Dubs decides what I say!

I'm legally required to tell all people I contact that I am a sex offender. But, that's behind me. Like I was behind all those kids.

reroll

>57
Re roll

come over and suck my dick then

That's not even a fedora. That's a trilby

Oh shit. Sorry, I thought I swiped left.

show me your titties then

Whaletf you are so fucking ugly bye!

I'm going to spray baby batter all of your milk makers lady.

Take a gif of you dong an actual dong copter and send it to her and be like suck my duck nigward

i deeply regret that it is my unfortunate duty to bring it to your attention that you are above and beyond our maximum standards for looks. You are clearly a 8.5/10 and we only allow 6.5/10 maximum. Your account will be CLOSED unless you reply to this message with your name, phone number, your favorite flower, how many marshmallows you
can fit in your mouth at once (just curious) and if you prefer Chinese or Italian cuisine.This is very serious business and I would advise you not to take my message lightly or you might anger my boss Poseidon, the lord of the seas.

What the fuck kinda name is Damaris?

I'd love to suck a hot, wet fart out of your tight asshole and hold it in like a bong hit, just like mama used to do to me.

Let's see your pussy

Re roll

rr

You wanna come over and fuck? I’m keen as but I gotta go in raw, it only counts if I shoot a load inside your stomach

REROLL

Winrar

boom.

Got a winner

HAHAHAHA

I want to marry you.

Get to it OP

Are you aware that African American's make up 50% of Violent criminals in the U.S. despite only making up 13% of the population?

Why do you figure that is?

Reroll

rr

Hang on a sec, I'm pooping.

DO IT OP

winrar

What is your opinion on niggers?

quick question. Do niggers deserve rights and why not?

Then come over and ride this dick

Roll the dice

W

hahaha

RR

winrar

WIN

OP you fucking queer hurry the fuck up

It's time, OP.

No because niggers aren't human and thus aren't entitle to the same rights as humans are.

Come on OP deliver

Because most of em are poor. You’ve never had to live the struggle fuck off

lmfao. just leave bro.

nobody wants your response, dildo. we're waiting for OP

I'm poor and I don't rape, steal, and commit murder..

Wow you are one chunky monkey!

Oh hai /pol/

Hello

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OP? you there? Herroooooo??

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Did I give u permission to speak to me u incel gimp

No but do I look like I give a shit

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OP is confirmed a faggot

he will deliver we just have to wait

A faggot, indeed.

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maybe if u had a shutup would feel better lovee

Sorry boys I got side tracked

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good op

wtf is that supposed to mean

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eat my fuck bitch

Try to get her to sow her milk makers

Good man

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Lrn2rd

Cope.

Dubs tells me what to say to this other bitch While we wait for a reply

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Show tits for the Yea Forumsros

do the other wins that came along while your retard ass was jerking off

You, my lady, should go and enjoy sum fucc down da stree ami rite nigga

LMFAO fuck this was hard to send

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Damn it we need to see some tits!

send a dick pic and ask if this looks normal without specifying what you're asking about

Choke me mommy, I've been a bad Nazi.

you didnt even say it right. jesus fucking christ.

Sent

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Does your milkshake bring all the boys to the yard?

get the fuck over it, minor spelling error.

>hai /pol/

>in response to a question that asks if niggers deserve rights

Oh shit, OP coming through!

You ever masturbate to your old baby pictures?

Is it normal for the dildo to go all the way in? I'm having a hard time getting it out.

I have 480 matches we can do this all day til we get replies boys

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Hi

winrar

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I like to dress as a pirate while I sleep

Do you have pancake nipples?

You're very pretty.

I just got out of prison, and my parents changed the locks. Can I stay with you?

