99% sure I'm getting fired today what do Yea Forums
99% sure I'm getting fired today what do Yea Forums
wear a suicide vest
make sure everybody can see it
nobody fires a guy with a suicide vest
Steal a bunch of shit
handcuff yourself to your boss. if he fires you, he have to go too. this plan is flawless.
Don't go quiet, cuss them out and make a scene.
Sue for harassment
Tell the story of what you think you will be fired for
Poop in the toilet tank.
skip work today. maybe, over the weekend, they forget to fire you.
call in sick, look for another job. Nuff said.
>they forget to fire you.
thats .... not how reality works, user
Pull an American Beauty and threaten them with a sexual assault lawsuit
Tape mackerel to the bottom of your desk before leaving.
roll
come out as a trans as soon as you come to work, they cant fire you at least right away because that would imply they fired you just because you 'came out'
This
This isn't politics retard.
shoot up the place
live stream it like NZ shooter
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aw ma gawd. thats actually genius
If trips you rape your boss
it's actually a brilliant idea
might only work on a bigger business. smaller ones can get away with that shit
You're retarded.
or for hate crime
dubs and you have to do this
Hire a band / someone to carry a boom box playing the theme from Shaft while you pimp walk through the office, culminating at your boss' desk - where you proceed to take a giant shit in the middle of their desk.
Why are you getting fired?
what is your job? with more info we can think of better things to do.
Go to work in a dress, full make up and a stuffed bra. If they fire you sue them and say they did it because you came out as trans.
Spot your boss before the firing and casually talk to him then start talking about how this job saved your life, you wanted to die before but working makes you useful again and you can support and not deceive people you love. Then jokingly say "I'd kill myself if u were to lose the job, I don't want to become what I was before, id prefer to die"
The labour board would have a field day with that. Social media and news media would go insane. He’d come out as a hero and probably get compensation from the company
Get AIDS
Start asking out your co-workers.
You're not going to see them again, so who cares?
Kek this
complain to your union
claim that you were sexually harassed
that just pisses off the janitor who did nothing wrong
shit on deborah's desk