Retro fap thread

Retro fap thread

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damn she's sexy. I would go back in time just for her.

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Who are these? reverse is crap.

Well, this is it Yea Forums
>no gf
>family hates me
>poor as fuck
>spent all of my life on Yea Forums
Since you guys have been chill with me, I'll be chill with you.
Live streaming my suicide in roughly 20 minutes. awQ

Live stream link + further explanation:
a.uguu.se/2auWgZaA0XlA.txt

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Reminds me a little of my girlfriend.

Margaret Wallace

Margret Wallace?

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Thanks

*shrieking laughter*

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Well, this is it Yea Forums
>no gf
>family hates me
>poor as fuck
>spent all of my life on Yea Forums
Since you guys have been chill with me, I'll be chill with you.
Live streaming my suicide in roughly 20 minutes. Ll

Live stream link + further explanation:
a.uguu.se/2auWgZaA0XlA.txt

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Jaws always gave me a woody!

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Diana Lee

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Margie Stewart, the only "official" WWII Pinup Girl. Mrs. Roosevelt at the time tried to get that recinded but couldn't get it done.

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damn

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Well, this is it Yea Forums
>no gf
>family hates me
>poor as fuck
>spent all of my life on Yea Forums
Since you guys have been chill with me, I'll be chill with you.
Live streaming my suicide in roughly 20 minutes. ey

Live stream link + further explanation:
a.uguu.se/2auWgZaA0XlA.txt

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Well, this is it Yea Forums
>no gf
>family hates me
>poor as fuck
>spent all of my life on Yea Forums
Since you guys have been chill with me, I'll be chill with you.
Live streaming my suicide in roughly 20 minutes. Nc

Live stream link + further explanation:
a.uguu.se/2auWgZaA0XlA.txt

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Well, this is it Yea Forums
>no gf
>family hates me
>poor as fuck
>spent all of my life on Yea Forums
Since you guys have been chill with me, I'll be chill with you.
Live streaming my suicide in roughly 20 minutes. qu

Live stream link + further explanation:
a.uguu.se/2auWgZaA0XlA.txt

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Always my favorite from Baywatch

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Jo Collins, Playmate of the year 1965.

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I swear tits we’re just over all better pre 2000s

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my wife

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>Retro fap thread
>Posts Britney Spears

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That’s because everyone has flea bites, saggy baggies or bolt-ons, now...

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These threads make me sad because I realize what absolute garbage modern women are, now. There’s babes in this thread that look batter in their 30s than most teenagers, now.

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God damn those tits! You could sink a U-boat with those things!

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These are models. Of course their tits are gonna be nice. Also at the time only the best were photographed. Now days any bitch can show their tits.

I was hoping we’d see some torpedo titties.

>spend an hour edging to this thread
>open this picture and accidentally cum all over my own face
How’s everybody else doing?

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That woman HAS to be insane. Trying to brush hair that long always leads to madness.

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Oh yeah! Rowan

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Lol I’m a dude. You don’t wanna see my tits.
I just know a few women whom I’ve seen try and brush their hair and become incredibly frustrated. Lol.

The tomboy of my dreams.

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I bet she could take a pounding.

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post. boitits. now. (not gay btw just wanna see them boimilkies)

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Man I miss the retro style of tits.

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why did so many women have these pointy tits back then?

because of the bras women wore

Post tits! Post Tits! Post tits! Post Tits! Post tits! Post Tits! Post tits! Post Tits! Post tits! Post Tits!

IMO it was mainly due to how bras shaped women's breasts and genetics.

Also, are stuff up to the 1980's cool to post here?

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that's probably the best shape tits can ever be, why would anyone stop producing or wearing these bras? If my gf wore these pointy bras would her tits change shape over time or does it have to be from a young age?

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Well, the late 1960's saw the rise of the "First Wave" of feminists who burnt those kinds of bras in protest... On top of that, bra tech back in the day could and would actually physically hurt women even if their bras fit well because of how they were made.

As for your gf's breasts changing over time, the sooner you can convince her to wear these kinds of bras the better; Banana tit-shaping bras should make a comeback.

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no reference this
humans wore the same bras for decades so your gf would have to wear the bras over generations, maybe they would be a bit perky, but nothing exactly like in the old days, worth a try i suppose

a bird in the hand, is worth two bushes...

fap fap fap

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The obligatory!

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even if the change will be minimal its still going to be worth it.

Creme Rinse indeed!

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This was Retro for me.

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Quads don't lie!

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Sauce?

