You have been visited by Spingus <3

Your wish will be granted stinky user

Fuck off spingus, you’re not even a real meme

I wish for kisses from Spingus

Thank you Spingus

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I'll kiss your mouth homie

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I wish to be black

Your wish is granted my love

i wish to find out if it's a girl with mantits or a boy with ladytits

i wish to have flying abilities

i wish to be able to exist in space

Behold the power of Spingus. Keeper of gravity. Lover of anons

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its a boy with ladytits

I only need one wish. I wish Spingus never existed.

somebody to love me
my stupid area 51 dicksword server to take off (xd2mS4T)
and idk a bag or container that gives me just enough money for a needed transaction, no matter what i want to buy. works only for me, no limit to amount

...

You have very practical wishes

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Praise the almighty Spingus

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always watching. Always loving...

Checked. 1st and only wish, for all my Yea Forumsros to make it.

And maybe a Dean flying V guitar. Thats about it

A large enough investment to make $40k/year
Immune to HIV
Endless supply of viagra

Your wish has brought great joy to the Spingus. Say one hail Spingus and your wishes will be granted

Good steady source of income. For spingus to be set free.

Wish granted... but why user

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HAIL SPINGUS!!!

Spingus is free

The birth of Spingus

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That feel when your wish is the only one not granted by Spingus. I have lost faith.

I am sorry user

But spingus hasnt lost faith in you.

Checked!

Financial independence
An active sex life
Success

I wish to get the training schools I want in the army
I wish to get my goal body
I wish to have a date with her before I ship off

Spingus hasn't lost faith in you

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You are granted all but the active sex life, for Spingus knows that you will find this on your own

I can feel him bros. He is here.

Spingus grants you the power and the confidence to do what you must to fulfill your goals

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How does he feel?

I am squishy

Spingus asks for for Spingus pictures

I wish to
Get into medical school
Become a doctor
Be a successful doctor

Your wish is granted, but only if you scream "Sping of Cream" and reply with a thank you

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Thank u spingus
She’s joining too so I’ll be sure to thank her for her cervix

i wish for one more wish. this consumes my wish but grants me one more, still leaving me with 3.
pedantic asshole AWAY

I want my foreskin back
I want my cock to be 6in flaccid and 8in erect and girthy
I want to be 6ft 175lbs at 11% bf

Because i want to move to Thailand to retire and fuck whores until my heart gives out
>thanks spingus!

you have UPSET Spingus.... but he still loves you

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Wish granted... but i SPingus will make you fluctuate between 8-12% bodyfat with occasional bulking seasons

understandable

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I love you spingus
I hope you get the best life

I want to fuck 5 hot girls of each major race before sept 23rd
I want to not get any pregnant or get stds
I want to the best in bed they’ve ever have

Spingus loves you

I love you too user

please dont let spingus die

I wish my GF had high self esteem and a better confidence in herself
Had enough money so I can both take her out and for my PC
Lose some weight or to start on getting fit
I love you spingus

I wish to see nudes of Spingus.

This wish has made Spingus' day... You are a sweet and caring user and I wish you the best

Spingus is not a nude gremlin :(

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Wtf. I want to see your butthole damnit! >:(

That is not my purpose user

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>tfw no spingus gf

Thank you spingus, my other wish would be for my GF to be T H I C C that would make her more confident and plus sex would be great

Spingus grants your wish

That the person I love loves me back, I get way more money, and I become a master at what I am passionate about

>tfw no spingus nudes
:(

Spingus grant you the power to achieve your goals, but you must work hard for them

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I wish...
Be a little taller
She fell in love with me
Don't be depressed

Your wish is granted

no u

fuk u

I love you Spingus, hope that you and the rest of this thread can have a plentiful life

:(

thank you user

Thank you, oh mighty Spingus

Spingus I wish you fix all my medical problems and vision issues when I wake up tomorrow
Spingus I wish you make me more athletic and intelligent
Spingus last of all I wish you send me a qt slim thicc kissless virgin to fall in love with

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user. Spingus will grant you the power to push through your problems

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Great spingus I have 3 wishes
Get me into the 75th ranger regiment 2nd battalion by this time next year
Wish away my fainting when I draw blood with a needle
Make me the best combat medic of our generation

I want power, for my line to never end and an empire

Spingus believes in you and grants you your wish. You must do your part and keep your word in trying your best. Keep Spingus in your mind and in your heart

You will receive power and your line will never end.... you will only receive an empire if it is... the empire of Spingus

Thank you spingus for helping my dream

user

Thank you great spingus

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I want to have a gf who’s pure, loyal, loving, and attractive and is into me fucking other girls in front of and with her but not her with other dudes
I wish to meet her by the end of this week
I wish to have my /fit/ ideal body of 6ft 2in 185lbs at 10% bf by thursday of this week

Spingus must ask. Why not mutual respect? But I will grant your wishes hail Spingus

>hail spingus
It’s because I’m 19 and a virgin who feels like he missed out during his teens

Understandable

i wish to understand the scope of spingus power
i wish for more wishes

i wish for lots of things

namely to get in that spingus PUSSAAAYYYYY lmao

... and also... fuck idk alot of money i'll figure it out from there

look under your covers ;)

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Thanks spingus daddy

of course