celeb thread
Celeb thread
I am up to 350 now
Smoop
>I didn‘t cum today tho, must be one of those pineapple followers, we are legion.
wasn't talking about your cum ... you just stink of it.
time to stat hitting the treadmill
Check em
well I will hold enough faith in him for us both
Is that a Mista cosplay/?
Silent hill lookin place
Stop posting cp neenerfren :D
No lewd! Ofc no lewd! Never ever! Tz
*smoop*
Oh, yeah that could be. Does it attract you?
>>I didn‘t cum today tho, must be one of those pineapple followers, we are legion.
>wasn't talking about your cum ... you just stink of it.
i have no idea, i got these all from /hm/
>Smoop
>I am up to 350 now
>Stop posting cp neenerfren :D
>No lewd! Ofc no lewd! Never ever! Tz
>Does it attract you?
yes ...
>*smoop*
will you say to me, a little rain's gonna come, when the sky can't offer none to me
>Oh, yeah that could be. Does it attract you?
I have a 6 inch cock if I measure from my asshole
Just wholesomeness...I think your new vitamins "pineapple cummies," are having a weird effect on hoomans.
>will you say to me, a little rain's gonna come, when the sky can't offer none to me
tasty!
>>Does it attract you?
>yes ...
Are the balloons dangerous?
A bit, yes
You don't smoop me!
>I have a 6 inch cock if I measure from my asshole
she loves to wear a vibrator in public for me
>Just wholesomeness...I think your new vitamins "pineapple cummies," are having a weird effect on hoomans.
not to me, but I think some may have allergies to the rubber
go to bed, silly head
>tasty!
b-but i don't have to work until tomorrow morning
>go get dead, silly head
FIFY
don't hatin
.....
Why do we have to keep them away then?
Oh, it's this balldrainer again
I thought so, you like pineapple cummies huh?
Before anons started to call me ems, they called me wholesome mc pure.
I think I created something addictive, I will run the pineapple experiment at home to further evaluate the perfect amount of pineapple for the best flavour.
Need a assistant tho
Too late, you can‘t unsmoop yourself
shh shh, close your eyes.
dont cryin
Every time it gets foggy I think of SH
Elle goes to my bed all the time
>I thought so, you like pineapple cummies huh?
Yeah I'm a greedy boy
God you can't even attach a pic you dingushead
Don't call her that
I don't. The last thing I think off
>Need a assistant tho
Are you going to be holding interviews?
n u o
I keep one eye open...
>Don't call her that
>implying I was talking about her
Reminder to report the spammer. Stop letting this cunt ruin threads.
I thought they were....nevermind....
Gotta make sure the spy helicopters don't getcha while you're snoozing.
tongue out for delicious cum, huh?
shes a sucker, alright, if u know what i mean
she loves being fucked in the field. Little elf princess loves it
Ohhh...
I'm dumb, help me
Well that's obviously true
should I make 2L more of coffee? or have I had enough already....
She's a knight, newfriend
>Ohhh...
Jk though, I was talking about her. Even though I know you like it too ...
not a true gamer then
I thought the balloons were just a metaphor
Do it!
she sucks that dick like her life depends on her
looks more like a sword sheathe to me. And by "sword" i mean "cock"
ok, I do not think I need any more, but I will max it
Smh...
Nope
In the song or what I said at the end of the thread?
Not true...
and she gets lots of life-juice out of it every time. Not a drop spilled
more Millie!
More, you say?
mmmmm yes...
May I take a whiff?
You make me cry...
love her tight bod
the spam
Carey Mulligan’s eyes are cock draining
thiccness
does she intentionally tease with those lips?
Absolutely.
Vi von
For now
Lood, you could be a good assistant
My boss was surprising me, had to act fast you dummby mc superdumb
Yes, are you interested qt?
hnnnng she makes me throb
is that the german for he's gone? maybe your big fan worked
look at those gently pursed lips
the director that gets to slap his cock on that face is a lucky man
>Lood, you could be a good assistant
When do I start?
mmmmm I need her to kiss my cock
Did you have to suck his dick again? Told you he is just using you
Twitch language actually, kek
Er ist weg
Would be german
Ems actually useful... Can't believe it
You can work a day for trial, if you‘re a good boi uhm I mean assistant you can stay and help me to find the best cummie flavor.
I'd do anything for her
This is my dream job, I'm very passionate!
Me too, user. Me too.
Would you cut your dicks off?
No that‘s your job
Oki user, sounds good, I start eating lots of pineapple all day so we have a baseline.
I'd do ALMOST anything for her.
Remember when you said we'd laugh about it? I just laughed about it
hnnnng that pic brings me so close
Meh. I wish
Is it weird that I have a boner?
what is twitch language?
ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION
We did? This is serious business I‘m not joking. Move your butt over here, I want to go into production asap
Trips checked
I did. See
I probably would user
Why were you responding to yourself then?
