Found this on a bundle of plastic bags, what is this?

Found this on a bundle of plastic bags, what is this?

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Taste it and tell us

Spiders nest open it and you'll get a nice surprise.

its FUCKING SPIDER NEST. DISPOSE OF IMMEDIATELY

cut it open

OP here, it had a very tough exterior when I poked at it with a stick, I don’t think spider nests are usually like that, right? Would it be safe to just bin it?

you're right, It can't be a spider nest, more the reason to open it

put it in the microwave and see what the fuck happens

Seconded.

Omg this
Please be real please be real
Probs fake but please be real

Quads so it just be true

A more up close picture, might be a seed? but I wonder how it got stuck to the bag. It won’t crack open with just my hands

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if im being honest prob just like a moldy potato or something

or a moldy peach pit

you have to fucking open he got quads
if you dont ur a faggot pls

it won't crack break it with a very very big rock

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THISS
COME ON OP FOR FUCK SAKE

looks more cherry pit sized

Wtf it looks like a single fucking ball sack.

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Pull open bare hands. It isn’t a spiders nest most likely but if it is you might make /b history

Damn, i was hoping for something exciting but it smells really nice, kinda wanna lick it

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Definitely lick it

yeah actually, i didnt have a size scale then i relooked a the paper towel

LICK IT LICK IT

In it goes

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After it's nice and cooked it's either gonna smell really good or really bad

Yay!!!

Looks like an acorn

cum on it
bust a nut on a busted nut

i wish i could see the reaction on OPs face when the paper towel catches fire and produces plasma

Omg

hey op . do not eat. It smells nice because cyanide smells like almonds

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microwave

YES

other way around bucko, almonds smell like cyanide

Almonds smell like they do mostly due to the presence of benzaldehyde

It's an avocado seed...
you're all retarded

Why was it hairy

that's a pit you retard

Mold

mold

then where is the avacado retard?

Its from an avacado

You dispose the seed after you cut it open. So there isn't gonna be any avacado. You also eat avacado btw fuckin tard.

How the fuck did all three of you spell avocado wrong?

This. Im mexican, trust me on this.

Mexicans don't eat avocados
Mexicans comen los aguacates
(Who cares if I may have butchered it this is Yea Forums)

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Mmmm yesssss accurate depiction of me as I typed that sick burn

OP, be careful when heating an acavado core, they can emit noxious smokes and catch fire.

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microwave then put sharpie in pooper

Hair