Will his eventual suicide be Youtube kino?

give me the full enchilada on this case

>1 hour

dude fuck off i have a life

tldr; e-grifter that's alienating his audience, friends and family because he'd rather be engaged to a pedophile who's still actively grooming her victims

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What an embarrassing little faggot.
I hope he gets himself sorted out before his, at the moment, inevitable suicide, but I hope he gets his ass beaten first.
That's what Elliot Rodger never got, an ass beating so bad it humbled him.
tl;dr, have sex.

cheated on his girlfriend with furry pedo

Can't wait for his inevitable trip to Isla Vista

>almost an mental illness
It is. Not almost.

It could've been a five minute video. Basically here's the main takeaways:
1. Mumkey proposed to Liu because he doesn't understand how spamming tinder gets you blocked
2. Patchy(his brother) should be more forgiving like all the movies we watch teach us to be

>Why do all my favourite youtubers turn out being crazy shitheads.
It's literally because you have shit taste. Every single one of those faggots you listed I was sick of seeing recommended to me and laughed when shit hit the fan for them.

>chose to leave him for the 15 year old
JUST

>his gf draws furry porn of animal cubs
the fuck

Is that Steven Chowder?

Who?

>only 75k subs
>a literal who?

There should be a required amount of subs before you talk about someone literal nobody on here

Some guy who doesn't believe in the moon landing

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>mumkey jones
>literally who?
Who are you trying to impress, zoomer?

"Dark Comedy"/Edgy youtube channel that often made light of sensitive subjects. Guy is famous for his ironic anime reviews and was the go to guy for Elliot Rodger videos. He was banned from Youtube during one of their recent purges, most likely for making light of the incel moral panic. After he got banned, he has been in a continous downward spiral of drinking, taking drugs and cheating on his girlfriend with a questionable person. Guy has always been mentally ill and suicidal, but he kind of channeled those feelings into making edgy videos before. Right now he has pretty much alienated all his friends, family and fanbase.
Used to have almost 400k subs before he got banned.

The downward spiral of Mumkey after his original Youtube got banned is pretty amusing to look at from an outside perspective.

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How retarded did he have to be to throw sheep away? she was prime wife material and was probably the only person who genuinely loved him, given that she was willing to take him back up until a point. She was totally willing to forgive him for cheating which a lot of ladies, especially when THEY wear the pants in the relationship, aren't willing to do.

What was he THINKING?!

is his ex-GF the biggest cuckqueen there is?
>earn more than him and provide him a house
>cook his meals
>put up with his autistic hobby
>do couples counseling with him after he cheats on you with a furry pedo
>call the crazy bitch he cheated on you with and be civil and thankful that she told you the truth about Mumkey lying about him breaking up with her
>be willing to stay with him, even though he has no intention to stay with you other than to mooch off of you
>make a youtube adsense account in your name so he can ban evade and hand it to him after he cheats on you
>don't say anything about the situation and just take it

Suicidal people with mental illnesses tend to do extremely irrational things when they abuse alcohol and drugs.

I'm usually into this drama but I could not give less of a fuck about Mumkey.

He looks like an alcoholic version of Nick Mullen

lol who

How do I find a girl as loyal as that? Genuine question. I don't want to cheat, but it must feel nice to be in a relationship with someone who genuinely loves you and is mature

Once his pills stop working he's finished. He's completely broken at this point.

There's a rundown on him, in case you have time. It's very educational.
I recommend these streams to uncover layers of lore on various exceptional individuals
youtube.com/watch?v=TAP1tMfdMEQ

The one on the right
youtube.com/watch?v=y1zvIdk9yL4

do it faggot

she is not being mature, she is being a retard.

Toby got really fat, I didn’t realise he was still on YouTube though

*woman

>throw away 8/10 literal mommy gf despite being a 4/10 e-celeb for some pedo-"art" pussy
Imagine being this retarded

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based josh

eh

pics nigga where are the pics

errybody

Of what? His mommygf?

