Has Yea Forums ever fucked someone famous?

fuck off u didnt

does a local popular hooker count? If so, yes

Spit or swallow?

Not finding the sauce to prove it

I did. She was 15, I was 16. It was good, but mostly because she was hot. We didn't really hang out much, different crowds.

Neither. Blowing was minimal, not super enthusiastic, and only foreplay. The view was better when fucking, so I stuck with that.

> (OP)
>lol god, imagine if you had such a puny, pathetic load. dude must have grape nuts for balls.

>Implying ballsize has anything to do with loadsize

Holy fuck, you guys suck at anatomy in general.

Not super-famous, but...

I sucked a guy's dick in highschool who went on to be a relief pitcher for the Angels for a few seasons before he eventually blew his arm out and retired. No names because afaik, he's got a wife an a couple of kids, and probably isn't super forthcoming about any gay experiences.

Were you in the CP?

Fucked pre HPV Faye Regan at the moonlight bunny ranch as a bachelor party present from my brother. He bought me the all night girlfriend experience package. She asked if I had any special requests and all I asked for was that I didn't want her to do that squeaking moaning she does in some of her videos but to just let herself moan naturally. She laughed and said that was a pretty common request. It was super fucking intense. I don't even want to know how much he spent for it but it was an incredible night

jelous

Really stretching famous but I fucked former UK child star Dani Harmer when she was working in theatre a few years ago.

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Didn't the whole missing a hand thing weird you out?

Are they famous for it?

kinda i guess, their name + picture is there

fucked one of Keith Richard's daughters. It was meh. It being a common last name, and them not talking about him, I thought it was just some dude, until I saw she had a huge ass house hidden way back from the road.

Nice larp faggot

Blasphemy!! Everybody knows everything posted at Yea Forums is true.

the video is called room full of cock suckers from

I legit LOL'd. Well-played, user.

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>afaik
Go back faggot

I got rubbed up on by Paris Hilton once and gave her an apologetic look. Her body guards looked liked they wanted to kill me for her violating my personal space.

WTF it's not like I'm facebook friends with the guy. I was just explaining why I didn't wanna give a name.

I assumed Paris Hilton rubbed on everyone, everywhere, all the time. Also, you should probably get tested if you were within like, 15 feet of her.

Does a semi-famous cosplayer count?

Fucked a couple of pornstars that are quite known.

Eh it was just the thing it was like I'm glad she was empathetic and could read people. It was a really lame situation. She thought it was okay to do that. It wasn't.

Sure.

Maggie Thatcher one time in Parliament.

Used a condom or nah? I woulda slammed my dick against her cervix and let my cum fill her womb til my dick stopped throbbing.

Do they let guys cum inside them? I always wondered. I would've pinned the soprano bunny down and gave her my seed.

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Kek’d

Howd you rub up on her? With your hand? Your dick?

What did they post??

No one is gonna believe this, but who cares. Fucked Sabrina Carpenter and Rowan Blanchard together, four times

that spamming "liberals want to kill white people" thats everywhere today.

They posted, "Reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight."

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Who??

No, though as a 180+ IQ freak I have fucked some interesting women. My heartbreak is the BBW girl with EE tits that dumped me because her fiance was finally going to become her husband, he had big money and I fucked off as initially agreed. My favorite was the bored rich girl who got raped by her father and older brother but had, in the meantime, beaten them back in their rich-asshole interfamily politics and was currently making the rapist brother out to be some drug-addled shithead who wasn't worth being in the parents will. She loved BDSM, being electrocuted with a "violet wand" and just general simulation of being raped. I walked her on a leash into her own back yard to lift her leg to piss like a dog, I made her drink from her rapist father's private toilet while I sodomized her, she probably drank half a gallon of my piss.

Fucked up women are the true celebrities of this world. Any woman who thinks she's done sucking a dick and he hasn't even pissed down your throat yet that's some half-assed shit and you need to level up your slut powers.