This is almost as exciting as the Toebros the other day. Can't wait for a reply

OP is based

I'm a male feminist

I am Dr. Bakare Tunde, the cousin of Nigerian Astronaut, Air Force Major Abacha Tunde. He was the first African in space when he made a secret flight to the Salyut 6 space station in 1979. He was on a later Soviet spaceflight, Soyuz T-16Z to the secret Soviet military space station Salyut 8T in 1989. He was stranded there in 1990 when the Soviet Union was dissolved. His other Soviet crew members returned to earth on the Soyuz T-16Z, but his place was taken up by return cargo. There have been occasional Progrez supply flights to keep him going since that time. He is in good humor, but wants to come home.
In the 14-years since he has been on the station, he has accumulated flight pay and interest amounting to almost $ 15,000,000 American Dollars. This is held in a trust at the Lagos National Savings and Trust Association. If we can obtain access to this money, we can place a down payment with the Russian Space Authorities for a Soyuz return flight to bring him back to Earth. I am told this will cost $ 3,000,000 American Dollars. In order to access the his trust fund we need your assistance.

Consequently, my colleagues and I are willing to transfer the total amount to your account or subsequent disbursement, since we as civil servants are prohibited by the Code of Conduct Bureau (Civil Service Laws) from opening and/ or operating foreign accounts in our names.

Needless to say, the trust reposed on you at this juncture is enormous. In return, we have agreed to offer you 20 percent of the transferred sum, while 10 percent shall be set aside for incidental expenses (internal and external) between the parties in the course of the transaction. You will be mandated to remit the balance 70 percent to other accounts in due course.

Would you still date me if i told you i raped 39 children in my hayday?

WINRAR

Hi! Few things to start off with =]
1. I liked you because you're a female gamer, 'tis and awesome thing to see!
2. I'm {insert your name}
3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not like a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D

Are you into speculum octopus insertion play?

Are you 7 years old or an Indian stereotype

I voted for Trump

>my sides

Kek, this
Rolling

This thread would be way better if people were saying stuff that would actually get a response.....

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its not a spelling error degen, it kinda ruined the punchline. now its just edgy. but w/e, youre clearly not the brightest. good try bud. gettem next time.

Dubs of truth

Truth or Dare

Fuck brooo lmaoooooooo

kek

wanna compare penises?

Fuck you

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I am the Master of the Clit. You see this fuckin' face? When you see this fuckin' face you know that I rule that shit. I make that shit work. No one rules the clit like me...I am the CLIT COMMANDER!"

how the fuck does a dude that gets on Yea Forums have 480 matches on tinder? share your secrets.

Me, you, sex.

fuck

I finally found you, you whore. STOP MESSING WITH MY MAN OR I WILL KILL YOU

My dick died. Can I bury it in your butt?

Literally just use a picture of a supermodel. Girls are fucking retarded.

Roll
Why are there no real black priests? As soon as we started calling them "father", they disappeared.

Lmfaooooo

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Do you have small children? My snake is hungry.

good looking, big dick, or rich

Hey op can you do this one for your very next match and then show us?

Before we even get started, I need to know if you're open to being shit on.

Watch Godzilla: King of the Monsters in theatres by Michael Dougherty

I have a scat fetish. Is that something you could be into?

re roll

wow you really are retarded. nice job swiping a fat cunt. you fag cunt

I have autism. Please respond.
I also have a long penis.
I have autism.

Reroll

And the survey says, you're dead

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Hi there, has anyone ever told you that you look like my favourite loli anime?

Sorry that was a joke.
I have autism.

Re re roll

Hey babe, you're cute. Want to get a bite to eat or something?

OP HERE,

I havent gotten one response yet LMAOOOO

Topjej

Have you ever gone ass-to-mouth?

i can fit 7 pencils in my ass, whats your record?

Rolling

Hahaha

roll

Okay, here's our roleplay: I'm Rick, you're Morty.

SUCK MY F*burp*UCKING COCK MORTY

Can you cry on command? Cause I can't cum if the bitch ain't crying.

Pee pee poo poo, your Tinder smells like doo doo, nigga

Hi! My wife recently died so I'm trying to pick up the pieces and find a new one. Are you down?

Would you escort me to a donkey show?

Lmfao this shit made me laugh

Fuck off Redditor

Op is god, gg.

I'm a little tea pot here's my spout

Nice samefagging

Show the replies

rr

I just wanna fuck a fat bitch with dinner plate areolas.

