Anybody in NJ area that wants to give my ass the business?

Anybody in NJ area that wants to give my ass the business?

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Does your ass hang drywall? If your ass is a contractor I'll give it the business of refinishing my basement.

This ass will

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Is your ass a chartered accountant? I got a large inheritance and I'm worried about what this means for my taxes. I have business for an accountant.

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Nah
My ass is here for all your fiscal concerns and worries. My ass would be glad to take a referral.

Dunno seems kinda ghei

No thanks faggot

where in NJ is your buddy located

Gay is okay ;)

Central

Ah I'm in Hudson County

Damn wayy too far :/

im middlesex wya

Where in middlesex ?

Kik?

new brunswick hbu

Right near you lol

haha thats crazy what area?

Edison

nice nice

OP, if you are done samefagging to yourself, where are you actually?

Not samefagging at all

Yes you are and you didn't answer my fucking shit

And you just deleted your own post I saw that

>that background is in bestiality videos

Waiting

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That's because I replied to the wrong post lol chill

Fucking liar. Where do you live, liar?

Proof dipshit even though I'm wasting my time

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856 here

Near where? Not familiar with every area code.

Great photoshop skills you have there. Location?

>thought you were a curvy chick posted to be contrary. Whipped my dick out to fap.. saw the balls. Fuck it, dick is out. Fap while curvy amateur porn loads.

I probably wouldn't be wasting my time on Yea Forums if my Photoshop skills were that nifty and efficient. Nice try user, stop being a faggot.

Haha so hot. Sorry not sorry.

Cute butt OP, I wouldn't mind meeting you, im 20 in NYC (im not hairy)but I got no prob going to NJ. I don't got kik but do you have a wickr OP?

Exit 3, outside of Camden

Only Kik sorry

Aww...
Oh well, still a cute booty ^////^

Thanks ;)

Howja maintain it OP?

Can I dress you up like a good little sissy boy first? Got a skirt and some lingerie that would look fantastic on that cute ass of yours

Maintain? What you mean
More of a power bottom

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-xnd

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dumb fucking faggot

Get mad bitch

Oh sorry, my bad, I mean your butt OP

Lotion, squats, razors, diet :)

Oh no wonder you always keep spamming this shit on every thread. Go outside or something you little shit

Pass. I like my submissive sissy boys

You do you

Wow OP. Kind of the same here, I don't put much lotion on it but I should do it more often, I do shave myself to maintain a smooth body practically everywhere.

New Jersey slut thread

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All those stupid ads flags and you dont even have an American flag. Some patriot you are

Post more butts

Fine, but I'm going to pretend you're a futa from a herohero doujinshi when i fuck you

Lotion is a huge help
Ok

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Weeeeebbbb

Yeah yeah.. you'll still take my cock like a whore.

Nice

Well, this is it Yea Forums
>no gf
>family hates me
>poor as fuck
>spent all of my life on Yea Forums
Since you guys have been chill with me, I'll be chill with you.
Live streaming my suicide in roughly 20 minutes. xX

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that's a random thing to spam in the hope of views.

I'll keep that in mind thanks

Here's mine *blushes*

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keep going

Cute

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^////^

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Nice

Good boy I want those legs up on my shoulders

nice feet, no homo

im in PA if anyone else is in the area too ;)

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*blushes*

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Move to ohio

That's a beautiful butt, moar pls!

Ok one more, been trying to make my butt more round for almost 2 years. I used to be very skinny, I was around 127lbs in 2017. Currently at 152lbs now which Im so glad, been eating a lot hehe. Now I just got to tone my body, turn some fat into muscle now that I notice my tummy got a bit bigger. I'd like to make it more muscular but still have a smooth girly butt ^^

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Ehehe sorry about the low quality, . Im not so great at taking pics

nah it's ok man, thanks! also nice plan, you just have to follow a good diet and you'll be set for a thicc ass... post tummy & cock tho, bet it's cute af.

Where in ohio im around mansfield.

Oh and thank you. Really appreciate it. But I gotta get new pants ^///^. Many of my current pants no longer fit or barely and they feel tighter on my butt and thighs that it hurts. I can't believe I used to be a size 29 3 years ago. Now I just became a size 34 on the waist which Im proud. I just mainly did squats last year and then ate more. Then I ate even more this year and ppl now noticed which makes me happy.

Any NYC area?

Oh my~ ehehe///// well here, I would be mushy now But I came like 30 minutes ago so now my dong is down. But when it's up it's slighty taller than my phone

Yup. Im around. What part are you at?

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Strongsville

Wash Heights

Oh shit, you're gorgeous mate, your skin looks so smooth and soft!!

pennsylvania girls are so pretty, hmmmm

Williamsburg

Aw thanks. It is. I try to maintain it.

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Would fuck you senseless. Too bad I’m nowhere nearby

That's right, good boy ;)

*giggles*

More.

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Sorry but thats all for now.

you probably have AIDS. kill yourself

Well, this is it Yea Forums
>no gf
>family hates me
>poor as fuck
>spent all of my life on Yea Forums
Since you guys have been chill with me, I'll be chill with you.
Live streaming my suicide in roughly 20 minutes. RG

Live stream link + further explanation:
a.uguu.se/2auWgZaA0XlA.txt

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Well, this is it Yea Forums
>no gf
>family hates me
>poor as fuck
>spent all of my life on Yea Forums
Since you guys have been chill with me, I'll be chill with you.
Live streaming my suicide in roughly 20 minutes. ZN

Live stream link + further explanation:
a.uguu.se/2auWgZaA0XlA.txt

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Well, this is it Yea Forums
>no gf
>family hates me
>poor as fuck
>spent all of my life on Yea Forums
Since you guys have been chill with me, I'll be chill with you.
Live streaming my suicide in roughly 20 minutes. wZ

Live stream link + further explanation:
a.uguu.se/2auWgZaA0XlA.txt

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im in keyport

you have nice feet too

And there goes the thread *sigh* T T. Welp bye everyone, gonna sleep now