Going to kill myself Tuesday

Going to kill myself Tuesday.
Need a painless way that looks like an accident.
No I dont want to be talked out of it. Troll responses will be ignored.

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get a knife, throw yourself off something and slice your throat on the way down

Christ loves you user and has a plan for your life.

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>No I dont want to be talked out of it
Do you really think anyone on Yea Forums would try and talk you out of it?

I don't want you to do it, but can I seriously have whatever money you have in your bank account before you do it?

if you have access to a revolver, russian roulette it is.
Overdose on drugs; put a plastic-bag over your head... read up on fatal accidents. you might find something there.
if you want a really painless way, get a nitrogen bottle and an oxygen mask. you won't even notice it after the first 3 breaths

my god, you are going to Kermit suicide?

drink 1 liter of vodka
jump from the roof
end of story, you loser

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>painless
>accident
pick one