Ask an (drunk) experimental physicist anything

Why?

Why was there mustard gas in your lab?

I did work with the ARL on CNT based gas sensors.
Why not?

52.5 m/s?
I don't have paper so it's probably wrong

I want to design and build a very flat but large diameter induction motor, with as much torque for its weight as possible without gearing. What would be a good source for the fundamentals of how to do so?

when would you use hbar v.s. hbar/2 for uncertainties?

What are you drinking?