You can have one wish granted, but it comes at an equivalent negative exchange.
Post your wishes and we reply with the consequence
Example:
I wish for $2
But you stub your toe
Or
I wish for a Ferrari
But the bank forecloses on your house
If you accept the consequence, you get your wish
I wish to find $20 on the ground outside my house
I think I can outsmart your question here OP.
wish for a permanent hard erection of decent size... are you telling me chicks won’t line up to see that- I’d bet money they’d be lining up to use that
Best with baseball bat and shoes stolen
You can't cum while hard
You trip and scuff your knee, it will look like a nasty wound but won't hurt too much
HAHAHAHA... idk to a lot of people that may very well be a bonus You know how much money you could make from being perma-hard and never busting.
This happens to me anyway I 100% accept these consequences
I don't accept these consequences though
Idk, there's a lot of emphasis on cumshots
I do not accept these consequences however
I wish to have reciprocated love
I want an absolute monster gaming PC rig, top of the line everything
Is also attracts guys, but as well you can never reach Climax but you are always horny
You have spotty internet that's slower than 3g
Done, but they always leave you after a year
Make it to 80 with a 20 year old libido
I'll take that deal. My internet sucks enough as is
Damn that's a hard one, many puppy loves is intriguing
No sex
Yeah... I don’t accept
You won't get laid for the last 15 years of your life
I accept this
I can feel fully rejuvenated with only 2 hours of sleep
I wish I could make my wife happy. She's been depressed for a while and her happiness would mean the world to me
Was gonna say something about her gaining happiness by you breaking up but felt that was too mean
How bout: you lose ALL of your free time because you spending more time with her is what she needs
She finds happiness with another man