Hey Yea Forums I've got myself into some real deep shit this time. I've been coming to Yea Forums to check out the loli threads, So much so that I told my friend Austan about it and he told me that jerking it to cartoons is what newfags do. So he lent me his hard drive, filled with a shitload of KP that he's been collecting over the years. He said he even had autopsy photos from the JonBenet Ramsey crime scene with naked body and all. So I'm excited, I plugged the hard drive up to my laptop and after jerking it, I realized that my laptop wasn't going to have enough memory to save all the HD videos. So I made a best buy run to pick up a hard drive. I get home and see that my wife is home early from work. As soon as I can get my keys to open the door, I can hear the KP playing from the surround sound system were I had it hooked up prior to leaving. I can feel my heart racing as im struggling to get the door open. So I'm standing in the doorway with my best buy bag and the look on my wife's face stops my heart. All i can remember is her screaming at the top of her lungs telling me to get out and she didn't want me around our kids. I tried to explain to her that it was Austan KP but she was all like, why would you have it in the first place. So she kicked me out and she said that she might give my laptop to the police. What should I do.
Hey Yea Forums I've got myself into some real deep shit this time...
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You're fucked
Find a new friend named Austin that knows how's to spell his own name.
Oh wow Austan is going be pissed that I messed his name up maybe he will forget about the fact my wife has all his kp
lmao you fucked up good
Kill your wife, use the life insurance payout to get a laptop with a bigger hard drive.
You're trying to get someone to ask what KP is. It's not working.
You deserve to be murdered in an extremely violent way so does your friend please go kill your friend violently and then blow your head off with double barrel 12gauge in your mouth ....on another note you can send me your wife's phone number ill take care of her for you unless shes a hamplanet
Its fucking child porn. OP is a pedophile faggot and deserves whatever terrible things happen to him
I been calling her all day but her phone keeps going to voicemail. I tried to go by the house but she already changed the locks. I'm so confused why she is acting like a complete bitch. I was just watching it, it's not like I had our two girls in a video with me like some real pedo, and plus the girls in the videos were all older than my 6 and 7 year olds.
"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."
Obviously it's cp. I was saying he's trying to bait people into asking about it.
I think OP realises how much he fucked up and an heroed.
See pee..... I'm not trying to get the feds in my thread kid I honestly need some good advice to win my wife over so I can get to that laptop and give my friend his HD backI'm not a pedo I've got kids of my own and wife was raped when she was little so don't put me into that category
just die op you’re fucked in the head anyway
This didn't happen
nigga you done goof'd
consequences will never be the same
This is true kid, I'm not lying my wife is acting like a bitch right now all over a porno
Didn't happen. Who just tells their friend that they're jacking it to lolis.
This
His wife should leave youtu.be
You're getting arrested, you know. Your wife knows and now all of Yea Forums knows. Why would you make it worse for yourself if this is real?
I guess I'm a new faggot because I thought I could get some decent advice about how I could go on about getting this laptop back from her before she does something stupid. But you guys are hung up on this idea that I'm not telling the truth when I am. Me and Austin are always talking about stuff we find on the internet call me strange for bring up loli but I've been addicted to the threads here
man you are so fucked up
but, what the fuck is KP?
i know what is CP but KP?
K-pop. You know all that idol korean singer stuff
It's Key Pee
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
Better get into gay porn, now. That's gonna be your life.
Gay porn ? I'm totally not going to let happen my wife is dumb but I don't think she is stupid enough to go to the police
"I jack of the kids but I'm not a pedo"
GTFO OP
Give me her number, I'll talk to her for you.
Thanks best advice from this thread so farIt happened they askedYou can't have my wife and I'm not going to kill my best friend thanks for advice but I'm not going to kill anyone unless it gets me that laptop back
what is KP?
SAME thing happened to me.
Cops came and let me go with a slap on the wrist. She divorced me. Judge put a supervision order. I can only see the children under court supervision 3 hours once a month.
They took my house and 25% of my net income.
I would have preferred jail.
This is fake af but I'll help your pretend character OP. If he wants the laptop back to keep it away from the police then he should break into the house and find it. That's the only tangible evidence and once it's gone so is any case your make believe character would have against him. He wont get his family back but he wont lose his freedom either.
Oh shit that messed up, all of that just because you were watching porno I'm so sorry for you man. I just hope my wife doesn't try to go down that same path because I need to see my children when I want and fuck that divorce shit I'm not going to let it get that far imma try to get the laptop tonight. Thanks for the advice
probably KinderPornos which is german for Child porn
It wasn't just porn, it was kiddy porn. You're fucking scum. Your wife and kids deserve better than you.
>falling for copypasta
you should all kys
Newfag
If what you're saying is true, your best course of action is to prepare your ass for the copious gallons of dick you'll receive in federal prison
Ur fuckin done kiddo
It's not copypasta you fucking faggot if it was then provide the place were I copied it you dirty fucking nigger
Why didn't you guys just marry a chick who likes the same shit?
Link to KP download or it didint happen
This is a joke by the way don’t ban me mods
yeah nice try mossad