Me and my wife have agreed to trial an open marriage. How fucked am I anons?

Me and my wife have agreed to trial an open marriage. How fucked am I anons?

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If you don't have anyone to fuck then you're fucked enough to be fucked. Fuck

Who's idea was it in the very beginning? Don't say both. Someone brought it up first.

I hope you realize your wife WILL be having more sex than you. It’s just the way it is. So if you can handle being married to a women being used every which way to Sunday by every Chad, Brad, and Kyle while you’re posting on Yea Forums than hey more power to ya.

I cheated then she brought it up

My wife and I did it for a while. It was her idea. She made a few FWBs who she would regularly go out on dates with and fuck. But then she got bored of it and called it quits. During the 6 month period I only fucked one girl and it was a drunken one night stand with my coworker. Been years since we closed our marriage again.

She’s going for another ride on the cock carousel. Have fun thinking about all those strange dicks slamming her holes. She’s going to whore herself out in ways that she’d never do for you.

Hmmm so you wanted to fuck someone else and you did. And she wants to fuck other people too, and she can freely say that now that you've done it. Does she want it more than you? If so you're on the road to cuckland. This user is correct She'll fuck ten guys to your one woman. How is it going to feel when she's doing things for Tyrone that she won't do for you anymore? I don't know user ... it sounds great in theory because MOAR SEX but I think you might be fucked in the long run. Oh and don't even bother having the "always use condoms" conversation, we all know irl shit doesnt always go down that way.

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Sounds like a fucked up marriage already. You got nothing to lose. How would you rate your wife and yourself in the looks department?

Lel she said it so she can be still married to you till she finds someone who fits her agenda and leaves you for him. Well well OP.

So you think.

Well she will be fucked anyway... not sure about you though

sorry you married a whore user

Are you maybe her first dick in life?

100%

I did this and ended up walking in on her fucking her co worker at my place when I came home early. Worst part was I couldnt be mad so I just watched and chatted with her for a second and then left them alone

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Why is it a guarantee she will have more sex than me? Are men lining up to fuck married women? I feel like it will be easier to find people as a man

Your wife be blessed with many miles of BBC, chubby
br grateful she still with your sorry ass

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livin' the dream

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Hahahahaha you done goofed my man, she's delighted because you've given her an excuse to get back on the cock carousel and still be supported by you. Enjoy being stuck with a disloyal whore until the end of your days

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luckily she didnt get knocked up during it all, I know she rarely used condoms

how can you look yourself in the eye after something like that?

>immature kid detected
mods ban him

I didnt like it, but we had agreed to be open, not much I could say

Idiot

Eat a dick, the guy has a good point.

Open marriages eventually lead to cucked men because a woman can effortlessly fuck a new man every day. Naturally a man has to work a little to get new pussy. While a man is working some girl on tinder the woman is getting gangbanged by a different group every weekend. Cucked by math.

>dont wanting your wife banged by other men is childish
ultimate soyboy detected.

>Open marriages
>swingers

She's gonna do it a lot more often than you and she already did it.

You are going to raise another one kid.

You are a porn addict your picture has a negroe.

You are somewhat homosexual.

your man license has been revoked

>redditfag detected

never happend

You? Not fucked at all, user, relax.
Your wife however...

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Not at all, much unlike your whore wife

Why would you be tucked? Look at this as the opportunity it is... You are able to play and enjoy life as you please and still have someone to cum home to at night

>insecure beta white manlet with tiny peenus

You won't be, much at all, unless you suddenly take a liking to cock. Women generally don't want someone who is already in a relationship, open marriage or not.

Make sure you wear a condom with your "wife" and get tested for STDs frequently because I guaran-fucking-tee your wife is going to be fucking every cock in the tri-state area.

Currently on the opposite side of this. A girl in an open relationship sleeps with me sometimes.

