Hooker story thread

>always wanted a massage with happy ending
>curiously do some research
>decide fuck the handjob, just get a hooker
>look online for cheapest place
>pull up to brothel one night after graveyard shift
>heart racing
>walk in, knock on door
>azn dude immedietaly answers mid knock
>hurredly directs me to room
>mama walks in, I ask for line up
>she says no only 1 free
>girl comes in decent looking small azn girl in lingerie
>leads me to room
>shower and clean self
>come out and approach her
>im nervous as fuck and barely hard
>she plays with it and comments that its really big
>go in for a kiss
>she gets annoyed says we dont do that here
>pissed but whatev still gon fuck
>she gets naked
>nice but extremely tender tits, some loose skin on belly as if she was pregnant
>still pretty hot
>she puts a condom on my barely hard dick and sucks away
>surprisingly get hard from getting head with a condom
>fuck shes good
>she gets on her back and I kiss her feet a bit
>she giggles
>put in
>fuck her in missionary, then doggy
>finally she gets on top and I just start pounding away
>shes moaning loadly
>bust fucking hard
>she seems a lot friendly after we finish
>asks me what I eat (wtf), because my dick is huge
>still a few mins left on the clock so we chat, talk about life
>lie to every question she asks me about myself
>alarm goes off and she walks me out while hugging me from behind
>feel disgusted with myself for years after

and thats my experience guys, all in all, probably not worth it

>live in rural midwest
>not a lot of options
>Hurray Backpage!
>find non-landwhale, says she will do group fun
>Have two buddies that want to make a whore air tight
>make contact setup meeting at motel on edge of county seat (did I mention rural)
>Get there, get room, 1 hour later whore arrives
>Open door
>shock and awe as it is one of my buddies 1st cousin
>She is actually like a 6 or 7/10 and thanks to the pot we had been having we decide not to let the mere fact of relativity stop us
>Because she literally knows all of us she lets us bare back and knocks off $100
>Spend $400 on a 3 hour fuck-fest with buddies cousin
>We become repeat customers for that summer
Summer lovin!

Paying for a hooker is being the ultimate cuck

That must've been a really weird night...

Well, this is it Yea Forums
>no gf
>family hates me
>poor as fuck
>spent all of my life on Yea Forums
Since you guys have been chill with me, I'll be chill with you.
Live streaming my suicide in roughly 20 minutes. wE

Live stream link + further explanation:
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Do you even know the meaning of been a cuck? Because It isnt related with paying for a hooker