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or he just beats off everyday...are you 12?

grats on having a high IQ - but your still dumb enough to get involved with a women who was raped, which could have ended far worse than you can imagine

My first girlfriend was raped, by her uncle, she never told anyone, not even her mother even when it was a maternal uncle. She told me when he died. We were together for 8 years. I fucking tried, everything else is just being heartless after she cut it out and ate it over the actions of another man who had literally died of throat cancer, unable to scream to his sorry god.

I hate how modern western women think it's okay to act like we all might be the monster because I have lived through that.

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yeah but it's a french celeb

friends and me used to fuck Louise Meanwell, she was a crazy fucker before all the blackmail stuff

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gg/dRrgewM

myself

Mmmmmmm.
Reminds me of one I had a few times.
Her name was Phoebe.
What an ass!
Fucked her doggystyle on the passenger side of my coupe with the door open three times.
The last time she kind of recognized me more and was dripping wet.

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Yeah I was seeing a newscaster here in Louisville, she was a divorced blond mom that just loved sex

I know someone who’s boyfriend cheated on her for Maisie Williams

Well most would

Ohh

Who wouldn't?

No, but I know someone who fucked Remy LaCroix, and I've always been jelly

got any info on that?

No that's just what happens when you f*** often

If a locally notorious rapists victim counts, then yes, She was in the local newspaper and went on radio to raise awareness for rape victims

>f***

You can say fuck on Yea Forums. Your parents aren't gonna ground you or anything, I promise.

We need pics

Got a blowjob from daisy dead a few years ago

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Did you forget how to spell fuck?

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blazendary went to my high school and sucked me off a few times but he’s more of a closet sissy.

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think what you want man LNC was full of closet conservative gays.

Not trying to be mean, but I have a hard time believing girls when they tell me they were raped because of how many have told me.

I also partook in a behavioral rehabilitation class where 10 chicks in a row said they were raped and literally 30 min later 9 were called out for lying and admitted to it. The only one who was telling the truth was being pimped out by her father.

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>LNC
Where? What is this?

Regionally famous TV anchor out of Oklahoma City

Fucked Zara Larsson before her current bf. True story but she wouldn't admit to it.

You're right, no one believes you. What are the supposed details faggot

ex porn star count?

Please tell me Emily Sutton.

I'd eat the shit straight out of her perfect ass.

ha. Ha! No.... Mine is is a blond

First time was in a party. They were very drunk and so was I. I was looking for a place to lie down and sleep, found an empty bed. Moments later, they come in and lay on the bed too. They were wearing bikinis, so my dick was rock hard instantly. They noticed and things started

initials CC?

Negative. She's in her 30s. Married

I had a one night stand with Allison Pierce from The Pierces several years ago.

Cool story, LARPing faggot.

Did they played with each other?

Yes, they did

yes

post details, bro
greentext welcome

Post name.

I sniffed Nellie McKay's used panties

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claudia coffey

Great fuck or whatever fuck?

great fuck, crappy work schedules but fun bedroom entertainment

True story, happened at 2013. One of my friends back home (LA) is a rich fuck who goes to fancy parties. he invited me to one and i ended up drinking/snorting with Miranda Cosgrove circle. She walked me to her porsche and we fucked in the back seat (the basics...made out, undressed, she fluffed me, then rode me). Afterwards, she said fucking randoms slides under her publicist's radar because it's not with another public figure and no one believes shit like this.
Moral: im smooth as fuck when im coked out. Also, icarly's mouth is a fucking vacuum. She swallowed my whole load like a pro.

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>This is my high school jerk off story from back in 2013. Still helps me get through my long, lonely days and nights.

FTFY

I fucked Obama in a limousine in Chicago. We got powdered cocaine for his use, cracked cocaine for mine.

And then he signed the ACA into law and fucked us right back.
Thanks, user.

Anal?

lol You are somehow right, because I still fap remembering that night from time to time.

No, but I fingered her asshole quite a few when she was riding me.

I’ve dumped at least 30 loads into Bryana Holly before she got with Brody Jenner. Loved getting fucked raw and she has a cum fetish. She gets off when she’s walking around with cum deep inside her....

>Brody Jenner.
That faggot's going by Brody, now? Jesus Christ, Bruce, pick a fucking name!

pics or it didn't happen

Roll

No dipshit.. Brody is Bruce’s son

You in Cleveland?

