cause we dont have to work 5 days a week >she tells me some fat creep is staring and following us all day, so we decided to go to the movie before he shot up the street.
Owen Rivera
This is pasta. Don't bump like a retard. Sage
Levi Jackson
Tattoos are a sign of attention seeking and low intelligence. Which means women who have tattoos are 100% sluts. Men who have them are 100% douchebags and morons.
Jason Wood
Tattoo artist here. Glad I could help.
Leo Nelson
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Andrew Bailey
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Connor Cooper
>tattoos >ever
A tattoo is just another way of saying, "I am a shallow, vapid attention-whore" without actually having to say it. If your tattoo serves as a "memory" of the deceased, you're only causing yourself anguish. Memories were meant to fade. The brain has evolved that way, for a reason. If your tattoo expresses an opinion, then know that an opinion should only be expressed (a) from the mind (b) from the heart or (c) not at all.
Adding to that, people who have their body degraded with tattoos are far more willing to have their body degraded in other ways. After all, "I've come this far. Why not experiment a little-further?" Such people will turn to recreational drug use and, in the more extreme cases, steal from family, friends and strangers alike to feed their disgusting, utterly selfish habit.
Tattooed people are the scum of the fucking Earth.
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John Thompson
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Jaxson Russell
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Logan Flores
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Samuel Williams
there is no way you aren't white
Austin Wilson
Sage grows in all fields
William Flores
Some people are idiots, some people are lovely. Some people have tattoos, some people havent. Always remember that correlation is not causation. And be very mindful of your own prejudices. Best of luck in life, user - may you meet people without such. Pic unrelated
Someone, at some point, wrote this, and meant it. OP is always fag, the discussion will run without him.
Julian Collins
My wife and I have have tattoos I make 6 figures a year, and could kick your ass and hire a lawyer to get me off suck it op.
Chase Green
Resin Anime figures don't count
Ayden Cook
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Gabriel Price
Mommy beat your ass when you hoy that rad dragon temporary tat when you we're 11, right?
Gabriel Carter
>Someone, at some point, wrote this, and meant it. It's hard to grasp that someone could be such a little bitch, but yeah. Someone put the thought into creating that temper tantrum
nope, not hard to grasp at all - you've been to Yea Forums, you've seen it.
Juan Cooper
>OPs 16, wants to be cool but is too afraid to smoke, so he vapes, and wants ink, but is afraid it will hurt to much so he made up incel level bullshit - the post
>anyone ITT denouncing tattoos are underagers who belong to their high schools "young Republicans" club
Evan Davis
Churchill cant into dubs
Carter Sullivan
People who denigrate others for looks or race are pretty much all failures.
I have tats and work a job that I guarantee OP would have to Google the terminology to pretend he knew what I was talking about. I am almost certainly smarter than OP by every measure: academic achievement, IQ score, success in life.
Blake Peterson
Cringey post So it is true that ppl with tattoos are just begging for attention. We acknowledge you and your 6 figures.
Brody Price
A tattoo is a universal sign that lets you know immediately the person will not be worth talking to and is 10 times out of 10 mildly retarded. Fact military and police forces low income employers love tattoo's to them it says the person is a weak minded tool and ready to do their bidding.
Jason Bennett
Lmao Sounds about right
Jose Howard
They're basically slaves, having vulnerable minds and little personality. People with face tattoos are the most likely to be eaten.
Mason Thomas
This is quite doubtful...
William Butler
They're attention whores
Christian Hall
This. Also they make poor decisions, which is a beacon to others of their kind.
Oh, I know. I see it all the time, but no matter how many times I see it, I'll always question how fucking stupid a person needs to be to bite the bait
Adrian Nelson
SO not. Ever.
Jonathan Howard
Don't worry user, recent research suggests that tattoos are poised to become the next biggest killer.
