I genuinely feel that the franchise goes from great to worst in the following order

I genuinely feel that the franchise goes from great to worst in the following order
Alien
Alien 3
Aliens
Prometheus
Covenant
AVP
Resurrection
AVP: Requiem

Am I entirely wrong for really, really liking 3? Discuss

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only watched alien 1, 2, three and resurrection. and i think resurection is better than aliens. fight me

I think 3 is underated. Ill fated yes, but a good movie nonetheless. If Aliens hadn't come just before, I reckon it would be considered just as good as the first.

I'd reverse Alien 3 and Aliens placements but otherwise agree with your ranking. A3 has great bleak moody atmosphere with an awesome soundtrack and some fine performances

I'd swap Prometheus for Alien 3 and bump avp up above covenant.

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First one has set design and cinematography on par with 2001: a space odyssey.
2 and 3 are low budget cash grabs.
Prometheus was cool just to complete the story.
Both AvP's were dumpster fires.
Didn't see cov or res

It's not a bad film at all, from a cinematic perspective, but the actual resurrection of the headline name was pretty shit as was the storyline overall, that's my (OP) opinion. Aliens is more of a classic 80's military action movie - not my personal preference but story wise and with Newt, I think it makes for a good film in the series
>Ill fated
Yes! This is exactly what I think as well, got a lot of uncalled for bad rep

Oh wait, I did see resurrection.
Thought it was a comedy.

I agree with you 100%.
Don't know what's all the fuss about Alien3, it's a darn entertaining and elegant film. My guess is that dumb audiences found it too dark: it starts with horrible news and it only gets worse and worse...
Also, I don't even count the ridiculous AVs series, they're disposable products.

You forgot Alien 4.

Aliens is fucking terrible. It's so stupid and lacks any suspense or soul. It's really where the series got off on a weird foot. If it had stuck to being a horror franchise, it wouldn't have been in such an identity crisis all these years,

resurrection is in the list user

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>Yes! This is exactly what I think as well, got a lot of uncalled for bad rep
it did? it's the first one of the series i watched and the reason for 20 something years of nightmares.

Oh, Resurrection IS 4. Derp.

You're right. I'm an idiot.

You're fucking stupid. No need to fight because I wouldn't hit a retard.
Resurrection is one of the worst action films ever and pretty much ruined the franchise. Aliens is one of the greatest actions movies ever, made by one of the best directors of all time.

Shut your stupid fucking mouth and get the fuck outta here.

Did you chums actually like the Alien vs. Predator movies?

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Exactly, but dark is what it's supposed to be so I don't see it either. But I'm glad to see that I'm not alone out there

Posted this thread because I just watched the avp spin-offs the other night out of boredom and it really wasn't great, the first one better than the second however, but trash overall

On a side note: heard someone theorize that the Alien movie was a follow up to Deepthroat - to show that porn and the industry was going to be the downfall of man

there's a reason op didn't list them. they suck ass

I like the edited Aliens version. I watched the uncut edition, with the red-neck colonizers and some spoilers about the queen: I found it terrible. Unlike Alien3, both versions are good and extraordinarily different.

am i doing it right?

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OP, did list them, but you're right, they're pathetic... specially the one with the warrior chick and her Alien carcass armor (I giggled even just writing it)

Resurrection has this weird comic tone to it where none of the jokes actually land effectively. It's awkward and makes me feel bad for Sigourney and Winona because they tried their best but even they couldn't salvage it

For the same reason I liked the first alien I liked avp for action, not so much for plot or storyline. It wasn't until I got some context with aliens (2) that I realized the plots were really superb, that's why I really loved prometheus.

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i bet giger drew heck loads of porn

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Face hugger has literally a vagina looking mouth with a penetrating reproduction organ also see

AVP 1 & 2 aren't canon to the universe though.

>be kissless hugless virgin
>get caught by a face hugger
>get kiss
>get hug
>get vagina
>get penis
>see you later virgins

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Alien Resurrection has hngg Winona Ryder and was written by (yay) Joss Whedon.

god I hate pepe
I'd assrape him/you

prometheus had no plot is was scooby-doo garbage

Put me in the screencap for this, niggers

nobody's going to screencrap this shit, you fucking retard.

Aliens is hollywood trash with a cloying script and characters.

James Cameron is way overrated. He's Michael Bay with an undergraduate degree.

3 really drags for a lot it. Plus killing off newt was stupid.
The ending is pretty great tho.

Where would you place the Alien Anime?

If someone had been pouring bottled water over the stapler this would be perfect.

What's the edited version?

Never even heard of it. Good?

Josh Whedon is leading the distruction of the human race and all will die. You've been warned

What's it called?

Biker Mice from Mars