Guys, I'm curious. What have you done illegally and got away with?

Guys, I'm curious. What have you done illegally and got away with?

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Stole a bunch of stuff.

Premarital sex

I used kazaa

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We allowed your mother to birth you.

I used to steal various shit as a kid. Nobody suspected anything but I finally confessed to my parents and have't done anything like that since.

Rob a pharmacy with an axe

Growing £1 million of drugs a month

i was Born,
some have a problem with it,
but im getting along each day illegally away with it

I wounded two guys older than me with broken bottles fighting in a party, I was 17

Had sex with an 11yo girl

went through the walmart "20 items or less" express checkout with 21

one time when i was like 7 I stole 8 XL chocolate bars from walmart and no one noticed

madlad

once i did not raise a hand eventhough i knew the right answer

bmp

Not possible

The average plant yields £1000 a year max, there's not a chance you had 12,000 plants growing.

Nothing mr fbi I wouldnt do stuff like that

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What kind of plants do ukfags grow? In the right environment you could yield like a quarter pound ezpz. Plus plants can be ready to harvest in 3 months if done right so that's 1 pound per plant per year. With 12 plants that's 3 pounds every 3 months making it out to at minimum $8,400 USD or £10,500. So that's like 150 plants all with 3 month harvest cycles, or if he's smart each month he has a harvest cause hes cycling correctly. This is also assuming each ounce is getting at least £125.

Jk misread that as in a year not a month. That is a little extreme.

I let you suck my dick but i'm not gay

bumpz

Downloaded a care. Doctors hate me

Once I walked around London whilst carrying a butter knife.

I stole 23 gallons of propoline frrom a school in my dt area in broad daylight. lol

am a graffiti bomber

I've stolen a few things - food items, a pen nothing big and it was quite a few years ago.

Ur mum

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