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Is there any lore on why Jersh is going so hard in the paint for Mumkeys one-way trip to Greenland? Is it as simple as he's mad that Mumkey lost Sheepover, or something else?

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what a qt

Can't say I'd know so Il'l take your word for it. No way a dude would do this in a sound mind.

>Used to crucify Digibrony on Twitter when Digi admitted that he was a loli con
>Now is marrying an actual pedo
Wow, it's a sad state of affairs when Digibrony looks better the you in the end

Anyone else get a raging erection from Joshy-kun's potato sounding voice?

its uber for you user.

Oh no, I should have specified. She handled it poorly, but she clearly was very loyal to him. By mature I meant has a job and isn't a womanchild

Imagine making her cry.

That’s just the way it is

>Cheating on this with a fucking furry leafy lookalike
Null may be a faggot but holy fuck if he isn't right that mumkey hit on 20

It's a trainwreck, I can't

WITNESSED

why the fuck was she with a sóyboy like that

why the fuck don't I have a gf bros?

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>Will his eventual suicide be Youtube kino?
Nah, he doesn't have the balls, it'll be a slow painless end, with copious amounts of alcohol and scrips.

HOW DO I GET A CUTE MOMMY GF PLEASE GOD THERE'S NOTHING ELSE I WANT

>Life for him was great considering he was an ugly edgy neet
>Cute girlfriend, great friends and a vibrant youtube channel
>1 of his friends, Assburger, with an alcohol problem beats his girlfriend to semi-death
>Said girlfriend contact Mumkey to try to save herself
>Mumkey contacts police who arrests Assberger
>Assburger now hates Mumkey for betraying him and even the girlfriend hates Mumkey because of Stockholm syndrome
>Mumkey's depression comes back, he starts drinking too much and cheats on his cute loyal gf with a 23 year old furry artist with obvious mental issues
>Turns out the 23 year old girl groomed a 15 year old
>Mumkey makes an apology video only because he got caught
>Leaves his girlfriend, gets on medicine and goes back to place he was born
>Starts spewing this incredibly naïve Buddhist bullcrap so he can justify everything
>Apparently still tried to get things working with the furry gf who still liked the 15 year old over him
>In desperation asks the furry gf to marry him
>Everyone around him including friends and family calls him a retard
>He's mad at his brother for "abandoning" him while he compares himself to Nikolas Cruz
>Admits being drugged out 24/7

Suicide arc soon.

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Imagining spending your time discussion the chronicles of youtube trashtubers, embarassing all of you

watching ecelebs crash and burn is kino

Don't be mean Satan.

>Anyone else get a raging erection from Joshy-kun's potato sounding voice?
Why do these guys never take speech classes.You want to be an e-celeb making hour plus long videos with a voice that makes babies cry.

I honestly hope he shoots up youtube headquarters but slightly more competently than Nassim.

This guy is such a fucking faggot
hope he livestreams his suicide

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Watching dumpsterfires is the majority of my enjoyment in life.

>hang out in v4c synch tube with him
>ended up like this

how time flies

JUST

Imagine spending your time complaining about how other regards on Yea Forums waste their time

this isn’t ethanol

Digi is just a weeb DSP. A fat hairy smelly pervy man who is living proof of the Dunning-Kruger effect who will never be taken down and probably out live the cockroaches in the nuclear fallout

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>edgy retard who baits views by spouting Yea Forums memes
>turns out to be a mentally ill cuck faggot
oh wow, crazy

lolcows are real content old man you just don't understand!!!

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>Imagine getting cucked by a shouta
I guess doujin logic isn't too far from reality after all.

FUCK

>have a decent life with a 8/10 gf who does everything to please you except rub your faggot ass nipples
>throw it away for some furry pussy
I would be sad if I wasn't mad that someone could be so retarded.

is it wrong of me to hate that digi guy simply because of how fucking ugly he is

Alright, faggots.
Any bets what happens next in the rabbit hole of shittiness, and how he is gonna end it?