Re-roll

WE GOT A RESPONSE BOYS WHATS NEXT

DUBS DECIDES

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winrar

nah

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how many carrots can you fit in your vagina?

Even though you lost your youthful glow. I'm still interested.

melissa is down for a dickin..

I am texting you while I take a shit.
What are up to?

Wanna hear a funny joke? The cow jumped over the moon xD

do i say this??

Are you tuned on by the idea of funnelling blended feces into your anus by means of a funnel and tube?

well too bad, I'm lactose intolerant.

Oh shit nigha

WINNER
WINNER

WHICH ONE DO I SAY TO MELISSA???

yeah

gottem
do it OP

Please god send this to her

how? That wasn't dubs

i hadn't planned on it, but yeah..send that in response to what she said i guess

Fuck off whore, I like milkshakes that DON'T bring the boys to the yard

Damn it! That was mine on trips! She needs to show those milk makers!

send em both!

Deliver

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This
Suppose that you were sitting down at this table. The napkins are in front of you, which napkin would you take? The one on your ‘left’? Or the one on your ‘right’? The one on your left side? Or the one on your right side? Usually you would take the one on your left side. That is ‘correct’ too. But in a larger sense on society, that is wrong. Perhaps I could even substitute ‘society’ with the ‘Universe’. The correct answer is that ‘It is determined by the one who takes his or her own napkin first.’ …Yes? If the first one takes the napkin to their right, then there’s no choice but for others to also take the ‘right’ napkin. The same goes for the left. Everyone else will take the napkin to their left, because they have no other option. This is ‘society’… Who are the ones that determine the price of land first? There must have been someone who determined the value of money, first. The size of the rails on a train track? The magnitude of electricity? Laws and Regulations? Who was the first to determine these things? Did we all do it, because this is a Republic? Or was it Arbitrary? NO! The one who took the napkin first determined all of these things! The rules of this world are determined by that same principle of ‘right or left?’! In a Society like this table, a state of equilibrium, once one makes the first move, everyone must follow! In every era, this World has been operating by this napkin principle. And the one who ‘takes the napkin first’ must be someone who is respected by all. It’s not that anyone can fulfill this role… Those that are despotic or unworthy will be scorned. And those are the ‘losers’. In the case of this table, the ‘eldest’ or the ‘Master of the party’ will take the napkin first… Because everyone ‘respects’ those individuals.”

55!

Kekkek

the first one and
the next time she responds

Pee on my cock desu

What are strawberries doing on my nipples. I need them for fruit salad.

Rr

Sorry that was supposed to be a joke.
I have autism.
Please respond. You are beautiful.
I have autism.

Just so you know, I'm HIV positive, but I've gone raw in my last 7 partners and they haven't died yet, so you should be fine..

rr

CAUSE YOU MAKE MY BUTT QUAKE OHHH OHH

Winrar

Incase this post achieves dubs, 'we could write here forever and never quite be sure of eachother or we could meet (and fuck?) that way we will know without a doubt if we're a match'

I'm not going to lie your a bit of a joke. That last picture isn't doing you any favors.

OH SHIT

WINNER

MELISSA UNMATCHED BOYS ON TOO THE NEXT

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I have crohns disease and have a lot of splattering diarrhea eve4ry two hours

Rr

Bruh this is the type of shit that gets you v&. Dont use this one. You get a pass

WELL NOW THAT I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION I CAN TELL YOU WHAT IVE BEEN WANTING TO F=GWT OFF MY CHEST I LOVE BIG POO POOS BIG STINKY POO POOS ESPECUALLY ON MY FACE DRIPPING DOWN SMELLING LIKE STINKY WET ROTTEN GARBAGE AND FILTH I BELEIVE JESUS WOULD WANT US AS HUMANS AS HIS CREATION TO EAT POOPOS IN FACT GENISIS 7:17 SAYS GOD SO LOVED THE WORLD THAT HE SAID WE SHOULD EAT LOT OF STINKY SQUISHY SLIMY YUMMY YUM YUM POOPIES I DO NOT WANT TO GO AGAINST THE WORD OF THE LORD SO I WILL START EATING MY POOPIES AS WELL AS THE POOPIES OF MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY I JUST NEED TO CONVINCE THEM TO GIVE POOPIED PANTS IF YOU LOVE GOD MAKE SURE YOU EAT PLENTY OF POOPIES

winner

Hi what’s your nip size?

oh shit

Op do it

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I like women how I like my coffee...... Ground up and in the freezer.

