Nostalgic Faps. Obscure, but pretty Edition
Nostalgic Faps. Obscure, but pretty Edition
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Jace Diaz
Ryder Edwards
>disgusting fake tits
>unpainted toes
>6 dollar shoes
>bikini is stupidly cut
>man hips
>foot tattoo
>long (probably fake) nails
>can tell has no ass
1/10
Christopher Murphy
>weird as fuck arms
>skeletal monster hands
>bony ankles
>6 dollar shoes
>disgustingly fake nails
>wondering eye
>neck like an ancient samurai warrior
1/10
Brayden Bennett
Joshua Phillips
>cute pose
>sexy hair/color
>nice style
>skirt
>superfluous bracelets
>sexy shoes despite no open toe
>bend backwards at the knee alien legs
8/10
Connor Ortiz
>cristicises women that are hot.
> has a lot of cat reactions on his computer
Super ultra virgin detected as fuck.
David Johnson
>getting this mad at some one mocking females
super ultra mad bitch detected as fuck
Julian Wilson
No, not really. Where did I get mad? I just pointed out you're a fat virgin . did that make you made tho? It's ok, there's a lot like you here!
Mason Torres
>where did i get mad
>replying to some one thinking calling them a virgin is going to mean anything
your panties are in the worst twist imaginable right now. post a pic of how ugly your bitch ass is so i can give you the ol rate-r-roo, slut.
Jack Allen
got 3 threads from the old pornstar thread
Camden Hill
Man, you surely have lots of animal reactions. Why not just jerk off and stop being such a betafaggot? You really are making a fool of yourself, neckbeard.
Carter Anderson
>beta faggot
>coming from the one mad about mocking females
lol, okay kid. you're either the biggest cuck on earth or the maddest bitch on earth. pick one
Easton Perry
I pick neither. I'm just happy to be the one making you mad about being a neckbeard. Now, in order to end this in the best way possible, I'm off to dinner and see your betacuck ass replying alone to a thread I am surely out of.
Hahah man , this has been so fun. Cheer betamate!
Jaxson Butler
>posts a bunch of shit i'm not going to read because you're inconsolably mad
did i hurt your insecurities, miss :( i'm ever so sorry m'lady
>pic related, it's you when some one puts down random females on the internet
Leo Hughes
Full name?
Daniel Harris
>Nostalgic Faps
Honestly, for me it'd be pic related.
Daniel Gray
Aaron Jones
FINALLY
>shitty taste in jewelry
>fake nails
>nigger hoop ear rings
>absolutely zero muscle tone to be seen
>feet out of view
1/10
Kevin Phillips
Gorgeous
Hunter Jones
If you know this ass without a watermark, you had a great childhood
Aiden Hernandez
>dynamite ass
>sexy back arch stretch
>leg spread stance
>firm legs
>just got done swimming
>healthy/athletic
8/10
Jackson Carter
Tawnee?
Camden Moore
Lucas Hughes
Michael Collins
>great hair/color
>perfect face
>cute freckles
>flat ass
8/10
Dylan Wood
>resting bitch face
>bland straight brown hair
>decent tits
>almost perfect pussy
>stockings
>very obviously sucking it in even though she's already skinny showing extreme insecurity
>5 dollar shoes
6/10
Gabriel Stewart
Caleb Carter
>flat ass
You what nigga?
Lincoln Thompson
forgot a pic
>i'm not entirely sure this is legal despite watermark
>no thanks fbi man
Isaac Morales
>great color coordination
>ass isn't so bad here but still too small for my taste
>cute innie pussy
>oblivious to the camera showing security with body
7.5/10
Lucas Jones
son of a bitch it didn't take my fucking pic
Joseph Ward
Easton Martin
>more pixals than inches on her nose
>huge nose
>vacant mouth
>probably not even actually a female
0/10
Daniel Ramirez
You don't know who heather brooke is, all of your opinions are irrelevant
Cameron Lee
that's clearly a picture of HHH. your opinion is irrelevant
Ethan Nelson
Christian Gonzalez
Jaxon Clark
Adrian Allen
>bland blonde hair
> great color scheme
>wearing socks
>cute ass
5/10
Matthew Hernandez
>cute ass
DID YOU JUST DEFAME THE LEGENDARY PATTYCAKE?
ARE YOU A NEWFAG?
