Stickman wakes up in a forest. Dubs decide what he does!
Stickman wakes up in a forest. Dubs decide what he does!
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god damn it I was about to make this exact thread
Jack off
Hangs himself out of loneliness.
Achieve Super Saiyan 4.
stick a tree branch up his ass
Devours a tree with demonic strength and vigor
Submit sexually to a female bear.
Write a book on how to give world-class cunnilingus.
gets eaten out by Pelosi
Find oil
Develop extremely strong vore fetish.
Get killed by xenomorph.
Invent the cure for life
Build a functional matriarchy.
>Search for traps
Gain ability to breathe fire.
Gives birth to Xenomorph
He goes and sits under the shade of a tree. He just sits waiting for hours, just thinking. The thoughts get dark. He cries as the sun sets. The tears blur the colors together.
Both.
Shoot Lorax. Chop down all tree
Plant a cactus
explodes into a rainbow while yelling no homooooooooo
Wakes up in a dungeon instead
Set the woods on fire
rollan
winrar
Stickman decides to burn down the only resource he has within arms reach.
OP get on it
suck dick
He molests nuns
Now Stickman takes of running north
Shiiiiieeettt
Oh shit OP you gotta do it
>the only resource
Bullshit. He has the power to spontaneously create fire.
His next move is to fight Smoky the Bear.
Don't you pussy out now, OP. He got dubs fair and square.
At least one nun is a tranny and rapes stickman
Stickman isn't able to find many nuns out here in the middle of a burning forest, but he does find one and manages to grab a little of that sweet, holy ass.
Now he gets molested by Hitler disguised as a catholic priest
stickman finds a highway and starts hitchhiking
This
Throw nun in fire
The nun is a tranny and gives stickman holy aids
Stick man looks for some deer pussy
Sticks burning branch in Nun
OH SHIT OH SHIT
Stick man escapes with the nun and murders monitors in a 2001 Honda Civic
minorities*
this
ding ding we got a winner
He meets up with the afro stick men from last thread
Epic crossover.
stickman fucks them and gives holy aids to them too
...
Rolling for epic crossover
Reroll
This
Needs to happen
We must connect the worlds
roll
Yes
Hell yes and they gangbang with tranny nun
Not this is E P I C
*now
fug
Worlds collided!
The nun turns out to be a tranny! He/she reveals that stickman now has holy AIDS, so stickman slaps the fuck out of her, but she gets away. Stickman is now slowly dying from holy AIDS.
He gets robbed by the afro stick men from last thread
no they accept him and train him jiu jitsu so he can defeat joe rogan
If I get dubs whoever tags the post first gets to do whatever
No,the piss filled nigga stickman uses pee magic to cure holy aids
Piss all around the trees
Hitlers dead head in a jar comes out of a vagina that appears in the ground
Now he goes north
Flaming trees come to life and form mega-ultra-tree-man and they fight to become America's next top model.
Woah! Out of thin air, four mysterious afro stickmen appear! (I sadly never saw the afro stickmen thread; when did it happen and what happened?)
Rerolling but now with Afroman....and a gay weiner dog.
Op gets dubs damn
The four mysterious afro stickmen throw themselves at the fires in the trees as a sacrifice for wakandan divinities
roll
AIDS stickman gets blacked, and the blacks get aids
Niggas in Paris plays and all the stick men gets teleported to Paris meeting kanye
Happened earlier today or yesterday
I was the op,basically it had a stickman who grew an afro and sucked then fought a clone of himself and eventually reset time after a jetpack penis and andy sixx came along.
He reset time as a black obeese man with a big bladder and thanos was there too then thanos made sexy tree and two ugly trees but spider man and man spider came and then the piss afro nigga killed everyone by peeing on every thing and eventually killing voltron And himself and everyone
A virgin girl and a bull(animal) appear.
roll
Blue electric stickman digs a tiny hole that gets bigger each time something new is added to the picture
Damn, nice one
a virgin girl and the entire chicago bulls basketball team appear
Blue electric afro stickman decides to build an ever-expanding hole which will eventually consume the universe. The rest of the group seem unphased by this.
Sounds like a good time! I'll have to keep an eye out for future stickman threads.
Win
Bill Nye appears out of nowhere
Stickman gets gangraped and came in by space aliens from the expanding hole
A virginal woman and the Chicago Bulls appear. The hole gets slightly bigger.
The purple thanos stickman builds a shrine to santa and the jetpack penis
a nuclear bomb gets detonated, turning the forest into a wasteland.
Piss nigga builds a ravioli house for the gang
The chicago bulls dunk on stickman until he becomes a cripple and cant move his legs
Yes
the fire finally burns the whole woods down.
Make it happen
Jesus gets reincarnated into this Forrest,he was real the whole time but is actually just a caveman who was frozen in ice and appeared one day and people called him god.
Now hes here.
the chicago bears also arrive and start preforming the super bowl shuffle
Oh shit
Reroll
The virgin is stripped naked
Then they fuse like voltron into a bear head with tentacles and basketball eyes
The Bears appear, and the Super Bowl Shuffle rings throughout the lands. The sax solo is absolutely face-melting. The trees have burnt down completely and have been reduced to piles of ash. The hole hungers for more land.
Dont stop now, op. This is just getting good
The bears singing makes an ear with spider legs crawl into the burnt down forest
the cubs and the white sox, enough said
he jumps once in place for no reason whatsofuckingever
The bulls and the bears have sex with the virgin girl.
roll for stick sex
OP here. When this thread dies, can someone please pick up the torch and start a new one? I don't think I'm ready for a second round of this, but I'm definitely ready to get more drunk and make someone else draw weird shit.
stick man fucking dies the end
stick man dies
Off by 1
Roll
Roll
epic swordfight between all present
The ground starts to shake as the hole grows wider music can be heard “I am a dwarf and I’m digging a home Diggy Diggy hole digging a hole!”
Hole*
This
Reroll
Missed by one nigga come onn
He fucking dies
Yes
yes?
OP here. Seeing as the thread is borderline dead, I'm probably gonna call it a night. Thanks for a good time again. As always, praise the giant penis.
>replies coming in
>borderline dead
he kills himself
Mario appears and anal vores everyone
did they win the football game?
The girl is still a virgin, so no one wins
heavy.
Stickman wakes up in the church as a priest. It was just a dream.
stickman posts real, actual CP on a nearby tree.
An hero
jump really high and punch God in the face