I took a dump in the girls bathroom sink. I had followed a girl in and was jerking it next to the stall with her peeing. I had to poop really bad though so I took a dump in the sink while the hot girl was coming out of the restroom. She saw me with my pants down and me pooping with a hard dick. So embarrassing

Re rerolling for greater justice

There is a god

This bitch was kinda fire too :( ...

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winrar

Fuckin' kek

Rr one last time desu

:D

Look I'm on Yea Forums and all the bros need to see your tits.

I love you OP. You're the cat's pajamas.

Op you got dubs on your own post that means you send what you said in your post to another random girl

replace OP with the bitch's name

HERE ILL DO IT CAUSE U WERE CLOSE TO QUADS

I WISH I COULD KISS TRUMP I WISH I COULD KISS HIS SOFT AMAZING MOIST LIPS I HOPE WE COULD SHARE TONGUE AND MAYBE IC OULD STINK A FINGER ROMANTICALLY DOWN HIS THROAT I LOVE TRUMP SO MUCH HE MAKES ME SO HAPPY I WISH I COULD KISS TRUMP IN REAL LIKE SO YES I WOULD MAKE TRUMP KISS ME IN THIS SITUATION BECAUS I LOVE TRUMP AND WANT TO KISS HIM

Oh man I'm dying

I WISH I WAS IVANKA THAN I COULD KISS AND HAVE ALL THE SEX I WANT WITH MY DAD TRUMP IDK IF ID LOSE MY DICK I WOULD LET TRUMP ME IN THE ASS AS IVANKA I WISH THAT WAS ME KISSING HIM IN THAT PICTURE YOU CALLING ME IVANKA IS ACTUALLY A COMPLETMENTS I LOVE TRUMP SO MUCH
MY POLICIES WOULD BE TO MAKEOUT WITH MY DAD AS MUCH AS I WANT I LOVE MY DAD TRUMP SO MUCH IW OULDNT PAY TO MUCH ATTENTION TO POLITICS JUST FOCUS ON KISS AND PLEASURING MY FAVTHER TRUMP

rr #electric boogaloo

fucking winner

post OP

I am I mentally ill for doing this???

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Is it bad that I came to the thought of fucking monkeys?

no you are perfect :D

youtu.be/4xJCf4uPgK4

This guy is my hero.

Rr

I WISH I COULD PISS ON TRUMP AND HE COULD PIS ON ME I WOULD DRINK ALL OF HIS PEE PEE ESPECIALLY IF IT CAME FROM HIS BIG SLOBERY WEIENER I LOVE TRUMP SO MUCH I WONDER WAT HIS PEE TASTES LIKE PROBABLY HONEY AND CINAMON BECUASE HE IS SO DELIVCIOUS SO I WHOPE SOMEDAY ME AND TRUMP CAN PEE ON EACHPTHER

I bet you were secretly hoping id reply ever since you first saw my pic huh?

Wanna watch me fuck my cat?