Jackson Brown
wrong
John Miller
>great face and hair
>20 pounds too skinny
>painted toes
7/10
Dylan Hernandez
>great hair
>disgusting ribs showing
>fake tits
>nice eyes
>way too many shoes
>wearing socks
3/10
Easton Fisher
that ass was maybe a 4/10. it doesn't hold up to a good ass
now this is just the same woman you posted before but with more make up and less pixels
Cooper Rogers
Wyatt Clark
Andrew Harris
Brandon Long
Kevin Garcia
>best thighs so far
>ass a bit small for thighs
>wearing socks
>hand off railing, poor stability
>light switches unevenly switched
5/10
Owen Harris
Thats the same ass i just posted before
Its all pattycake
gtfo
Julian James
>bottle blonde
>fake tits
>prime ass
>great skin, but probably air brushed
3.4/10
Cooper Morales
>now that's an ass
9/10
Brandon Robinson
ITS THE SAME GOD DAMN PERSON
ITS THE SAME ASS
YOU RETARD
Jordan Perez
>dyed hair
>decent ass
>no socks
>low quality motel/hotel a/c and carpet
8/10
David Cox
small asses only look good in the right angle. not my fault. i already told you it was small, prime doesn't mean big just well shaped. these rulings are final.
Aaron Ross
No idea. Only did a few shoots. Pretty obscure
Jordan Cook
>childhood
The only fucking computers that existed anywhere near my childhood were the size of small houses and belonged to NASA or the CIA.
Had to steal magazines from my uncle's bedroom to have ANY access to porn
Hunter Edwards
dude gtfo
Daniel Flores
Your virgin fragility is showing. Have sex, incel.
Levi Carter
I'm not really here for the thread, just here to get my (You) from that dumb beta cuck that responds to every single post in these threads
Hunter Scott
>muh boohoos
>oh no, a fair maiden is being attacked online
>swoop in cuck beta man to the rescue
>panties in such a twist, absolute refusal to accept banter
lOl ViRgIN VIrGin vVIIirrrRRgin
Alexander Smith
Jonathan Garcia
>i'm just here for some male attention
lol ViRgIn
Thomas Mitchell
John Martinez
Yikes, really got to you, huh? Once again, have sex, you fragile little incel.
Jace Turner
>rat nest for hair
>shitty bikini
>wearing gold
>armpits like a the grand canyon
>arms like lopsided pipe cleaners
>no hips
0/10
Blake Fisher
don't forget the hoof!
Brody Moore
>not comprehending when you're being mocked
>iq as high as a turtle that's done meth his whole life and has his head stuck in a 6 pack
VViiRRrgInnNnn ViRGgGInNn
Asher Robinson
Parker Wright
>jean vest
enough said. -10/10
Oliver Baker
What the fuck are you doing here grandpa?
Nathan Taylor
So how is that whole losing your virginity thing going this summer? Not well, I take it?
James Peterson
There ya go..
Hudson Anderson
This animal user has me laughing my ass off. keep it going man
Andrew Scott
>childish hair
>decent tits
>awkward don't know what to do with hand's position
>weird diagonal pussy
4/10
Liam Walker
>sexy outfit
>avoiding glancing at camera because of self confidence
>in an open field, gets lots of fresh air
>natural hari
8/10
Charles Johnson
Jesus, dude. You really need to get a life.
Camden Rivera
>can't get over the fact he likes shitty women
>presses his virginness on others because of impotent rage at having such low ratings
Angel Cooper
That girl had some talent. Her man is a lucky guy.
Ethan Turner
Charles Barnes
>pot calling the kettle black
>doesn't even post a pic for rating because of such fear of the system collapsing his self esteem like this other virgin user
Ethan Foster
Says the virgin...
Ethan Perry
you two have fun dying alone
Daniel Morales
>has own entourage of gawkers
>woman in background stunned by being upstaged with cleavage
confident smile
>mixing black with white to show impurity but still wearing it like a queen
9/10
James Cox
>lol i said virgin again
>totes owned this guy online
>runs off to tell mom how funny and original he just was on 4channel just now
>didn't even get dubs
Kevin Sanchez
Oliver Hill
i've already rated this broad. i need new material
Julian Carter
Logan Fisher
>stylish occult necklace
>curly hair
>grandmas old chair
>confidently exposing a breast
>black stockings just visible
empty jar of candy behind her, unprepared for guests
6/10
Tyler Jenkins
This thread is just sad
Levi Morales
Who dis
Lucas Torres
I don't think they'd be coming over for the candy. ;-)
John Bailey
>implying the endless
>furry
>kike
>cuck
>libposting
>faggot
>trap
>social media
>threads are better and more fulfilling
>probably about to hop into a furry trap thread and destroy his one inch pinch while thinking about how sad this thread was
Colton Edwards
they come over for her well known sex position
>the sarand wrap
Easton Russell
Heh.
