How do i kill myself in a way that is painless and guarantees my death

How do i kill myself in a way that is painless and guarantees my death.

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just fly like an eagle

Jump off a really high point, not into water.

Splat.

Just concentrate really hard on stopping your heart from beating

Obviously gun shot to the head would be the first option for what you’re looking for. Heroin OD to, just relaxing into pure euphoria while your body slowly starts to shut down and cease. All while you feel amazing as it happens

Put a garbage sack over your head and release helium or nitrogen into it

Let some horse fuck you till death

I have seen way too many cases where someone survives a gunshot to the head and becomes a vegetable, i know that there is no suicide with a 100% mortality rate but surely something can come close. Im not able to get my hands on heroin where i live.

Take a bath in gasoline. You will pass out and it will be painless.

Gunshot right into your temple, people fuck it up because they aren’t 100% for sure about doing the act and flinch last second and cause the bullet to just lodge in the outer skull rather than mush their brain to soup