Ask an FBI field agent anything.
>pic related, it's my badge
>inb4 area51: u don't have a fucking chance bois
Ask an FBI field agent anything
how do you feel about all the underage naked women on Yea Forums?
soo... did you get together with the red chick or not?
>implying you donut guzzling idiots will do anything to that mob of people.
You can't stop the migrant invasions you won't do jack shit to the people storming Area 51
I watch the x files and thought FBI guys were cool big buck suits but theyre just federal cops who make a little bit extra money
Like the RCMP
FBI is gay and you are gay, all I know about the modern FBI is Comey and McCabe and those jokesters.
not OP, but last time I posted something risque here, I actually got a visit from the police a couple days later.
protip: only Yea Forums behind 7 proxies
after a nigger cums in your mouth, do you spit, or swallow?
still have the pics? post'em
nah, it wasn't CP, but a "Imma shoot up a school" style post.
fake and gay
i got a 3 day ban for mentioning cheese pizza in a pizza thread on /ck/
> Department of Justice
More like the Department of Corruption.
Having personally dealt with the FBI.. I can truthfully say the FBI are corrupt, evil, and incompetent.
Thanks for your service, fake Agent Mulder badge owning user.
At least we made sure to not get invaded by aliens, so fuck you.
yeh ok agent fox mulder from xfiles
Impersonating a government employee is a federal offense.
how much time do you spend sitting in a car browsing Yea Forums?
Fake and also gay
we're not retarded, that's muller's license from the x files
>special agent Fox Mulder
You aren’t fooling anyone nigger
Besides, i knew i had already seem this shit years ago
>name is literally "Fox Mulder"
>hurr durr, fake and gay
>mfw
fake and gay
Dick rate? I know y’all watching me yank my shit.
Do you like your salary? Like is the payout worth it
thats one fancy way to say border patrol guy
Mainly involved with internet crimes, and yes pays quite well
How many criminals get off because the jurors are fucking idiots?
By the way I just finished jury duty.
That’s an old obsolete badge
Agent Mulder
How many aliens have you fucked, Mulder?
What up with Anthony weener?