To married anons what is marriage like?

To married anons what is marriage like?

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I get to do anal now so it's ight.

She wouldn't let you do anal till she got the ring?

Its great. I highly recommend it.

No no no....I wouldn't let her fuck my ass until we got married.

LOST

LOL

How long married?

It's ok from me, then again, I'm with my now wife since she had 15, so she isn't a degenerate whore

Molded her to your liking?

I enjoy it, we dated for a long time and made sure we were compatible so I think it turned out pretty well.

How long married? Any kids?

Heaven I suppose

It's been about 7 years, no kids.

Remember when you were a kid and you had that one friend that you spent all your time with and never got tired of playing with? It's like that, but you can fuck the kid.

How long did you know each other?

my wife is looking forward to borrowing my jeep again after i fix it from the last time she borrowed it

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get a jeep with manual transmission. likely she won't be able to drive it.

so it's exactly the same for me
too bad he stopped coming over after

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alas user im a britbong everything is manual and women cope fine

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Let's see... total I want to say we dated for about 5 years so we've known each other for around 12.

If you find the right person you become one with that person and they help you and you recipricate in anyway you can. I love it, sex is still good too.

sorry, bro. you're a dumbass for letting her drive your jeep.

Ok just curious. I'm 24 and I've never dated so wondering if it's too late for me.

How long married? Pretty much every married guy I know complains about the lack of sex.

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Marriage is about understanding what irritates your spouse and then using it strategically.

Not at all, I married at 25.
I honestly think you could probably find someone at just about any age but you really need to be careful and make sure they'll treat you well.

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It was great until we had kids. Married five years, 2 kids youngest is 5mo. Just wanted to get them out of the way while we were still young. Now we never sleep and only have sex one or twice a week instead of twice a day. Listening to a baby crazy woman bitch is definitely easier than raising kids.

That's what I'm worried about, that by the time I vet the girl someone else will take her or I'll be too old.

I'm like bitch lasagna, but I give really good head

true but she wanted a soft top because Lucy didn't point to any clouds

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if you love eachother and are willing to be selfless and compromise, marriage is a good option. Happily married for 5 years now.

I know what you mean, it's not always easy to find someone loyal. Make sure you take your time when you look, try your best not to rush anything. The longer you know them the more their true side will come out.

This is true, compromise is EXTREMELY important.

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Bags of sand

Idk, wife married me for citizenship. She is off to uni most of the day, but when she's home she makes sure I am alive and stay alive so I guess not bad. Cuddling at night is good too.

if you let it come to that, and it can if youre stupid, pick an insecure whore who takes her flaws out on you, then you cave. that's how that happens. any weak cuck that allows shit to go that far deserves the shit life he made for himself.

Soooooo your saying women are like kids and just keep pushing to find out where the edge is ?

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He should have made her wear one with his face all over it too, she doesn't strike me as the type to be a good gf much less wife.

to be a cuck, or not to be a cuck...

Agreed i asked my wife to get me some of these ages ago but apparently i can "fuck off"

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murrifag here and i'm shopping for a jeep now. i ununironically can't find a jeep wrangler with a manual transmission. :/

That's exactly what they are. They only show respect when you put your foot down.

thats a shame friend the 4 litre flat 6 in my TJ pulls very nicely if i leave it in 4th gear for slightly too long (its nearly fixed top quality Chinese wings from eBay and a second hand grill)

That's harmless, tbh if my spouse asked me for something like that I probably would buy it for them... though I would definitely ask for something "interesting" in return.

i hear ya

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Things are a little different in England the banter must be done and NOTHING is harmless

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That's actually kinda sad but it seems like a lot of people take things that shouldn't be serious really seriously. It's not easy to escape no matter where you live.

Its difficult to explain but just being nice is seen as kinda dull my wife cant go out for a drink with her friends without telling me she is "on the pull" and i have to pretend indifference otherwise the joke falls down

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It's like going all in with everything you have on either red or black at roulette. Actually the odds for a win are even worse...

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but when you win, man...