Anons, I need help

Anons, I need help.

Don't ask

I got a hot date tonight and I need to know the best way to get the smell of Wild Cherry Pepsi out of your Urethra

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Piss, a lot, and scrub with soap, fag

>I got a hot date tonight and I need to know the best way to get the smell of Wild Cherry Pepsi out of your Urethra
how are we not supposed to ask about that

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Drink a lot of water and piss a lot, powder your cock and balls and use some cologne down there to overpower the smell.

You have to tell us now

Ugh, fine.

You know how some people get turned on by like anime girls? or furries or some gay shit?

y-yes?

You like cherry Pepsi scented dick farts?

Genuine advice:
>Drink a fuck ton of water- basically piss every hour.
>Eat pineapple and other fresh fruits- it’ll make your cum taste good
>Wash your cock
Remember to shit in her mouth.

well uh, tl;dr I like the feel of my dick being compressed. So I uh use a soda bottle. I grabbed the wrong one and uh it got stuck. I was to tired to deal with it so I slept with my dick soaking in cherry Pepsi.

Thanks, last time I shat in a girl's mouth she told our mom.

like this?

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