It has ups and downs. Her boyfriend has had some awesome threesomes, but he also knows the true meaning of bitter jealousy and you can smell it on him.

than enlighten me pls, how is letting your wife fuck other men a sign of being grown up? how is it a sign for being alpha?

it's accepting your wife's sexual needs and allowing her to be happy, you aren't the most important person in the world kid and not everything orbits around you

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Not that user, but i have pretty much write that here, it's just a life style for many couples worldwide
see

thats the most beta thing ive ever read. if you arent the center of the world for your signifcant other, you are doing something wrong.

Fat old woman with a fat old man fucks a fat old black dude. Hot af.

that's the most childish thing I ever read - only your momma can give you that kind of love! Humans are not programmed that way, we all have our needs and urges, accept it!

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so there IS a place for whiteboi in a modern healthy relationship!

humans are programmed for monogamy, everything else is degeneracy, you fucking larper

if so how come humans can have intercouse / relationships with other people when their loved one dies?
animals programmed for monogamy will stay alone until death if their partner dies early - we are different

so what? that doesnt mean nature hasnt intended us to be monogamous for the sake of our offspring

OP here, & killing myself tonight Yea Forums, ive finally had enough
>gf hates me
>family hates me
>dad molested me when i was 5
>get gang stalked and people constantly look through my window
>brother recently came out as transgender and said he has feelings for me
unironically not dealing with this shit anymore.
since you guys have given me a home, and kept me entertained, ill return the favor.

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~xnz

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it means EXACTLY that
nature programmed women to give a birth to the strongest beautiful most quality children possible - that's why so many white women goes black and want mxed babies

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ITT baiting anons discussion

>source: your ass
humans have an unusual long larva-phase, so you need both parents to care for that kid so it makes it to adulthood. a normal human male wouldnt care for a kid were he cant be sure its his, so promiscous women have higher chances not being able to care for her kid and dieing along side it, thus promoting monogamy for the longevity of her genes.
and yes, im aware im talking with some hapa-larper here.

the nigger

Black have huge dicks because African black (Which Black are, African) are lust women with no moral and the men know that biologically so they need the biggest dick to impregnate they women, because another African mens going to fuck her after the first Nigger is done and is going to try to get her pregnant.
Asian Men have small dicks because their women are biologically faithful and they men knows that his seed will be the only one is the Asian women womb.
Its biology, Science and fucking common sense.

Black are lower form of Human and the non white women are basically have sex with a dog (Which also have huge dick for the same reason explained above) that can get them pergent.

Sharia is the way to go, beat the shit out of women that are unfaithful no welfare, no food stamp and free schooling for kids.

see how fast women make the correct choices to get pregnant

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I agree, sharia is superior and will conquer the world
just a matter of time
burgers know that instinctively so they have sex with blacks - it's their way to resist

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>me when I see dogs shaming me

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you done goofed
but you might be ok... so long as you don't let her discover black cock

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If he trully cares about her he will himself introduce the black cock to her

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can you actually imagine any more potent ways you can lose? i mean its your chick. are you so far gone you find literally no magic or mysticism in anything? not even the love? seriously user KYS. leave the genepool alone please. some people arent meant to be with others.

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salty basterds like you need to leave genepool!

im just tired of tards asking retarded questions. how stupid do you need to be to ask... duurrrr is sharing my girl going to feel bad? and then when it does feel bad they come crawling back saying they fucked up...

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me and the wife did it awhile. we did it as couples and a few times separately. the wife got jealous because im an extrovert and i meet alot of people. she didnt like the quality of guys our age when we swung as couples. and I banged some young girls alone. so she shut it down.

now you have my erection

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I WONDER WHY?

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Two niggers are doing the fucking

No one is this naive. This is just one more meme troll thread.

>not throwing both out and never having her back for breaking the implicit rule of "do not bring another man in my house if I'm not explicitly allowing it"
Guess you depend on her more han the opposite.

you are the nigger here user

Feels good to be black

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