Im losing my virginity saturday and my gf is a virgin to give me tips on what to do and what not to do

3 years and that’s it?? Either you’re still in middle school or she’s been sleeping around forever

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Stick your Finger in her ass than it goes by itself

uhh wtf, 3 years and no sex? did you just become 18?

Yes. Pregnancy you fucking idiot. How old are you?

then wtf are you doing here?

no she comes from a very christian family she didnt even curse when i met her

This dude hit the nail right on the head. Take it slow and explore her. Pay attention to her body language. You'll be able to tell when she likes something and when she doesn't. Respect her boundaries and have a good time. The more you can show her that you'll respect her and care about her pleasure, the more sex you're going to have in the future.

no fucking dip you dumbass we have shit for that we have already bought some med shit and shes only 3% fertile saturday im not talking about getting preg

How old are you

12 years old

Take pics and post them

if everything goes well ill take vids and post em

You’re supposed decline in this situation but ok

no she doesnt mind she enjoys it when i post her stuff on Yea Forums

Confirmed bullshit. Virgin doesn't mind pics and vids being posted to Yea Forums? Fuck off

OP here thanks for the advice will be back monday to post results

benis in bagina

go as fast as possible and as deep as possible also use one position no need to change, and go straight to it don'twaste time with the non penetration part

yea took alot of convincing youll see monday mark your calendar Yea Forumsro

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do you put the balls in? I heard you've got to put the balls in to do it properly

wtf im not trying to kill her you ass lmao

never heard of that one

>we already bought some med shit
>3% fertile saturday
nigga what?

hahaha get ready for a baby or an abortion buddy

spank me off dad

Find a better girl. If she's plotting to do that specifically then, you need to question why you'd trust her at all. Also that's going to ruin your bed spread if you throw them on that shit and it's the kinda thing you gotta take to dry cleaning you should consider that because most of them want you to take their clothes off so squit is pee and you should take that shit to a dry cleaners once in a while anyway even if that doesn't play out right. If it does play out right you ought and take that shit to a dry cleaners.

she has an app that tracks how fertile she is throughout the week saturday she is at her lowest as for med stuff I bought her some birth control

then you're not ready for sex

find a better girl ? what are you on about? also i bought plastic sheets for the bed and a throw away sheet as well so no worries about the bed and such

k.

If you want to do it raw (yes it feels better but still is stupid) use spermicide and morning after pill. Those apps aren't as good as you'd think, but spermicide is as effective as condoms if used right, also don't cum in her, even if you're using all those things.

thanks user wasnt planning on nutting inside spermicide where can i pick that up? a cvs or a walmart are they sold there?

Plastic sheets on your furniture, are you in your 50's? God damn you don't have to fully undress her first. I'm just saying if she's making you wait till a certain day, and you have to undress her. You probably got bigger problems then dry cleaning your shit even though you should probably do that once in a while. Maybe my bed is just super fucking fancy and I got some cool fucking stuff on it, and I throw a bunch of extra pillows on there because that's just kinda pimp. If you're expecting blood or pussy juice on it you might want to reconsider why. If you get along with a girl and that sort of stuff happens, it happens. Probably because you went out of your way. If you're going out of your way and you're fitting her schedule and it's some big deal you're doing some big thing which it doesn't sound like it's very important since you have plastic on your furniture. You should just consider what the fuck the point of what your doing is

unironically what is the point in plastic sheets at all? you aren't actually enjoying the furnature if you're just covering it in irritating plastic wrap to preserve it from damage, you may as well not even own it because you're probably afraid to sit on it

no im just picking her up saturday her parents run a tight ship but they trust me to pick her and bring her to my place lol im not fitting her schedule and plastic sheets shit is precautions i expect blood and stuff as she a virgin dummy

