Pokebox: dark type edition
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Pokebox: dark type edition
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Anyone else kinda turned on by Mew Two in the armor?
Only in the sense that it's a damn good design
I'm beginning to realize how much of my stuff is zoroark
darknesss
I mean I'm even all that into Pokeymans pr0n, but Zoroark is good. As for the Mew Two thing, yeah it is a good design but there's something about it that tickled that part of my brain. I have a latex fetish and also like racing/moto helmets on (usually kinda athletic) women, so I dunno. Maybe it somehow connected the two in my mind.
Just found this, a fine addition
Holy fuck. im back from work. thanks for being open for buisiness.
evening, box
How's this
Most absol r34 is wack but this, THIS is god-tier
>8 minutes, 27 seconds
Even if a world class diver, that's in-fucking-tense. Aside from the impending guro aspect, I like it!
...and yet I'm super into breathplay with latex. Fucking brain, how does it work??
mega absol is really hot, especially when anthro
No dick version by chance?
nope, only futa version
damn.
futa is not my cup of tea
i only like futa if the art is good
So im at work.
>in the g2 tanks
>more well beheved, obeys rules.
>no cells, open cubicle bunks.
>im doing rounds and catch this dude touching himself over his boxers.
>hes fine looking and his dick is hard and very sexy.
>hes not doing anything wrong because he is not directly exposed so i ignore him.
>his bunk is close to the tv so i stand by his bunk to watch tv, and glimpse from the corner of my eye.
>i catch a few glimpses until i hear the sound of his meat clapping.
>turn to look by habit, we both see each other and i have to do my job.
"Offender put that thing away and put your shorts back on."
>he obeys rolls over goes to sleep.
Later
>tv show comes on love island. Everyone watches that cause its as close as it gets to porn.
>i watch this dude lube his dick with lotion under his shorts (to watch the show properly), i walk right away to not get in trouble.
I spend the next shift watching love island oogling all the guys and girls on the tv. Today was good
Fucking scary ass mongoloids Pokémon sex trade and no eternity zinogre
Good evening Dark and Ethereal
Also, is bumpfriend around?l
My internet sucks even worse tonight, here
I work in a shop and I pulled a rental today that was just pure fucking weights. 4 50 pound bases, 6 color source spots, and get this, TWENTY FOUR FUCKING SHOT BAGS AT 25 A PIECE. so naturally my dumbass put all that shit in a box at the bottom of a ramp. this box got about 4 feet up said ramp then just stopped. I hurt
not 100% sure how I feel about this one ngl
Also request gay umbreon
Define a shot bag?
i am both intimidated and aroused by that tongue
Thats strangely arousing
Oh and hey prison user. There should be some included in my present dump
A bag full of metal pellets, not unlike buckshot
Terrific
Y'all ever have a captcha deepfry all the pictures?
Some good heavy lifting
What do you mean?
I have transcended the need for captchas
But yes, sometimes they come out really funky on mobile
Been a while since anyone said that to me
damn i ran out of absol
yea they weren't that bad individually, but all together they were have as shit
the pictures it wants u to click, captcha yeets the noise level through the roof sometimes for me
Ive never realized how cute anthro absol was. I like this
she really is
"captcha yeets the noise level through the roof sometimes for me"
I don't know why, but that made me laugh pretty good. I know what you mean; it does the same shit from time to time on my normal browser.
You get pretty strong at your job?
Is this a pokemon?
its honchkrow
Anyone got dittos?
>obama_dabbing_sweat_cos_its_too_damn_hot.jpg
This is so hot
I'd like to think so
somebody finally capitalized on zoroark's abilities I never thought I'd see the day
Funny how i only learn new pokemon through porn
yea I gotchu lemme get em from onedrive rq
You fix cars?
honestly i forgot this was a gif and was surprised when i was uploading it
Nah I ship/fix/program lights for theater
im not even porning
i used a honchrow for a while
75% crit chance night slashs are cool
I think its cool how we all come from hard work (or at least i do) we come together and hang out. Like going to to the bar with your boys except everyones the bartender.
I like that outlook
Nevertheless i dindnt know it existed until 2 minutes ago on this porn thread
Prison user. Pokemon box is literally the first thing i do when i open the door to my room
Looks like this never posted whoops
im surprised how much im contributing to this thread. I normally just lurk and request in boxes
This is really cute
I typically have about three hours at home playing vidya, then start box at my normal time.