Yep Margret Thatcher's corpse

Did she remove your finger?

I fist bumped jared leto once at warped tour.
He doesnt shake hands cuz hes a weirdo.
Then i went back to my hotel and jerked off with the back of my hand.
Basically, jared leto jerked me off, but backwards.
I was diamonds.
It was glorious.

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Yes. Icarly was in full control de whole time. Every time I tried to be rougher, bitting her nipples or such, she stopped me. It was basic sex, but good sex.

I banged the wife of a bench warmer for the Atlanta Falcons. Does that count?

Goodman.

Only if it was anal

Todd howard is a top
Im a game journalist and he bribed me(didnt change my review)

me and a buddy fucked a top ranked women's professional racquetball player

Thats not a fuckin sport

I got a BJ from Boxxy in high school if she counts.

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Lol Thanks. She was a celebrity. Last thing I wanted is she get mad and tell me to fuck off before I came. I really loved when she swallowed my cum. Like, wow, I fucked a Hollywood celeb, I’m so proud of myself!

we didnt care she was down to fuck

I'm friends with Playboy Playmate Chelsie Aryn.

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name?

Did they charge much?

I remember back when me and some people from high school we'd go to her house and leave flowers at her door lmaooooo

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Hey fedoralord.

one I fucked was cheap, end of career they will fuck for cash

Hi, summerfag.

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>being this namefag with out actually being a namefag

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bump

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.

Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Dude literally has sex on camera for his job, he's shooting loads daily you retard

Go on...

Go on...

what do you want to know

Everything

It was a pretty small show before she did rocky horror in 2013 did it so she could get more comfortable with stage work, I work in stage crew since it was a smaller show everyone hung out together, went for drinks and stuff like that, we chatted a lot, after the final show party we went on to get more drinks, ended up kissing in the back of a taxi and fucking in the hotel she was staying in.

>I also partook in a behavioral rehabilitation class where 10 chicks in a row said they were raped and literally 30 min later 9 were called out for lying and admitted to it

Can you expand on that?

Also, I feel the same way. Rape happens, probably more than we think. But I also know that being a rape victim can be a powerful tool when it comes to identitarianism and intersectionality. Even in society in general, every woman wants to be part of the #metoo movement so bad, that they're willing to view some perfectly consensual or sketchy at worst scenarios as rape. Like, no you getting hammered drunk and going home with a guy when you can barely walk isn't rape. Im sorry. Its just not. But all of the sudden, scenarios like that are considered to be assault and everyone wants a piece of the victim cake.

Dont know if famous enough for you faggots but Ive fucked an instagram model before she became one.

post name

i want to believe.

I mean they're just people right? Why couldnt someone even like miranda cosgrove want some random dick every now and again? Especially if its from a nobody plebian that no one is going to believe anyway? I choose to accept this story as the truth.

janinaneoral

She is a big girl.
Details?

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sure, what you wanna know?

Miranda Cosgrove goes or used to go to USC of California, and rumor is that she is a total whore. Apparently, fraternity brothers call her The Ghost because she loves cumbaths.
So, who knows, maybe it's a true story as user say. But the cynical on me need proof to believe it.

How was the sex? Did you did kinky shit or insane stuff?

She was pretty vanilla back then so no crazy stuff happened. I dont like the fact that she changed from a normal girl to a fame hungry bitch but whatever. She used to date a famous soccer player and is now dating a nignog. It was quite boring I have to say.

bruh I'm a Yea Forumstard ofc it was in the doughnut hole

>room full of cock suckers from dancingbear, find it on ph

>fraternity brothers call her The Ghost because she loves cumbaths.
You need to elaborate this.

hot bitch

Cool story bro

Yo I need details of the sex

Damn, thread is still going. Condom, everyone defaulted to condoms back then. Didn't even cross my mind to go without. Nowadays I probably would have cum in her.

started feeling up each other and oral as a warm up, the sex was pretty good, some missionary to start with but she was big into doggie so spent most of it doing that, shes a moaner when having sex.

Dan did it. Poor lost soul.