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don;t put your penis in her vagina

or anywhere else

mf im gonna be on my bed as i said previously i bought a throw away sheet to put on top of the plastic i got the plastic sheets so what ever spills outta her doesnt get into the mattress

why the fuck did this stupid ass drawing hit me in the feels so hard

i assume its because you fucked it up user

>gf is a virgin

Basically just expect it to be shit for you. Unless she’s already been rooting around in there, she’s probably not going to like it much and trying to make the sex itself good is probably just going to prolonge the awkwardness of it all. The only reason she doesn’t like it as much as you want her to is because it hurts a bit and she has no previous experience to inform her what will hurt and what won’t. So she’s constantly on edge waiting for pain and she’s probably a little bit worried that if she doesn’t warn you of the pain IMMEDIATELY then her pussy could be mangled for life. ...which is very very unlikely unless you’re completely hopeless or the incredible hulk

Go all in with the foreplay and push sex to the back of your mind. Make her as horny as humanly possible, try to make her cum once or thrice before your dick even gets involved. Then she won’t be nearly so disappointed when her first time is kinda meh like it always is. Sex is a lot more cognitive for women. They want to lay around making out with you and shit like that just as much as they want to get fucked. That’s what’s special to them. All guys want to fuck them. Not all guys want to snuggle, and lay in bed just to spend time with them, touch them just because it feels good for her and not him. Just make it special and she won’t give a fuck about the sex. Very few people have a good, non-embarrassing story about how they lost their virginity

You gotta slam it in hard to make sure it doesn't hurt. Go slow, it's like needles. Go fast, just a quick punch feeling.

truth to the word

thanks user i really aperciate this

>whip out your weenier
>slap her tities around
>stick it inside her and pee
that's about it really, the stuff you see in porn is for experts

suck her nips like you want her to suck your dick,they love that shit

dont listen to this dude stick it in her ass then make her deepthroat it then pee in her butthole

There is a whole lot of reasons to use it. A lot of furniture is basically antiques, if people could afford rent they'd probably stimulate the economy buying the kind of stuff they'd want to put that plastic on. Not that anyone would afford it over night or consider it. Furniture gets destroyed all the time no matter what you do with it, although it's seriously unnerving when it's preserved like the place is practically a temple rather than a museum.
Realistically the best piece of furniture is whatever you can lure a harlot or trollop onto they're not very picky about furniture rather than who's place it is.
No reason to mess up the nice stuff for that sort of thing just because she's on her period or you get her going.

It'll suck. You'll both fuck up and if you're insecure enough, it'll bleed i to your relationship. Female sexuality is all in their heads. It's not like you, where you're ready to go and physical stimulation is all you need. She needs to think there is magic in the air.

The idea can be summed up by considering the concept of female viagra. They made male viagra, and it allowed men to perform physically what they already wanted to do. Then they tried to make female viagra and they experimented with ways to make them want to fuck. Different things! Female viagra in the male sense is just lube- it allows you to physically fuck. The trick is to make them want to fuck... and good luck with that. Best bet is to get her when she's ovulating. That's the only time females actually get anywhere closed to what men consider horny. Of course, with the right scented candles and relationship, you can lead her there. But she's going to be so nervous the first time, just get it over with. Maybe in 6 months she'll actually be enjoying herself, but more likely you'll have both moved on.

eat that booty

Underrated post, kek

1) Put pOnOs(A) to vagOOO(B)
2) JAM IT IN!
3) ???
4) Profit!

stick benis is her bag of sand

Assert your dominance
As you fuck scream loudly
I am an alpha
I Will not fail
Dominance arise
Dominance prevail

This

Have fun and don't overthink it

These anons are all clearly lying virgins
Here is the honest truth
As soon as humanly possible pee in her butt

Idk but I masturbated before I had sex with girl because I thought I wasn't going to get pussy but I did. Took me long enough to cum so I fuck her like 30mins not knowing she's already cummed 5 mins in and screaming in pleasure

tell your uncle to use some lube because your ass is gonna get sored

Nothing you said was pimp. You have no clue about pimpin.

It ain't easy.

>dont be rough or aggresive
Thats where youre wrong champ.

dude, youre not funny. furniture isnt funny or random. just stop my nigga, you look really stupid.

>can you imagine unironically fucking women with no sex drives and not hot twinks
Pathetic

J/O first

ok hardest thing when you're new is finding the pussy. use your fingers to find where u gotta stick it. you wont last long no one does.

protip eat the pussy, its delicious

>protip eat the pussy, its delicious
Don't do that user its retarded especially the first time

Tastes like salty milk and pennies. Gross bro.