Storming Area 51

>storming Area 51
You dipshits know that you'll have to run through about 5 miles of open dessert to get to the base, from the closest publicly accessable area?

Also, yes, they do have enough bullets for all of you.

Also, no, they don't have aliens. Just spy drones, plane prototypes, and the helicopters used to kill Bin Laden.

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I heard they have one floating around a light bulb what did they do move buddy to another base?

why doesnt anyone Fucking realize that Sure the military can kill the 3000 (max) people that actually show up but how the fuck do you think the media is gonna react when they find out that the government killed more people than the greatest tragedy in america so they can hide technology? How the fuck do you think the government is gonna keep a positive face after that? less people would want to work in services like that because ther stigma of joining the work force that mowed down 3000 people. Why the fuck is everyone retarded? Its like you people are the same guys that think that Americans dont need guns because the government can just drone strike anyone Stop fucking being a mentally incompetent 14 year old who is trying to sound smart by "being above" the people storming area 51 and knowing that what they are doing is futile (or you know you are an alien who is trying to trick us or an area 51 guard inb4)

area 51 employee spotted

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They're sending people to post against the public investigation. Fuck off CIA, we know aliens are there and we will find them.

3000 people aren't going to show up. 300 at most. No one is going to get shot. There are plenty of troops with humvees and helicopters on the base to chase down and detain all the idiots running through the dessert.

Again, there is at least 5 miles of dessert from the base's border to the base itself.

Nice try Obama

The whole point is that the military wont use guns against the crowds so saying "da gobbemen got bullets fur all yuh" implies that they wont face any backlash for killing their citizens

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>Also, no, they don't have aliens
Seriously, for the last half century this has been the most famous "secret" base in America. If they ever did have a UFO there they've moved it to a less famous base a LONG time ago.

You're implying that, if they have aliens there, they don't also have some alien tech that will make it unnecessary to mow your dumb ass down with bullets.

I don't think there will be a lot of sympathy for a bunch of idiots trying to raid a military base.

The spy planes are based elsewhere and it hasn't been a prototyping facility since the mid 80s. The helicopters are a decent bet though. They tend to stick stuff that's to expensive to get rid of but to ineffective to use there nowadays. It's basically a mothball facility for failed concepts.

No, they'll likely just shoot anyone they don't stop. If they enter the base proper or make an attempt to they'd technically be considered domestic enemies and free game to kill off.

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At one point the stealth bomber was a UFO and now its collecting dust in a museum

>they don't have aliens
I was with you up until that point. Now I know you are full of shit.

Any alien race intelligent enough to be able to travel to earth is therefore intelligent enough to know not to.

What is a car?

What is a rocket launcher?

No one is going to care if a bunch of retards get killed trying to attack a military base.

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they'd never reach the base. I doubt most of the people could run 50 yards, much less 5 miles from the entrance to the base itself. And i doubt many of them are driving Baja trucks to drive through the dessert.