Ian Parker
>mousy face
>crossed legs to cover her shame
>on the phone constantly
>neck like a Brontosaurus
>discretely molesting tinky winky in true hollywood style
6/10
Juan Miller
when was cher ever on top, let alone back on top
Caleb Diaz
fake tits
0/10
would not bang
Jaxon Miller
this guy knows
Nathaniel Cruz
He loves it though....
Xavier Fisher
Wish her hardcore casting video would leak. I'd lock myself in my room and jerk my dick off to a nub
Jordan Roberts
Well, she had that song "Believe in life after love" which came out that year and was all over the place. Couldn't go anywhere without hearing the fucking thing...
The year was 1998 by the way in case you were wondering...
Elijah Smith
>tits are too far apart
>broad shoulders, would make a good quarter back
>belly button is the wrong shape
>neat but unpainted nails
8/10
Nicholas Long
>>
>Good tits
>great pussy
>Amazing hoof
8/10
Parker Price
yea but beiber has his shit every where too, doesn't make him good or on top. (((they))) push things to be popular by saying they are popular and thus making them popular. people are idiots.
Jeremiah Moore
Bitches always look cutest in socks incel fag.
Isaiah Scott
Sounds like a negative review. But yet you gave her an 8/10. What gives?
Michael Parker
>probably has sex with socks on
>women hate fucking him because of his abhorrent tastes
>hasn't had sex since the clinton administration because of his obsession with wearing socks in bed
>cries himself to sleep while cuddling tomorrow's socks balled up in his arms
Andrew Harris
That's pretty much bang on. And for the record, I'd rather listen to a Cher song than a Justin Bieber one any day of the week...
Nolan Bennett
the face and nails saved it. the tits aren't bad either, even if they are too far apart. still well shaped.
Jason Nguyen
Tripsfag wants muscle tone on a woman. Projecting your homosexuality there? Who but a gay guy goes this far in judging women in a thread?
Aiden Collins
Fair enough.
Hudson Russell
lol actually while i was saying this i was debating whether or not i wanted to because i hate muscle tone on a woman, but i needed another flaw
Austin Cooper
also, she shoullllllllld at least have a tone ass. i don't want a flabby pancake, but arms and legs and stomach, fuck it.
Nicholas Torres
Leo Morris
Gavin Mitchell
>full tits
>looking up at camera man, not camera
>showing feet even though not soles
>flat stomach and not sucking it in
9/10. 10 if it were soles not the tops
Thomas Bell
so depressing about her fake tits, i loved her when i was young. can't rate because it would come out -5 for tits off the bat
Ryan Thomas
Hmm.. Kinda how I feel about this chick here.. Smoking hot back in the day, but looks like 99 miles of bad road now...
James Wright
i don't know who this is but the weird tit is throwing it off for me. why do women think putting rocks in places that are supposed to have jiggly fat would ever come put right. i don't get it. like getting a dick implant and using jello instead of something that gets hard.
Hunter Robinson
James Ward
That's Tammy Lynn Sytch. Better known as Sunny when she was a manager in the WWF. She probably got the boobs done because the brass there at the time wanted her to. Kind of like why a lot of porn stars get them done too, I guess...
Caleb Cox
>disgusting nails
>pouty face
>nice lips
>nice looking tits
>covering stomach with arm due to insecurities
>shaving design into hair
>tight pussy with not too much labia
6.7/10
Cameron Thomas
i never watched the stuff but the name rings a vague bell. i wouldn't mind seeing her pre-tit job and all sweaty
Camden Adams
Leo Garcia
>some kinda latina
>cute tits even if they aren't white
>bland natural look for nails
>flannel panties
>pussy probably smells like refried beans and ghost peppers
1/10
Easton Bailey
Wyatt Parker
I got one here when she first started out in the WWF. Apologize in advance for the low quality...
Logan Rodriguez
>pussy probably smells like refried beans and ghost peppers
Daniel Watson
>serious fire hazard placement for the chair
>roast beef between her legs
>unpainted nails
>very poor feng shui
>great tits.nips
>light eyes dark hair
shes lucky the eyes save her, 7/10
Evan Morales
Keepin' an eye on you young whippersnappers. Now GET OFF MY LAWN!
Dylan Hill
Angel Carter
Parker Anderson
too tan for my taste. i like my women like i like my whatever else is pale white. not terrible, though
Juan Foster
how do you see yourself in the mirror with that chest and say
>yes...i will go outside wearing this
Matthew Brown
Michael Anderson
No, I'd be coming over for Brooke!
Jeremiah Baker
I'd rather Susan..
Kayden Hughes
I wished she still looked like that. Or something resembling this...