Twitch emotes, kek
Twitch, the streaming website
give me a countdown and a good pic to cum to user...
but then you couldn't cum ...
I might be interested, what does it pay? Medical and dental? 401k? How much time off do I get? And most importantly do I get to drive the candy van?
Getting paid to suck cock?
You would work all day and the weekends
They're all pretty great.
take the time to stop and smell the flowers, you might meet a pretty girl
Hi :got some more celebs here :)
Spred the discord link and join our comunity :)
/Gg4hfBb
she's so pretty.. never seen that one
No user, it‘s okay to get hard by the thought of extracting yummy pineapple cummies.
I can‘t give you all those informations yet, but you get to suck cock and can drive the candyvan as much as you like.
Poopballs for free all day every day
I see, I don't use twitch very much, sorry for misunderstanding
.
Exactly! Wew
I always sniff when meeting a pretty girl
You're a dumb and confus
I'm allergic to pollen :/
Sorry for being a weirdo
As enticing as that sounds I’m going to have to pass for now ems as an assistant. Maybe down the road I I can get some free samples and see if they work.
Thank god, I'm hard just thinking about it, never mind if I was extracting load after sticky sweet load.
I don't think they like that
maybe just stop and look at the flowers, plug your nose if you have to
it's ok, we all are
stroking again
They do!
...
You know those are my major traits, wouldn‘t be me without the dumbness and confusion.
Kek, sure qt
how could you turn down all that cock user?
400....
maybe that is why they do not like me
>plug your nose
Then I breath in from my mouth, pollen gets inside my body, I get the same reaction I always have and I start sneezing. But my nose is plugged so all the pressure from the sneeze goes back to my brain and I die
Why do you want me to die, user?
Whay did I do to you?
Seems promising. I vote yes
I’m good *boop*
Off work today and going to find something to do and stare at lewd moufs all day.
Don't say such things
I bet a lot of girls like you!
Could you fucking not kill vjbro?
Why would you want to kill vjbro? WTF
Roger that, start eating as much pineapple as humanly possible.
Mobile posting owns me.
Don’t kill VJ, that’s a dick user move.
Don’t die,
Good qt, going to visit my dad soon, but in the evening I can give you as much mouf as you want.
Sporty neener is best neener
*head
sorry, I will try to be more careful with my words
I don't think I even know a lot of girls anymore
I hope it's ok if I put some honey and cinnamon on my pineapple slices
I will try not to
It's okay, I will forgive your attempt at murdering me because you seem nice and I think it was not your intention
Well me neither. Only some light contact. That's what happens
For me especially because of the 4 years relationship I had
Have fun today qt. Don’t be a boop sloot.
If you do happen to die, don’t haunt me please.
thank you user, I did not mean to do that
one time in a mall a girl came up to me and gave me her phone number but she ran away before I even saw what she looked like, and then I lost the paper so I couldn't call her
What
The
Fuuuuuuck
user!!!!!!! You total pepega. Next time catch up to her instantly
Ofc, that sounds delicious, maybe it improves the flavor
We both know that nessanon is the local boopsloot, I only boop hand picked qts
No promises, haunting anons might be the only joy in death. Watching them in their daily lives, keeping tabs of each one's weird habits. And occasionally scaring them while their pants are off
We're good. Just promise me you won't bring me flowers when I invite you over
Can you lewdhaunt me please?
can relate
God I wish she'd stop with the fucking nigger nails
that was many years ago now, I don't think there will be a next time....it probably wouldn't have worked out anyways
what would you like me to bring, user?
it is lonely, but it is ok for me, I have made my peace with my solitude
yeah
I'm an introvert too lol
I'm well liked amongst my friends and stuff but I just don't know many single straight girls who attrafct me lol
Why not?
Cause of the special taste you have, buddy
It improves the flavour of what you eat. The other one, not so much
I'll write it down in my afterlife notepad
A box of chocolate is always welcomed
Jj boops are the best.
probably lol
Oh well maybe some cute first year students will come to my uni in september
Crossing my fingers for you
A non smoking goth Row
*boop*
Laters patooty
I think my friends like me, but I do not see much of them anymore
these things never seem to
I will bring chocolates but I cannot eat any
I wanna suck cock for JJ
>I cannot eat any
Is it a diet thing or a health thing?
i make her cry too and she loves it, when it hurts
kina same but mostly school/uni friends
I still have a bunch of friends in like the local fgc and struff I see all the time
Thanks user we can only hope.
Hopefully she plays yugioh too cause that's how I was slightly less awkward meeting ppl at societies lol cause we had to talkt o play the game
u mean "lips"?
That is a qt patootie booty
NEW AND IMPROVED
Did you not have a gf yet?
You are back...
Lmao for real?
I hope she plays MTG, haha