Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama

Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.

I'm a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!

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who tf still uses discs at this day and age

yes, because all pictures that are posted are from today

If you knew shit you'd know that katana are not superior to other weapons, especially european longswords which will turn your beloved toy into a noodle.
So I call you a troll and recommend you gtfo.

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weeboos are still more normal than wiggers imo

Please tell me more Ken-Sama I crave the knowledge of your teachings and how to your superior intellect

NOT OP but I have to say that the katana would cut the puny european longswords to SHREDS as they are folded upwards of three thousand times (THAT'S right kid, that's 3 0 0 0)

Sword fight?

The summerfag getting assblasted by this pasta

ファーゲット。愚かしいな国にがんばって。

kek how many kimonos do YOU own, phaget? put some respek on Ken Sama's name

Yeah but they were quite garbage weapons. The metal quality was really bad. Also zweihander big dick

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GOOD RUCK< GANBATTE KEN? SAN

Ha yes. How stale is this pasta can’t recall first time I saw it.

Try English ya nip cunt

how original, a peeny white boy insecure that he is no longer part of a dominant race

you go ken sama

>can we get in touch with moot
Thanks for opening that old wound...

omg SO MUCH WRONG WITH THIS POST

>anime fan for you gaijins
don't talk like this, japanese don't like this attitude

>Disgaea, FF, Persona
>implying they aren't weeb games
These are not the type of games japanese play. just what westerners think we play

>kanji dialect
omg

>i own several kimonos
STAHP

I know this is ancient pasta but just now I realized that it's supposed to be a 27 year old trying to get to a high school.

god dammit, Ken!

Someone had to fucking say it.

Reddit

Oh no... please, hold the autism.

yo i fuck with japan persona and final fantasy too but im not a raging faggot who gives up their own culture

>I hope you don't convince some hot nipchan to procreate with you

Been awhile, Kenny. How you been?
Still trying to get in to a high school all these years later?
Cool, cool. Live the dream.

Fuck off newfag

Do what makes you happy, dude. Good Luck!

God be with you!

>I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet,
this is so stupid that I don't even know how to articulate how wrong it is

You know what, good luck man, at least you have a dream, go get it little buddy, you can also get some good jap puss while you're there.

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Well, this is it Yea Forums
>no gf
>family hates me
>poor as fuck
>spent all of my life on Yea Forums
Since you guys have been chill with me, I'll be chill with you.
Live streaming my suicide in roughly 20 minutes. Jp

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Had a dream. This copy pasta has been around for many years.

Na this is real isn’t it? This isn’t pasta lol

Ah yes, my old b

Go suck a viking dick you faggot. Show some respect for Ken Sama.

Can't even move that shit.

This pasta is always good at drawing out the new ones...

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That's now how you use gomennasai.

Katanas are actually super super affective real ones anyway

Which battle neded the sengoku jidai faggot?

Memes aside, if this guy were actually good looking, it wouldn't be cringe-worthy.
Staying true to Bushido, being a stoic, powerful martial artist, and having a grasp on two Japanese dialects is honorabu in my opinion.