Jeremiah James
>has charter
>some kind of asian or maybe latina
>wearing more clothes than she would at a beach
>whats with that ring and random brace around the wrist
>comfortable, wide couch
>long nails
3/10
Adam Hughes
damn nudes and source oh this bitch!
Gavin White
>(((they)))
Must be hell going through life feeling so impotent, blaming all your insecurities on some unseen controllers.
Ryan Gomez
Drugs. Lots and lots of drugs..
Dylan Martin
i wish jessica nigri never got a tit job AND did lewd shots
Jonathan Moore
>lol found the kike
Ryan Clark
You go ahead and Susan, Brooke was hot af in that movie!
Andrew Torres
>an entire thread, 145 and counting, of shit posting
>impotent rages about some one mocking kikes
how sad your life must be, big nose
Robert Rivera
So was Susan. But whatever. You take Brooke ad I'll have Susan. and let's leave it at that.
James Lee
I wish she never married Kevin Federline and went nuts.
Kayden Stewart
lol k fed. i forgot that was a thing briefly. i never was big on her. i didn't like her face but i loved her body. i liked christina agulara back in those days. mariah carey...vitamin c
Kayden Turner
Yeah. Fun times for sure. And Christina was a cute little thing wasn't she?
Angel Lopez
i have a weakness for obvious sluts. oh yea, avril lavigne, too
Jaxon Young
yes, just _have_ some
Dylan Kelly
Eli Murphy
Indeed. Avril's been a personal fave of mine for years now.
Camden Long
Nolan Peterson
yea she's a solid 9.5/10. i don't normally save celeb pics but i couldn't pass this one up
Hunter Edwards
Yes. It's one of my favorite pics of her. Either that, or this one here...
Joseph Gonzalez
i miss when (((they))) were pushing "punk" music ever so briefly. punk sluts look so good. now it's just endless fucking nigger beats and degeneracy
Ethan Cox
Checked
Jace Brooks
Yeah. Pop music today really sucks.
Logan Scott
i'm going to have to fap to her eventually. there was/is this video on pornhub that's obviously fake but well edited enough that you can fap to it.
Sebastian Evans
Could you post the link to that please?
Daniel Sanders
Anthony Gonzalez
>hoof
Jace Butler
Brody Hughes
incel faggot alert.
Juan White
posting godtier nostalgy fap
Oliver Brown
i just gave a quick look and i don't see it up anymore. i had it bookmarked on my last computer but i never transferred bookmarks because i am retarded. probably got deleted. i just remember it was shot like a music video with clips of her then clips of some one that looked like her fucking. it was pretty decent but i was probably also high when i found it so maybe it wasn't as good as i remember
Jace Hernandez
>another beta cuck comes in trying to imply things like their asinine commentary means anything
>going to get his dick sucked later because he called some random guy on the internet incel
Nicholas Collins
Blake Jones
not enough here to judge
Benjamin Hall
>tongues like sand paper from sucking so much dick
>asian on bottom white on top
>very racist undertones
>heads not turned sideways for optimal tongue to tongue contact
2/10
Eli Gray
Oh well. Thanks anyway. But since you said you were planning on fapping to her eventually, how about this vid?
Cameron Torres
needs more ass like this kirstin dunst video. another who i loved when i was young which reminds me eliza fucking dushku. fuck of course it's unsupported i'll make a quick shitty webm. god fucking damn it that didn't help. fuck this god damn site. it's fucking 3 seconds long. i'll just post the fucking gyazo link. click or not, gyazo is safe but not many people know what it is 317425 a68395cee 5ba4a6dec 6428d935 making shit harder than it needs to be. ok what nigger combination do i need to break this in to make it fucking work. jesus christ. i've fucking tried 6 different ways to type this shit now.
Joseph James
ok jesus nigger christ. the numbers and letters are the link. put www . gyazo. com / and then the numbers. seriously i'm sweating from how much this pissed me off trying to post.
Ian White
Heather Harmon is the best girl ever.
Also, I liked this goth bitch.
Zachary Hall
i realize now i probably should have and could have found and posted the yt music video i saved the clip from but it was the fucking principle youtube.com
Jacob Harris
the part i mean is 1:20. hnggggggUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Connor Reed
-10 for having feet just out of view. looks like this "goth" girl i hung around with sometimes in my teens. obviously not her but she had that kinda rat face
Christopher Williams
HOOF
Jayden Jenkins
Nicholas Miller
fugggg. a man needs a name or a link to a gallery
Asher Morgan
how wrong you are. she had a gr8 ass, it's just a bad pic
Elijah Torres
fuck ya. always loved her, hood and all
Landon Wilson
is an ass actually good if it only looks good in certain positions, though
Blake Nguyen
Connor Mitchell
nothing bad i can say about her.