the year is 2222
homosexuality/bisexuality is completely accepted and there isn't even an LGBT anymore because nobody cares
neural implants now exist to provide any kind of taste or preference for anything
this includes sexuality
as a free upgrade as a part of being a CoL ("Citizen of Life", a global society of world peace and cybernetics), on your 18th birthday, you can choose the neural upgrade to override your sexual orientation to whatever you would like
choose your neural implant:
- bisexual
- heterosexual
- homosexual
- asexual
The year is 2222
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This faggot utopia will never occur in a million years, let alone in 203. But i'd go with bisexual if I was given a choice.
logical choice
it existed in Ancient Greece and Rome, Japanese and Vikings, etc., not sure why you're so doubtful
Judea-Christian values have done you a number
you're brainwashed to lack such vision
It wouldn't matter what I choose because after I choose it that's what I'm into anyway. If you're a hedonistic fuck just go with bisexuality to get your dick wet asap.
I'd turn the sexuality thing off so I don't spend all my money to impress a woman just to fuck her. In elementary school I gave my first girlfriend my Groudon, Kyogre and Rayquaza Pokémon cards and she didn't cherish them at all. Later broke up with me and I never got them back THIS WHORE so that's when I learned that women are trash and if they let you take them out for dinner it's because THEY'RE hungry and if they let you fuck them it's because THEY'RE horny. Everything is about them. Break the cycle, rape women.
>it existed in Ancient Greece and Rome, Japanese and Vikings, etc.,
Yes, but same sexual attraction even in those civilizations were part of the minority.
I would choose heterosexuality. Sometimes I feel like I'm gay and I get scared half to death, so if I could be confident in my straightness...would be nice
not really
there is such a thing as certain groups of humans being more generally attracted to one another or androgynous
Japanese are more androgynous and more generally acknowledge a general attraction to people
etc
but the point of the OP isn't that everyone is like that, it's that nobody cares and people could use technology with this too
did you not read the OP?
> it's that nobody cares
And the point I'm making is that was will never a point in time where most people will not care. End of story.
bisex
most people didn't care in Ancient Greece/Rome, did you not read the previous post?
I've seen enough anime to know where this is going. 2222 is clearly the beginning of an age of degeneracy. These implants can and will be abused by homoterrorists if they aren't already used that way by corrupt governments. Undesirables will be forcibly implanted with the gay to prevent them from breeding. I skip the implant and use the power of PURITY to end this evil before it can start.
I'd choose to be bisexual. Let's ignore the logical questions that may arise from this being a possible choice, such as "why would you change your sexuality in the first place". Even if I end up choosing to stay with someone later on, why would I willingly reduce my choices of who I can want to be with?
bi all the way
you're retarded
OP basically clarified that this is Utopia, and that there's no selfish incentive behind the technology, or any kind of "agenda"
you're simply afraid of answering the question
>degeneracy universally accepted
>""""""utopia"""""""""""'
>destroying our species because "muh dick"
>"""""""""""""no selfish incentive"""""""""""
Yeah, nah.
Log
take off that tinfoil hat and put it to good use, like cooking a turkey
In the year 2021 a new virulent untreatable rapid acting form of necrotising faascitis / necrotic sepsis strikes the LGBTP community, they all rapidly die.
You're an absolute fucking moron. If most of Ancient Greece and Rome didn't care, then more people would've been gay or bi, and that wasn't the case. Some leaders only used young twinks as sex slaves, but it wasn't always approved nor the overall standard of the empires.
>destroying our species
bisexuals can reproduce you absolute fucking dolt
>asexual not being the obvious choice
OP didn't imply that
So essentially bringing about actual Hell on Earth?
I choose to implant a bullet into brain at that point.
>bisexuals can create and indoctrinate their own kids to grow the gay army
Not very comforting, fam.
Maybe you are a closeted faggot
It's like you literally can't even read. If you could, you'd have read the OP post and realized how retarded you are to reply in such a way.
Just fucking end it for yourself, seriously.
I'm sensing you're a little upset.
No, but if the potentiality of that matters to you more than the content of what you are saying or failing to argue convincingly, then that's sad.
Okay.
Pretty comfortably hetero here so I guess I'd go with asexual if anything that way I'd be less inclined to waste my time on bitches who don't give a shit about the things I care about
bisexual
no contest
what is this for?
i would just kms tbh
>there isn't even an LGBT anymore because nobody cares
i cannot wait for this to be true
why?
ditto
What the actual fuck.
hetero. fuck gays
you are the problem
bisexual. fuck gays and straights
Wowzers
check em
WOOOOOOO000000000
The great thing about homosexuality/bisexuality/transvesitism is that the problem eventually fixes itself through disease or social decay.