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You’d be amazed how much “celebrity” fucking goes around when you’re a touring musician. It’s the boredom of touring and tour busses. We’re just a big frantic cluster of walking STDs waiting to get shared with each other.
But you asked if I fucked someone famous. The answer is yes, in the rock scene. And well, some c-list actresses. Those are the funniest, they always come bearing gifts bragging about themselves to get a backstage pass. Fun times.

>c-list actresses
I'm curious. Post names.

Nope. But I did have Joanna Angel over as a house guest a couple of times right around the time she was starting up her site. She was very polite and nice.

Seconded. Post names and stories. Who was the kinkiest, best fuck and the most deceiving fuck?

You're leaving out the fact that normal, healthy heterosexual women

A) absolutely despise playing an active role in or feeling like they have any personal responsibility for a sexual encounter, and that they will even play coy and offer token resistance with a guy they actually really want to fuck just to avoid feeling slutty

and B) that women have a deeply engrained desire to only have sex with men who are willing to be assertive and take risks to get what they want. From a subconscious biological standpoint, women cannot ever afford afford to have sex with pussies.

Charlotte McKinney back in high school. Absolute freak in bed, obviously amazing tits, but zero ass whatsoever. She was bitch back in the day, and would only ever hit up me or her other fuck buddy if her bf was out of town.

Fucks like a dead fish, but she's tight.

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Best fuck would probably be that girl from Sabrina, the new thingy that is on now, don’t remember her name. She was wild.

The worst would probably be that blue haired rocker girl Diamante or something like that, she’s like a dead fish.

>or he masturbates alot

I don't give a shit, but I am curious...
Would society in general consider me racist for not wanting anything to do with a girl once I find out she's a coal burner?

Obviously It wouldn't matter if it was a black dude from the suburbs who was educated and knew how to speak English, but the minute I find out a girl has ever been with a ghetto black dude or a college athlete or some shit, I'm just like ugh. It immediately just becomes some low-grade bus station pussy.

Lol you can literally see the tears welling up in her eyes. So gross.

I saw Captain Jean Luc Picard at a grocery store in Los Angeles last year. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Then we had unlubed butt sex in the back of his toyota camry

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and how often was a high school kid out of town?

do you retards even think about the shit you write? fucking hell

>Would society in general consider me racist for not wanting anything to do with a girl once I find out she's a coal burner?
yeah because that is racist, also the term "coal burner" is racist.

Lol we fucked junior year, she dated a college dude at the time. She dropped out that year and started her modeling career.

"back in highschool" doesn't mean "when i was 15" you autist.

Avril was pretty kinky back in the day, if you could just get over her annoying sounds and voice, then she’s great

Lol alright then. It may be racist, but white girls who fuck ghetto black dudes go straight in the trash can.

No idea user. I think the only people who would consider you racist were white teenage girls and soyboys.

He sucked me cock and let me skeet on his face. Then he said “no one is ever going to believe you”

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how is not wanting to fuck someone racist? racism requires intent, retard. can you call a black girl racist for not wanting to fuck white guys? no you cant, because sexual impulses contain no element of choice.

you missed the point completely lol

I fucked a married camgirl off the ifriends website 8 years ago.

"society" (whatever the fuck that means) may think it's racist (whatever the fuck that means). but i can tell you that the vast majority of white men who arent complete betas would agree with you.

killing myself tonight Yea Forums, ive finally had enough
>gf hates me
>family hates me
>dad molested me when i was 5
>get gang stalked and people constantly look through my window
>brother recently came out as transgender and said he has feelings for me
unironically not dealing with this shit anymore.
since you guys have given me a home, and kept me entertained, ill return the favor.

link to stream + quick rundown:
pastebin
.com/s96cUuU2

~fis

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jew detected

Anyone fuck any wwe chicks? I know there were a couple anons that claimed they fucked alexa bliss and becky lynch

lmao this has to be bait

me personally no but a friend of my brother got head from Paige years ago, they were in several classes together in school.

My older brother fucked Mia khalifa
before she had big tits when she was
studying History at UTEP. He said
she was an attention whore, slutty and is a crazy bitch

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..i don't know man ..ok here the pic
>no JK

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you misspelled latkes

Send him my condolences, her tits were fucking atrocious before she got them done.

