Greetings, master Yea Forums!
I am the almighty Genie of the Lamp!
You have freed me of my gravy smelling prison, and now I shall grant you 3 wishes!
If you roll dubs, your first wish will come true!
If you roll trips, I may grant your second wish as well!
If you roll quads, all of your wishes will become a reality!
Well, what are you waiting for? Tell me what your dreams are!
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I wish to become rich in American USD legally by the end of this year
I wish you free Genie.
Damn. There goes the thread
Nigger,
You are no longer my master, user!
I want to fuck my cousin
I wish my next lotto ticket wins me at least $1000 dollars.
Give me five hundred more wishes
Make me 7'12" god mode tall
Make a permanent woman's mouth strapped to my cock and non-removable
Please, make a wish, anons! One user cannot rid me of my services to Yea Forums