>Be me about a month ago >Reckless as fuck cos life is fucked >Match with girl on tinder >Pick her up and have a few drinks >Seems ok, little opinionated, not bad looking >Ask her to get drunk at mine >She agrees >States “were not fucking” >Eh fuck it don’t care too much >Both get drunk, the raging feminist comes out >”women are oppressed” >”men are all sexual predators”
Oh fuck
>Start losing interest rapidly >Planning on calling a cab to get her outta here >Suddenly she’s on me groping and kissing, but I’m really not keen >Drags me to my bed >Unshaved, stinky pussy >Starting to worry I’m gonna be accused of rape regardless of what I do
>”fucking eat my pussy cunt!” >Oh fuck, gross... >Say she’s too drunk and I’m not feeling it >”you pathetic cunt, fucking eat me!” >Genuinely concerned I’ll be accused of some shit if I don’t do what she says >So eat her out >”now fuck me cunt” >Try to say I’ve got whisky dick >”nope fucking bring it here” >Starts sucking me off, gets me stiff >”told you, now fuck me” >Tell her I can’t, no condoms >”I don’t care, nut in me!”
It was like a parody of pathetic feminists, screaming at me to fuck her from behind, pull her hair, slap her. But oh god did it suck, worst sex I’ve had in ages. But it gets worse
>Finish up, she passes out >Go outside for smoke, start planning on getting her out >Message a female mate of mine for advice, she’s stumped >Suddenly start hearing screaming from my room >She comes out crying saying she doesn’t know where here clothes are and “what happened?”
>Tell her she came onto me and I was told repeatedly by her to fuck >”oh yea it’s ok, I can get like that” >Tell her I’ll call a taxi >She starts crying again, talking about all the abusive men in her life >Try to comfort her, starting to freak out, call taxi >She suddenly looks determined again >Drags me to couch and rips off her clothes >Starts getting my dick out and demanding I fuck her again
Fuck sake...
>Similar routine again except about 10 minutes in >”stop I withdraw consent!” >Immediately stop, Tell her ok, get dressed >She looks confused, wasn’t expecting that >”What so you’re just going to stop?” >”Yea well you withdrew consent didn’t you?” >Help her get dressed and the taxi turns up, Give her $50 for the fare
She leaves and sends me messages about how the taxi driver was seedy and she was worried he’d assault her. Deleted that bitch and hope I never meet a feminist cunt again, seriously, how do people deal with those cunts?
Gavin Rodriguez
youre an absolute retard for fucking her the second time
Thomas Torres
Aren’t we all retards for being on this board? I’m just living it
Nathaniel Rogers
>Things that never happened
How long did it take you to type up this fantasy?
Jackson Martinez
Tinder’s a magical place bro, I heaps shouldn’t have cum in her the first time. Just glad I didn’t do it twice...
Ryan Martin
Tragic
Liam Phillips
you're a fucking pussy
Mason Bailey
It really was, forgot how crazy girls could be after being in a relationship for 10 years
Anthony White
Man after a bottle of cheap bourbon we aren’t the best at making decisions. But at least I have a good story
Colton Lopez
jesus fucking christ. being a faggot might come with a whole bunch of it's own downsides and drama, but at least i don't have to ever fucking worry about being falsely accused of rape and having everyone automatically assume the accuser is telling the truth. How the hell do you breeders cope
David Torres
Man it was shit, but to be fair I’ve fucked about 30 girls and this was the only one that’s ever pulled that shit...
Does feel like rolling the dice with women though
Jaxon Edwards
You think this is some story about how awful “feminists” are but really it’s the story about you let some bitch push you around, drunk all your liquor, force fuck you and act crazy in your house. I’m really struggling to figure out why that most pathetic character in this tale isn’t you.
Jose Brown
just kys pal no attention for you whore ass needed
He's an absolute retard for fucking her in the first place. OP should've abandoned this bullshit right away.
Alexander Parker
/thread
Carter Bailey
Enjoy being a dad soon and getting hit up for that child support. She knows where you live, idiot. Rule #1 of Tinder fucking...always go to their place and always use a false name. Fucking rookies. Exceptions for taking a tinder slut to your place are as follows: chick is too hot to pass up or you legit dig the chick
Mason Barnes
Touched a nerve with insecure males I see. At least I didn’t Get raped bus. Smelly drunk slag.