So, no big names, just wannabe actresses? What was the most well-know?

How was it?

in 2010 I slept with Skrillex. He made me sign a waver.

That pic is so wrong at so many levels. I can't understand how that fatass get away with it.

In case you are actually serious I have to tell you that you are the most retarded person Ive seen on here today. Not only didnt you understand what was discussed but actually doubled down on your retradation when you called me a jew with no relation to what I said you pathetic nigger.

Yea she had fucking mosque-ito bites
>kek
No but she was as flat as a board from
Home Depot and even then she acted
like she she was the hot shit

he said she was pretty good at them for a girl her age at the time, clearly had a lot of practice, and rumours about her being a bit of a slut was pretty popular at their school, neither of them were shocked when the pics came out.

I'm laughing at this gif LOL

I dated almost all 4 yrs of high school and took virginity of Joseph Goebbels great niece.

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I have. She's not that famous though

I think I've talked to you about this on here before.

details please comrade

I'm sure user is larping, but that's the best story in this thread. That's how you talk about having sex with celebs. Dont post just "I fucked (post name)", tell story and details, how do you met her, how was the sex... The point of this threads is to know how a random dude can fuck a celebrity.

Get your own thread fag

Not larping . Her grandmother, Goebbels sister, was given asylum to US when shit in Germany was about to 'hit the fan'. Changed last name to Goebel. I went to high school 94'-99' with her granddaughter. Started dating about 2 months into 9th grade. Broke up for good about 2 weeks left of 12th grade.

responded to wrong user. my apologies

Don't get me wrong, cool story, but I was replying to this

Crazy bitch with big tits? My kinda girl.

I fucked a girl who said to be in a show about dinosaurs and time travel. Don't remember the name of the show or the girl's last name. Sorry

Post the ghost pasta. You know you want to do it.

Yes, you are racist

>implying that's something bad
fuckin summerfags normies

Shut up kike

Have always wondered if she was legit or not. If anyone is able to find out who it is, it would be great.

Her name is Aisha or Aïsha

I fucked a few suicide girls from my home state when it was an actual thing (2007-2010).

Its actually not hard to "accidently" meet someone.

>who aren't complete betas
>being so insecure you actually give a fuck who the last guy your current fuck slept with is
>boy I sure love thinking about dick while I'm fucking chicks, pussy's like the blockchain

should have fucked her round the back of the head with a house brick

i dated a guy called jeff he let me live on his private island with him and everything
he had tons of cool famous friends that would come around like bill clinton and his wife.
hillary is kinda weird though she kept on insisting on draining and drinking my blood but its whatever. i dont remember much for some reason but jeff was a real nice guy. still have his kippah he gave me!

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OP here, killing myself tonight Yea Forums, ive finally had enough
>gf hates me
>family hates me
>dad molested me when i was 5
>get gang stalked and people constantly look through my window
>brother recently came out as transgender and said he has feelings for me
unironically not dealing with this shit anymore.
since you guys have given me a home, and kept me entertained, ill return the favor.

link to stream + quick rundown:
pastebin
.com/s96cUuU2

>inb4 jannies delete post
Get in quick
~dkz

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LOL
knew he was a faggot

deets?

Reply

are you actually retarded, or just practicing

...

Is where?

Kinda a dead thread lately. Most celeb women have non disclosure agreements these days making story telling punishable by the millions. Even if I banged Selena, Taylor, or whatever I could never say anything

Tove Lo. And yeah, I got to leave a necklace.

Nice

Hikaru Utada back in 2002. Sex was very vanilla. But damn she's hot.

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Bump

Had sex with Janet McCurdy back in high school. Nothing too crazy though. Just the usual anal creampies, her eating me out, deepthroating, etc. Everyday shit.

Jealous!

Calm down Miranda and stop showing off.

Fucked (and facialed) a high Zara Larsson once during her tour. Stupid chick but hot af.

hahaha Tracy Beaker.

>boy I sure do love used up whores

You're asking/b/ if they've ever fucked anybody?

money and fame