I have breasts like women, but I can't produce milk

My wish is to breastfeed newborns

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Easy, there's pills that help just take like 3-5 aleve

I don't want be tranny but I want breastfeed newborns

BUMP

get pregnant

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the only well minded posts in this thread

Are you a man or just Italian?

Oxitocin

If you shaved them I’d be down to try

upload a video of you playing with them

If you shaved your chest, i'd love to titty fuck your fat juggs.

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where to buy?

THIS

Eat lots of yams
Massage them everyday
Try synthetic Progesterone
And please shave your chest so I can fap to your juggs

From veterinarians or farmers. They use it with dairy cows.

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thanks

shave them and make a video

bump

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Well, this is it Yea Forums
>no gf
>family hates me
>poor as fuck
>spent all of my life on Yea Forums
Since you guys have been chill with me, I'll be chill with you.
Live streaming my suicide in roughly 20 minutes. mU

Live stream link + further explanation:
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Adios mother fucker

all men must breastfeed newborns

Moar moobs!

See you in hell user

This is now a dub/trips thread

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bump for milk

Well, this is it Yea Forums
>no gf
>family hates me
>poor as fuck
>spent all of my life on Yea Forums
Since you guys have been chill with me, I'll be chill with you.
Live streaming my suicide in roughly 20 minutes. kx

Live stream link + further explanation:
a.uguu.se/2auWgZaA0XlA.txt

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OP here, welp, goodbye Yea Forums, sort of all starting to pile up on me, and I think I'm going to end it here.
Recently my brother has came out as a transgender, and has admitted that he has sexual feelings for me. My mother mixed alcohol and pills a couple days ago and shes still in the hospital. My father does nothing but smoke weed all day, and literally watches MLP, and sometimes is into other furry shit.
Everything is just disgusting and fucked up. I'm broke, dont have a girl friend, dont have a job, dont even have a car.

But, since you guys have always been here for me, and have kept me happy, I'll return the favor. I'll be live streaming the suicide in about 20 minutes. Ill be doing it via hanging/asphyxiation. If you have any questions, I'll be happy to answer them within the 20 minutes I have left

Stream link (in-chat just ask for it):
discord
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Also, thank you for always being my favorite board.

~dke

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Dude, you have the best part of a woman's body literally within reach. Just play with them and enjoy them. Also shave your chest, you manimal

It’s been a week and you’re still hanging yourself?

thanks! I would be happy if I could produce milk and breastfeed babies

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I'd suggest taking estrogen pills or something to kick off lactation, but with your obvious case of macromastasia chances are you wouldn't be able to walk by the time your tits finished growing.

I played with nipples everyday and pumped with vacuum pump

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you need a dopamine agonist or an aromatase inhibitor

fuck prolactine and estrogen
fuck serotonin
go dopamine

Holy shit, dude. How old were you when this happened, and do your straight friends squeeze them 'as a joke'?

I dont have friends. They started growing when I was 23 when I played with my nipples everyday and using vacuum pump

Can a doctor just chop em off?

You should transition.

Neither of these drugs would work.

A dopamine agonist would prevent lactation because it reduces prolactin release. Prolactin release is necessary for lactation. You need a dopamine antagonist (usually something like Metoclopramide or Domperidone, though an antipsychotic like risperidone is an option) to cause lactation. No guarantee these will work and might need to be taking them a while, which would suck.

Aromatase inhibitors will dry up your estrogen, but they will not cause lactation.

I don't want. I like them. I want breastfeed newborns

tbh my suggestion was oriented to giving this "man" a normal life again