Exactly. I've been thinking that we could make a discord server, but I assume the topic has already been discussed?
my work sucks
i like pokemon, retired, but miss the glory days
/vp/ is prolly even more garbage than Yea Forums
and Yea Forums is home
usually im s/furing, but that last fur thread i checks was crap, g/fur seemed to die last i checked, so now im here
There is the Pokemon Box discord server. You'll have to ask Keith for the link when he's around.
And we do love you here
Ok but do you work
Neato. I'll be sure to do that, y'all will know it's dark when I join
Your moving on up in the world. Congrats
Well yeah. That comment references after coming home. I work 8-5, with nearly an hour drive both ways.
i think i just had more to contribute this time
Yo bartender. Id like to order a round of bunny butts for the bar
Cool tell us your job
Tell us what you do
Yeah the s/fur I saw tonight was uh...
somethin else
Gotta shower brb
Gay umbreon is great plz continue
dishwasher at a restaurant that never seems to stop.
hour commute on a pedal bike (10 miles) and with summer its going to be in HOT weather soon. most shifts i do are midday to night, so hottest part of the day, against the wind, and then in the middle of the night, tired AF.
what hurts the most..... the amount of food this place throws away, after living a decade modifying you habits and entire lifestyle against the norm to not waste food.
only part of it, but i don wanna talk about it, i havent had many good thoughts all day, last 3 weeks.
not gay but it sure is umbreon
I adore his Umbreon.
Shit dude, it sounds to me like you need a vacation, but I understand from reading that it would be basically impossible to afford one.
Y'all fw Silver soul at all?
>pokeball tongue stud
>everything else
Fuckin yum
Eh?
It's a hentai comic series thing. It's hella good imo. Main character is silver, and she fucks damn near every other character, most of which are Pokemon
yeah kinda
a vacation doesn't seem like my kinda thing.
why go out for a week to just be a tourist (note: the peeps we serve, the humans that throw away all the food, are tourists...) and then come home back the same situation that you tried to leave.
Ive never really been on a vacation, taken breaks, but nothing i would call a pleasure trip.
Is story user here
Oh, I think I know the one. I've only seen it in my mass downloads. I try not to keep comics, because I upload from a pool of images sorted by random, using a client to filter based off of tags. Posting random contextless comic slides isn't something that seems like a good idea.
im starting to run out of dark type cuties
yeah, that pic makes me diamonds
wuddap
Honestly, I don't vacation or take a break the way the words usually imply. For me, it's as simple as picking a direction on a day off and going for a while, finding someplace that looks nice on a map, and then getting in the car or hopping on the moto and just go. I don't do expensive restaurants (gimme decent, cheap food at a local place and I'll clean my goddamn plate) or big sights, traffic, walk around in throngs of other assholes, I just go to get away from all that bullshit. Unplug, clear my head, and ideally do it on the cheap.
Hey there~
Different user. i was a dishwasher for a year and a half before i decided to work prisons. Hospital cafeteria, entire dishwashing room, big industrial dishwasher. Lonely but i did get to listen to my music and i did a great job so i was almost never bothered until more dirty dishes. I get it tho routine can be stressfull and i never took vacation for that same reason. But surely there were thi gs i wanted to do
Oh and i rode 7 miles on my bike through texas heat
I want to have gay sex with an umbreon
Agreed
would you a rock?
Dark's goin to sleep, if Keith or anybody could send a discord inv to givpokeboxinv#6872 , I would really appreciate it. Night y'all
Have fun
Is blue umbreon like a character or something?
If it would rock me
More like this
I might have to go to sleep on this one. Ill stay up for a couple posts if its good i guess.
brush teeth
do final checks around the house, lock doors n such
kitchen is a mess
pot of chicken soup left uncovered
chicken scraps left out blatantly
if ants find them we're going to have ants all summer
housemates...
fuck cleaning up after them
rather live in filth than deal with their shit
night internet friends
I believe Umbreon is blue in it's shiny form. The one specific shiny Umbreon I posted much of in this thread belongs to a particular artist, barglesnatch, or some other name depending on where you meet him on the internet. I've coincidentally seen him in various places.
I'm gonna start winding down for the night as well. I've got my flight back home tomorrow.
And darnit I feel bad for dropping the thread just as you say hi.
oh its no big deal
Well I'll cya later then ;p
anyone for another box?
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