TRUMP AND I ARE GOING TO GET MARRIED TRUMP AND I ARE GOING TO GET MARRIED TRUMP AND I ARE GOING TO GET MARRIED TRUMP AND I ARE GOING TO GET MARRIED TRUMP AND I ARE GOING TO GET MARRIED TRUMP AND I ARE GOING TO GET MARRIED TRUMP AND I ARE GOING TO GET MARRIED TRUMP AND I ARE GOING TO GET MARRIED TRUMP AND I ARE GOING TO GET MARRIED TRUMP AND I ARE GOING TO GET MARRIED TRUMP AND I ARE GOING TO GET MARRIED TRUMP AND I ARE GOING TO GET MARRIED TRUMP AND I ARE GOING TO GET MARRIED TRUMP AND I ARE GOING TO GET MARRIED TRUMP AND I ARE GOING TO GET MARRIED TRUMP AND I ARE GOING TO GET MARRIED TRUMP AND I ARE GOING TO GET MARRIED TRUMP AND I ARE GOING TO GET MARRIED TRUMP AND I ARE GOING TO GET MARRIED TRUMP AND I ARE GOING TO GET MARRIED TRUMP AND I ARE GOING TO GET MARRIED TRUMP AND I ARE GOING TO GET MARRIED TRUMP AND I ARE GOING TO GET MARRIED TRUMP AND I ARE GOING TO GET MARRIED TRUMP AND I ARE GOING TO GET MARRIED TRUMP AND I ARE GOING TO GET MARRIED TRUMP AND I ARE GOING TO GET MARRIED TRUMP AND I ARE GOING TO GET MARRIED TRUMP AND I ARE GOING TO GET MARRIED TRUMP AND I ARE GOING TO GET MARRIED TRUMP AND I ARE GOING TO GET MARRIED TRUMP AND I ARE GOING TO GET MARRIED TRUMP AND I ARE GOING TO GET MARRIED TRUMP AND I ARE GOING TO GET MARRIED TRUMP AND I ARE GOING TO GET MARRIED TRUMP AND I ARE GOING TO GET MARRIED TRUMP AND I ARE GOING TO GET MARRIED TRUMP AND I ARE GOING TO GET MARRIED TRUMP AND I ARE GOING TO GET MARRIED TRUMP AND I ARE GOING TO GET MARRIED TRUMP AND I ARE GOING TO GET MARRIED TRUMP AND I ARE GOING TO GET MARRIED TRUMP AND I ARE GOING TO GET MARRIED TRUMP AND I ARE GOING TO GET MARRIED TRUMP AND I ARE GOING TO GET MARRIED TRUMP AND I ARE GOING TO GET MARRIED TRUMP AND I ARE GOING TO GET MARRIED TRUMP AND I ARE GOING TO GET MARRIED TRUMP AND I ARE GOING TO GET MARRIED TRUMP AND I ARE GOING TO GET MARRIED

BIG GAY BLACKS KISSING IN THE CITIDELS DARK FUSION REACTOR

I eat flies?

winner

Have you ever choked on a hot dog to practice choking on dicks?

Rr inshallah

I like to smear mud on my ass and I have a bottle of dick cream

SERIOUSLT WHATS WITH ALL OF THESE SLUTS THIS IS WHY Yea Forums SHOULD BAN WOMEN THEY CONTRIBUTE NOTHING TO THIS WEBSITE OR TO ME HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPSOED TO FIND A GIRLFRIEND IF NOT OF THEM WILL DATE ME BECASE IM UGLY I HATE WOMEN SO MUCH WHY WONT THEY JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE

rr

IM NOT AN INCEL IVE JUST NEVER HAD SEX BECAUSE WOMEN DONT GIVE ME A CHANCE I AM SO TIRED OF WOMEN WALKING OVER ME WHEN EVER I DO ANYTHING NICE FOR THEM THEY TREAT ME LIKE SHIT IM JUST GOING TO GIVE UP AND START TREATING THEM LIKE SHIT MAYBE THEYLL ACTUALLY LIKE ME BECAUSE THEY SEEM TO LIKE GUYS WHO TREAT THEM LIKE SHIT
ID GIVE ANYTHING FOR THE ATTENTION OF A LADY ANYTHING ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD I CRAVE WOMEN SO MUCH YET I HATE THEM EVEN MORE I JUST WISH I COULD CARASS A SPECIAL LADYS BREAST BUT I DONT THINK THAT DAY WILL COME I HATE MY LIFE WHY CANT I GET WOMEN SEX SHOULDNT BE DETERMINED BASED ON APPERANCE FUCK I WANNA SMASH
THEY SHOU;LLD VALUE HOW SMART I AM AND HOW NICE I AM TO THEM AND HOW FUNNY I AM AND HOW TALL I AM BUT THEY DONT CARE BECAUSE IM UGLY I HATE WOMEN THEY ARE SO STUPID THEY NEVER GIVE ME A CHANCE THEY ARE SO SHALLOW WHY CANT I GET A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN

Rr desu

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Roll 2

You ever heard of that guy that saved his cum in a jar with a my little pony toy? That was me.