Eventually straight people take over by default because they're the only people left.
bisexuals can reproduce you absolute fucking tard
A fresh of breath air in this degeneracy of cesspool.
But do they? Like really... do they?
>degeneracy of cesspool
good English not
>the year is 2019
>you're a fucking faggot
>/thread
I also said a fresh of breath air but you catch that didn’t.
Yes.
>you catch that didn’t
Straight people barely have kids anymore... you think someone who is 50% tryna be gay is gonna have kids?
>thinking OP gives a single fuck about you or what words you use
>50% tryna be gay
You're clearly ignorant about bisexuality.
Straight = 100% dude/girl
Gay = 100% dude/dude or girl/girl
Bi = 50% dude/dude girl/girl dude/girl girl/dude
>thinking I give a fuck
Are you triggeroni, ma'am?
Bi = 100% Bi
it's not 50% anything, it's BOTH
if anything it's 200%, 100% hetero plus 100% homo... hetero and homo are just two types of attraction - READ THEIR ACTUAL DEFINITIONS
if you have both of those attractions, you're also bi
not at all
just sad you're wasting your time and thus wasting your life
Nah, you see, saturday morning at work is slow as fuck.
While transgender suicide rate is really faster and keeps increasing. I am totally fine with my sexuality and I'm positive I'm going to pass out when I'm old, because I don't have any problems with my dick and I don't want to cut it out.
Sooo, probably my life is going to last double than yours.
Nooo... 200% is hermaphrodite. Do you even fraction?
If your hedonism can be satisfied with only heterosexual acts, tell me one logical reason to choose bi/homosexuality. And wanting the human race to have less population is just suicidal thoughts with extra steps.
Did you miss the OP post? Nobody cares, so you're just denying yourself more pleasure by choosing monosexual.
Also, this world sucks, people suck, reality is a nightmare. It'd be better if we didn't exist.
Then do something about it
You're not enough of an oldfag to know what the Church of Euthanasia is, or what that image is a reference to.
I'm not going to kill myself so blatantly, because it'd make more people in my life sadder than necessary, thus it'd be selfish. We're all going to die eventually. You too. There's no god, afterlife, soul, or free will. Have fun. Enjoy the shitty ride while it lasts. You're strapped in and there's nothing you can do about it.
>get implant
>suddenly forced into heterosexuality
>mind and soul replaced with uncanny desire to worship dead jews
>become an empty jesus-praising automaton
>the eternal Abrahamist strikes again
No thanks OP, I prefer my natural sexuality, my personality and my individuality over becoming a religious slave for another people's god.
>muh utopia
Utopia cannot exist as long as a single Abrahamist remains alive.
Did you not read the OP? It says it's a horse a piece. Like, nothing guarantees you will get a partner, it just guarantees whom you will be attracted to. So why would you choose to be attracted to anyone but someone of the opposite gender?
I actually don't gibe a f, brah. I knew there's nothing after life and I'm k with that.
This retardness you're showing is alarming tho. You almost managed to morph atheism in another kind of shitty religion.
Euthanize yourself soon
I don't fucking get why anyone would choose not to be heterosexual. Like, "Oh, half of 7.7 billion people isn't enough of a dating pool for me to decide between, I'm going to not limit myself so I can go against all natural law and every other possible measurement (psychological, sociological, dogmatical, biological, etc.) to not limit myself."
>the year is 2222
>cats have dominated the planet and rule it with an iron paw
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Helosexual.
I love helicopters
No BBH (Big Black Hawks.)
I'm not into burning coal.
I wanna be a transgender demigurl with cat ears who sucks mad dick.
Give me the chip for that.
So you are part of the collective since birth? Resistance is futile. You will be agaymilated.
Here is how it will actually turn out.
Everyone is programmed to be asexual by default and like it. Energy spent on a sexual attraction is energy that could be better spent working in a factory for minimum wage.
Those deemed to have superior genes are programmed to be heterosexual and attracted to their designated partner and like it.
The elite will engage in whatever perversions they like and the public will be programmed not to care and to accept this as being normal.
Jesus. Found the incel.
The Laura of wet blankets enters the thread.
Instead of participating in thread discussion, this Laura just wants to point out that you're currently at the edge of the board and about to die. =^_^=
Fool Proof plan
>be me
>haxor
>override everyones chips
>all men gay
>all women straight
>be only straight man
>mfw living in a world where I’m the only straight guy
>mfw i am the new genghis khan
>later virgins