你好!China based user here, help me decide what kind of weird Chinese food to get delivered for dinner. Will post pics

I'm considering this stinky tofu and noodles set, what do you think?

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Pickled jellyfish and cow stomach

What part of China are you in? I was there last December

get a prostitute
>eat her pussy
post pics

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Looks decent

Beijing, but I've lived in a few places, been here 7 years.

Ew, no. If I want sex it's not that hard to get here without paying for it.

always wanted to try one of those century eggs, can you get those delievered?

ni hao faggot. what vpn are you using?

best served cold and in a restaurant. they might not survive the delivery

When will they have heat in their Capitol airport? I passed through beijing going to nanning wearing a t shirt and jeans and a light jacket. Wasn't sure if id survive the airport

post pictures of the sluts your banging. i lived in wudaokou for 3 years, out in chongqing now

pussy

Yup, but it's usually a part of another dish, not served on its own. Like often it will be chopped up and served over cabbage, or served with tofu like in the pic. The flavor is actually very mild, just tastes like a slightly creamy hard boiled egg.

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Pandapow + Lantern together. Actually can't post to Yea Forums unless I have the both on at once, for some reason if I only have one on it doesn't work.

It's heated, I don't know what you're talking about.

get some lanzhou lamian and tell them to put the noodles in a separate to go box so they arent soggy when they get there.

or just order a 道地美国比萨 from champions

Chongqing girls are the hottest, post pics of some of the girls you’ve fucked

i was finally able to start posting again today finding a server that wasnt banned via astrill

Hell no it's not. The international terminal isn't so bad but definitely not terminal 1

For pizza I like Tube Station, never heard of Champions. 兰州拉面 is not a bad idea. Actually the usually put the noodles on the side anyway if they aren't a shitty place. This is tube station:

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>expat in Beijing

babby tier

THIS, love a good 辣妹子

this is my current fuck doll

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i love that im 32 and i can fuck 19 year old chinese sluts. this girl lets me blow my load on her face while shes sleeping.

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Nice! Post moar

Would love to see pics from other expat bros who know that Chinese prc pussy is the best, I know you want to show off your conquests

i fucking love when they say my dick hurts right before i come inside them.

Show said face and body?

tfw former laowai and met my (white) wife while over there

What is stinky tofu?

that is the body dont have any face pics

i good go the rest of my life only fucking chinese pussy.

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Damn dude you blew it

seriously though bros, post some of your girls from over there and help me relive my glory years, best pussy I ever had was in China

This, moar

could*

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Same

Food is here! Stinky tofu as promised! Oh and as for dating, it's kind of hard here because Chinese girls either want to A) get married and have kids ASAP, or B) are just looking to hookup. I'm actually looking for something more than a hookup, but never intend to have kids and am indifferent about marriage, so it's hard to find someone I actually connect with. But yeah, for hooking up it's pretty great here.

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You're not OP...I am

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ive been long term with my fuck doll for a while now. a relationship has its pros and cons.

pros: i empty my balls into her every day
cons: i only empty my balls into her every day

Would love to see some dark hairy China vagina

Post a pic

In my experience Chinese girls have the softest pussies including compared to other asians

I'm happy with her, we've been together since we got back (8 years). Depressing I spent 6 years studying Chinese and most of my life watching Anime and I'll likely die not fugging an asian qt

Most of the girls I've hooked up with here actually shave. I hooked up with one girl recently who didn't shave who had the nastiest bush ever. Smelled like she never washed it, really nasty shit. Super disappointing cause she was really hot otherwise. She also refused to give head...so just a big letdown overall.

Pizza

chinese pussy = best pussy

i love when my girl is riding my face. ive been trying to get her to stream us fucking for a while now but shes not into the idea.

Most Western food here is shit, and the Western food which isn't shit costs a lot more than decent Chinese food.

if she refuses to blow you just force your dick into her mouth. chinese girls say no but it doesnt mean anything.

Honestly I'm sick of dating Chinese girls. I've been here 7 years and I'm sick of all the ridiculous beliefs they spout, and just general totally different set of values / way of thinking. I'm ready to go back to western girls, but there's really just not a lot of options...so it seems I'm just gonna keep dating the locals...

Oh gave in eventualy eventually and it was she shittiest blowjob ever. She was just really repressed about sex in general, not a fun girl to have sex with. She'd also just do the whole dead fish thing...I like girls who actually like sex and get into it, not the ones who endure it...

Post a pic? I preferred shaved until I got to China then got addicted to thick bush with big dark labia a plus

This user knows what’s up, any pics of her?

I’ve bet you’ve got some good stories to tell and pics to share user

China based as in you're a sinophile? Or are you Chinese?
If you're Chinese or have insight I have a question.

How the fuck can you think cheese is so disgusting, then eat century eggs?

Nah I don't show, just tell, not fair to her. But Yeah, I like eating pussy, so bush is a no no for me. It just gets too wet. And then of course it can get nasty if they don't pay attention to hygiene. I mentioned it to one girl I was seeing who had a bush and she just shaved it, it wasn't a big deal. I started shaving too after my GF complained about getting pubes in her mouth.

an abc would be ideal but when i hit on asian girls back home now and bring up that i have lived in china ten years they kinda get spooked. i like asians and red heads, thats all i want. i broke up with my redhead gf to fuck asian girls so i guess yellow fever won.

heres a pic of a tiny slut with an eating disorder.

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China based as in I live in China. I'm not a Sinophile. I live here but I'm definitely not in love with the place / people / culture. I don't hate it either, but I just don't see all that much to love. I managed to get set up with a pretty well paying non teaching job, and I'd have a hard time finding anything as good back home, so I'm gonna be here for the foreseeable future.

from tinder ?

Very cute, anything more revealing?

Why did you move back after 10 years?

if you dont hate china you havent been here long enough. the country is fucked.

everything is transactional and they have ruined their ability to communicate directly. the simplest messages goes through a byzantine flow chart of what is 'acceptable' and its fucking ridiculous.

She looks very similar to a girl from Hong Kong I've met in Korea.

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Nah I'll never hate it, I'm actually pretty tolerant of the shit I need to put up with here. I dunno, there's a ton of stuff about America which bugs me too, there's tradeoffs for sure. And not everyone is as you described, but yeah, definitely a lot of people are....Although more are like that in the USA than you might think. In the USA we're just more likely to pretend we actually give a shit about each other, even when we don't. There's a lot of fake caring in the USA. Buuuut, yeah, the stuff you mentioned has got be bugged enough that I'm planning my next move. I'm thinking Thailand or Taiwan next.

i didnt, i visited. i will only go back if im importing my pussy.

nothing more reveling.

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This
Get one of those chicken made from rats

Have you noticed that Chinese girls tend to shed a lot of hair? Like, every time I have a girl over there's a ridiculous amount of hairs left on my floor, and a lot of them have really thin hair too. I never really paid attention to hair until I noticed a lot of Chinese girls have really nasty hair that falls out all over the place.

good luck. i defended china for years. i dont hate the people i hate the culture.

Too bad I’d like to see her snatch

Still hoping some bro is gonnna come through with quality nudes of their Chinese fuck dolls

Oh I'm not gonna defend the culture, there's not much to defend. I'm just saying it doesn't bother me enough to hate it, and I've managed to meet enough cool people here that it doesn't really matter to me. Honestly I'm a lot happier here than I ever was in the USA despite all the shit I need to put up with.

That doesn't look nasty enough. You need a little bit of fusion with Indian cuisine
>Poo in it

Not a lot of good Indian food here...

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