I bet either a mass shooting suicide or a noose after desperately trying to get streaming going on and vids start failing even more

No, there's plenty of reasons to hate Digifag.

God I hate my fucking life

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My own mother wouldn't be as forgiving or supporting of me. Holy fuck, what a privileged little imgrate.

Yes but only because his ugliness can be helped. He can trim his ugly beard and stop dressing like the Dude

Indulge me my man i already hate him because of the way he looks

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Based Kevin poster

50% death by overdose on pills
40% death by suckstarting a shotgun
>9% he does a flip
>.99% he does a suicide by cop
>.01% he does the actually entertaining thing and goes on a shooting spree while spewing supreme gentleman quotes

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>tfw when it’s real

I wish.

>50% death by overdose on pills
i don't think you realise how not lethal overdosing on pills truly is

>go to look up mumkey jones review of wonder woman where its just sheepover lookig confused for a minute
>remembered his channel was deleted

lolifag, complete achoholic, borderline cult leader, endorses faggotry, barely ever bathes. What more do you need.

not just any furry pussy
abusive pedo furry pussy that's into cuckholding

Because you're even worse.

how does someone like this become popular sounds like an utter disgrace

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Sheepover is CUTE!

>Any bets what happens next in the rabbit hole of shittiness
Calls in to The Dick Show on Sunday and announces he's transitioning, because that is the way this is going.The next card he's going to play is the "you can't make fun of me now because I'm trans"

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post the furry one now

>he has favourite youtubers

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Why would you ever watch any of those worthless faggots?

he reviews anime

>Make life changing decisions based off of Tinder
>Completely misundertstan Tinders algorithm and make yourself look like a complete retard to the point where even Null is mocking you

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Tick tock

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>he left this for a fucking pedo furry

>cheating on 8/10 redhead mommygf with a leafy lookalike

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Literally every single time it's over pussy. These people are fucking losers.

reviewers are a fucking parasite on the earth

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He comes on Yea Forums so if he hasn't seen this thread he probably will at some point.

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paypig alert

his gf would love it

Show me the hottest babe in the world and I'll show you a guy who's tired of fucking her.

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

Nothin wrong with being a lolifag

SHUT THE FUCK UP MUMKEY I KNOWE THIS IS YOUR FAVORITE BOARD EREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>cheating on a girl who looks like Kari from Mythbusters with a furry who looks like a 12 year old boy
How does one even make this retarded mistake?

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YIKES

Poor Sheep is already nearing 30. It's all over.

He got cucked to death by a 15 year old chad that right now is fucking his furry-exgirlfriend

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this gives me the big yikes familia

God, I hope so

Mumkey, if you read this, you deserve no sympathy and forgiveness. You went to a deep fucking end of the piss pool, and there is no getting up from that.
Years of goodwill and reputation down the drain, and you dare to beg others to forgive you like it's some season in a show.
Just end it my man

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First one was probably a corpse in bed.

He would make a great down the rabbit hole video but it’s sucks I already know if it’s made he won’t khs

Rumor says otherwise. The reason he was pissed with her was that she wouldn't rub her nipples and wouldn't let him take over in bed. You know what they say about redheads.

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cast him

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How could anyone get tired of rubbing those nipples while she lies there, passionately kissing her cute sheepover face?

I would offer him redemption if he disavowed the blue-hair and actually changed his ways. But this is just an hour-long complete non-apology, and he's apparently sticking with the ugly psycho.

Hi Mumkey! I know you're reading this shit in the archives, so i made a few steps for you to fix your dumpsterfire of a life.

1) Ditch the Liu girl. She's mentally insane and talks behind your back. 2 people with mental issues shouldn't be in a relationship, especially when they're on drugs. Try to live on your own for a while and try to regain Sheeps' trust.
2) Always pick your family over hoes.
3) Drop the Buddhist shit

I think Im going to try to become a youtuber, lads. Any tips? I was thinking I would have to do structured, scripted content since I have no friends to play off of for lets plays and stuff.

