You have been shown, now roll 666 to be unblinded

Rollerino

Rolling for Satan.

Rollin'

lol k

What makes you think darkness is able to guide you?

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communism will win

damn :(

Only temporarily and very shortly lived

Im scared

My lord is stronger than you.

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Don’t be, it’s all just a coincidence, you don’t, or rather shouldn’t, believe that the unknown is inherently scary. It can only become scary if you know that it’s evil. Everything is exactly as it was, it’s just our Neanderthal brain makes us believe in something bigger than ourselves, and we should embrace that, not fear it.

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In your head perhaps, not mine. I have faith the collective conscious is greater than you or I, and filled with many more productive and positive minds than those who only wish to spew non sense. I’m not claiming anything but being myself. I give no one power over me because I am an individual, as I think you are too.

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Sacrifice individualism, when lords are spoken you forfeit such novelty. The minds of masses are theirs to be herded. And you to move them with the serpent. Wisdom was the gift but don't turn away like it's yours to keep.

Roll

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What is the serpent?

Ayo what the fuck

Knowledge to the point of ignorance. Herd; hive mentality.

I see. Can you tell me more?

and what is your purpose here in this Yea Forums hivemind, this sheep pen of reactivity and thoughtlessness?

You'll need to specify. I could tell you more about snakes or do you wish for more guile knowledge.

I wish to understand your statement furthur. How does one sacrifice individualism, and to what degree are you sacrificing it. Completely?

gotcha,ez

To pick up an occasional cryptic message from a stranger that can spark my own theories of existentialism.

>How does one sacrifice individualism
Like I said, when you invoke a lord you waive it. You've willing intertwined your interest with theirs. As such there's no need for individualism. To say you are you're own person spits in the face of the master you serve.

But I have not been asked to do anything for this master I serve to properly serve if I wanted to. I am grateful, but not willing to try and appease anyone without knowing their motives, and if they don’t align with mine I won’t blindly change mine without logical reason.

The bluebird carries the sky on his back.

Well, Astaroth teaches all the sciences and is keeper of the secrets of the past, present, and future. He discovers secrets and is skilled in liberal sciences. He embodies and promotes sloth and laziness. In the end he felt that he was wrongly judged by god, and would tell you the story of creation. That is if you understand the lords breath. In my focus the coincides with his, is to reclaim the throne in heaven. God is unjust and must be rectified.

do you say that because you never hat 3 digit figures over 100?

You’ve talk to this being?

Hidden image thread?

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What exactly are the odds of rolling this?

Talking is for the mortals as I've come to learn. Imagine you have a grand epiphany and suddenly the air smells fetid. That's him. They speak in signs and allegory. Astaroth is an angel, you don't make pacts traditionally. But you can invoke him the same as a demon.

you sound like a pretentious schizo. it's not that there's anything wrong with you having an imaginary friend, but it might be keeping you from getting a fucking life. psychologists aren't supposed to be life coaches beyond that.

youtube.com/watch?v=YTQVDzFItLs

Ah , i see you're a man of culture as well

(fucking close)
2 trips in this thread

3 trips in this thread*

Do other trips count too?

Well in profession, I do applied mathematics. So schizo nope. I'll say this, I did invoke an old God in college and that being has never left me.

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It's a penis going into a butthole

why are the pretenders always so cringey

>implying genius isn't often associated with madness

Your ability to do math doesn't supersede your potential psychosis

1/1000 you fucking mongoloid! Or 0.1% not outside the realms of possibility, but fairly lucky

Because you're projecting your own inadequacies on those providing their own entertainment

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and the odds of two in one thread?

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genius is just "coming up with something". madness is "coming up with something that often seems weird".

they're both stupid and generally unstructured and people cherry pick what they use to determine either.

The real satanic number is 616
Also I don't even know what that is

witnessed

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This.

Thats a lot harder to work out. IF the probability of a 666 roll is once in every 1000 rolls, then if it was truly random in which thread a given roll will land, the chance of seeing 2 666's in the same thread is 1 in a million. But, thread replies aren't uniform across all threads, some threads get more replies, some get less.

in this "matrix" there is only one number and it is

I AM

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Oh... Well shit

Stop being a massive newfag. There's about 6-7 posts every 10 seconds at this hour.

Look at most recent post numbers and when it get to about 650-660, you can decide when to post and drop your chances to around 1-5 to 1-15 odds.

Your shit stats suggest it's 100% random, which is 100% retarded.

Like this. It will be within 5 of 666.

I get regular psychological evaluations due to work, high stress position. They always say I'm just misanthropic. I'm not insane and if I was it would've been caught. I just know a guy who happens to be an old god/demon. Simple. The trade was knowledge I didn't understand, like love, art, writing. In return breathe his foulness to people.

buzz kill

>cringey larping intensifies
it's not even fun when you're so cliche/bad at it.

No

and thats why he stated, if it was truly random, which at least the first one, i can honestly say was. Not saying its anything supernatural, but still spooky none the less.

If you're a literal retard, then yes it's so spooky.

Well, you don't have to try when speaking the truth. Nor is it my interest to convince you of anything otherwise. You replied first and I haven't slept in 2 days now so I had time.

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What do I win?

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welp, satan confirmed. How may I serve you master?

sharpie in pooper

I dont have an asshole

OP here, & killing myself tonight Yea Forums, ive finally had enough
>gf hates me
>family hates me
>dad molested me when i was 5
>get gang stalked and people constantly look through my window
>brother recently came out as transgender and said he has feelings for me
unironically not dealing with this shit anymore.
since you guys have given me a home, and kept me entertained, ill return the favor.

link to stream + quick rundown:
pastebin
.com/E9W4mUXg

~sja

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I dont get it

theres nothing to get, its gibberish squared