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makes me sad because al these beautiful tits don't exist anymore - at least not in that state anyway

Holy shit that looks just like my aunt in her old photos.

nice quads! also, ahh the lovely Tawnee, good times

I have older stuff. Anyone want?

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Fuck was she hot. Lol at the dildo head robot.

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the only wood that didn't float, RIP in peace

Think Laika got fucked before being shot into space?

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Ronald Reagan's daughter.

Why didn’t she shower on the boat that night?
She wanted to wash up on shore!

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RIP in peace?????

rember that one time her husband murdered her and got away with it because Christopher Walken was all "I didn't...see
nothin."

The breasts were also shaped with shims and tape. Setting up each shot took a lot of work.

I ran across Robert Wagner a few days after the drowning. He was partying with friends at Carroll O'Connor's restaurant The Gingerman. Acted like nothing had happened.

Yea

only if they're hairless

She was picked as a street mutt from the streets of Moscow.
She was rather pampered before being sent, and the fucking commies lied us for 50 years saying she was euthanized, with one last laced meal, once the mission was over.
The truth, she died in a hellish oven at the beginning of the mission 'cause a malfunction of the spacecraft. Had to endure 85ÂŞfor more than 2 hours before reentering the atmosphere.
And still we ask ourselfs why we hate the commies?

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>first week in office
>Generalissimo Clownstick von Fuckface signs executive order demanding that every woman in the White House "dress like a woman".
>Also sends out Seal Team 6 to collect intelligence more than ten years old.
>Seal Team 6 encounters US citizen and shoots her in the neck.
>Little Nora spends two hours in agony while she bleeds out.
>Checkmate commies. MAGA!

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Niice... Dawn Wells, aka Mary-Ann

She also had her own cookbook.

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Mary-ann was the correct choice in the Ginger vs Mary-ann debate. While Ginger had her sex appeal Mary-ann aged really well. She, what, late 60's and still looks bangable.

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& Ginger was a stuck up bitch
Everyone on the show hated her
She was replaced twice
Back in the 90's she did a strip club tour

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Check out the old debate from the WKRP in Cincinatti show, Bailey v. Jennifer. My personal favorite was Jan Smithers, Baily.

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Check her out in that old movie Long Island Lolita.

Bailey for sure. Hands down, no question.

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No one really preferred Jennipoo did they? Women like that disturb me, they look like mannequins and smell like chemicals. Bailey was the qt 3.14 nerd everyone loved.

Much better in Embrace of the Vampire

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>based and hnnngggpilled

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zoomers am I right

Raquel. This movie was the flash point of my sexual awakening. And its still fun as a late night cheesy movie

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Goddess

noice

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To them Britney is retro. When out of date is measured in months the distance to retro gets pretty short..

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I'll check that out.

Wait a minute here, that's a Christina Applegate fake.

hell i'd forgotten about this, that was a good fap

Isn't that the Dogon stuff that the flying saucer types love claiming is a space alien?

What??! NO!
Why would someone lie to strangers on the internet?

Mathilda May, space vampire babe

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Nastassja Kinski
To the Devil a Daughter
An ex-gf was really jealous of her given the kind of parts and modelling that Nastassja did.

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before she went batshit insane

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SNIIIIIIIIIIIFF

not faek
from Playboy's Year in Sex issue

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Uhm mods?

BOOP BOOP A LOO!

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The only bad thing is this pic always reminds me of my cousin.

No I'm not sharing any pics.

It's on TCM sometimes.

You’re a fucking faggot

Ahh shutup, I saw that movie on TCM of all places, didn't even know it existed until I saw it there a few years ago.

Uhm STFU

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>vintage
>three prong outlet
>mfw

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She's Still about 14-15 though

No you are

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She was pretty hot in Running Man

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paypal.me/jessycupcake

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37 but whatever

Kino flick tbh

So ban TCM you fuckin' faggot.

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...

Those Earth girls are easy!

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I uploaded the wrong one earlier.

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Is that from the movie where she gets raped by some werewolf or something?

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had a few very good faps to her back in the day

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affirmative

Trips speak loud and clear

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No

Two Moon Junction had nothing to do with werewolves

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Ah, those were the days...

The best part of these classic nudes is that there are no tattoos or stupid piercings

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Yeah I was mistaken from the name. Look into Meridian with Sherilyn Fenn.

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One of my fav pics of all time

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... my friends...
... and many faps were had...
... we blew that spooge...
... again and again and again...

Where'd you get the pic of my old gf?

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Bailey FTW

see Videodrome

No
I don't wanna

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See American Werewolf in London

thank you, kind sir, may I have another?

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>>image limit

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Not with the img limit hit.

Thanks, see