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If anything he’s on /r9k/ however if you’re reading this mumkey you’re a fucking faggot for throwing away ez gibs

What the fuck happened to Frederick? I know he's typically slow with videos but it's been like what 4 months since his last video?

I'm not Mumkey. But these might be:

When will people learn not to mess with DSP, his power is maximum for goodness sake and he has no compassion for his detractors

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why does every youtuber end up like this?
maddox is also with one feet in his coffin

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dislike this josh fag more than mumkey

get dirt on other ecelebs

Josh is a qt pie.

Maddoxs corpse has been rotting for years

Why do all my favourite Broadcasters and State Treasurers turn out being crazy shitheads. First Christine Chubbuck then Budd Dwyer now Ricardo "The Bjork Stalker" Lopez. Fuck this gay world.

Oh well, At least I can watch my favourite actor Vic Morrow and his two little Vietnamese buddies in the Twilight Zone film

>DUDE JUST TAKE HEAVY ANTIDEPRESSANTS LMAO
>WHAT COULD GO WRONG

They rely on a mega corporation and some idiot kids on the internet to pay for their livelyhood

Mummykey a cute!

>Shits on Dick Masterson for trying to help him
You'd think that retard knew that was basically cursing yourself. Stay with Dick and you get a gf at least 3 points above your appearance, betray him and you end up broke and begging for death

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I was an early Mumkey fan and kept telling him not to get so popular. He ignored me, and now look what happened. He also named a Pokemon after me.

didn't he just ended his podcast and the last episode a bunch of people paid premium chat to ask him to kill himself?

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It's only the youtubers who are dumb enough to mix their private lives with their internet content.

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eat shit?

You need narcissic and slighty sociopathic personality succeed, fuel those enough and the results are for all to see

He definitely goes on Yea Forums and /pol/ even if just as a lurker. Not that shocking, a lot of youtubers do it, especially edgy ones. Digi was a known namefag on Yea Forums for a long time.

Here's some tips
>Start as a hobby
>Get a real job
>If you enjoy it keep at it
>If you start consistently making enough money to live off then, and only then, do you quit your job and do Youtube as a job
I've seen too many kids set themselves back a few years and tens of thousands in debt because they jumped into it.

Joining the Yang Gang isn't gonna do him any favors either.

Same thing here dude. Now I just want it to end, like an old dog that is suffering ans slowly dying, but tries to play with you, but ends up lashing out instead

I simply can't blame mumkey for any of his actions right now desu

he's on fucking hard drugs 24/7 and his garbage shrink is perfectly fine with him dating a pedo

that faggot ruined any chance the ape had left

literally the best of them all

youtube.com/watch?v=qfVk4bhR60k

You're right, Mike would also be a depressed alcoholic if he didn't have Youtube.

Enjoy not getting your $1000, non believer.

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He can't be stopped
Detractor kino

Ironically Mumkey tried/tries to rip off RLM, I can only imagine what sort of shitshow his next "Is it Kino?" vid is, if it ever even happens

lmao fucking normies think this guy is at rock bottom.

OH NO NO NO

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Oh c'mon, at least would have been more fitting for the topic

wait,so mumkey jones is back on youtube?

Im suprised people still use Yea Forums and the userbase is still as underage as ever.

one of his side channels survived the purge, he's been posting blogs to it

either way i think he still uploads videos on his website like the ones he had on his channel before they banned it

the only thing he's posted in the past month there is the two vlogs, the second part of the eggy interview (which was recorded two months ago) and an Is It Kino for ToyStory 4.

Absolute state of Mumkey

This, I was very shocked to, I forgot Yea Forums exist

mumkeyjones.tv/

this is the website i was talking about

I’m 43. Who cares. Kill yourselves millennials. It’s over. Doomed

Look at the "most recent" tab, that's all he's posted in a month.
Shut the fuck up Gen X

Wait, why am I on Yea Forums

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He literally broke his leg getting beat up