IVE TRIED IMPROVING MY GROMMING BUT IT IS HARD AND TAKES A LOT OF TIME I DONT HAVE A PERSONALITY DEFECT AND I DO BRUSH MY TEETH YET OBVIOUSLY WOMAN CARE ABOUT MY UGLIENSS MORE THAN ME BRUSHING ME TEETH BECAUSE WOMEN ARE STUPID SHALLOW AND USLESS ONLY FOR FUCKING CHADS TO HAVE SEX WITH
WOMAN DO NOT LIKE ME BECAUSE IM UGLY THEY FLNCH WHN THEY SEE ME BCAUSE THEY ARE SO SHALLOW WOMEN ARE SO HORRIBLE IM NICE TO THEM BUT THEN THEYLL TELL ME TO LEAVE THEM ALONE AND I KNOW ITS BECAUSSE THEY THINK IM UGLY
I DO NOT WANT TO DIE A VIRGIN IDK HOW IM GOING TO GET PUSS BUT I HOPE SOMEDAY ILL FIND A BITCH STUPID ENOUGH TO FUCK I JUST WANT A BEAUTIFUL WOMANS VAGINA AND I DONT WANT SOME UGLY SKANK BECAUSE THAT DOESNT COUNT
FEMALES LIKE BEING TREATED LIKE SHIT I WORSHIP THEM AND GIVE THEM EVERYTHING AND THEY JUST TELL ME TO GO AWAY AND BLOCK MY NUMBER BECAUSE THEY ARE SHALLOW AND ONLY WANT ATTRACTIVE CHADS WHO TREAT THEM LIKE SHIT I KNOW THIS IVE HAD SO MUCH EXPERIENCE WITH THIS
UNLIKE YOU I HAVENT SLEPT WITH ANY WOMEN AND I DONT WANT TO SLEEP WITH AN UGLY WOMAN I AM NOT GOING TO DOWNGRADE MYSLEF TO THAT I KNOW MY WORTH I DESERVE A BEAUTIFUL QUEEN WHO I CAN TAKE CARE OF AND WORHSHIP BUT ALL THE PRETTY GILS HATE ME SO I WILL PROBABLY NEVER HAVE SEX IM SO MAD

Man this could be an interesting starter. Rolling for user

LMAOO

IDK WHY THIS ONE GOT ME DEAD

Hey you forgot about this one!

I want to imagine you having sex with Eric Cartman

ROLL

Rr
Pls dubs, pls

I HAVE TRIED TO IMPROVE MY LIFE I STARTED GROOMING BY BRUSHING MY TEETH BUT WOMEN STILL IGNORE AND AVOID ME THEY THINK IM DISGUSTING EVENTHO I GROOM BECAUSE IM UGLY I HATE WOMEN THEY ARE ALL WRETCHED CREATURES AND HAVE RUINED MY LIFE. BECAUSE OF WOMEN I CAN NOT GET A JOB FUCK THEM
ITS NOT FAIR I DESERVE SEX FROM A BEAUTIFUL WOMN IM NICE AND SMART AND FUNNY WOMEN ARE SO SHALLOW THEY WONT FUCK ME CAUSE IM UGLY I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT
BEACUSE I CANT HAVE SEX WITH WOMEN I NO LONGER HAVE A JOB THATS RIGHT I GOT FIRED BECAUSE OF A WOMAN BECAUSE WOMEN ARE SHALLOW AND WONT SLEEP WITH ME BECAUSE IM UGLY
NO I WILL NOT LOWER MY STANDARDS I KNOW MY WORTH AND WOMEN SHOULD KNOW MY WORTH TOO BUT THEY ARE TOO SHALLOW AND STUPID TO UNDERSTAND I DESERVE A BEAUTIFUL LADY NOT SOME DUMB SKANK ALSO I DO THINK WOMEN OWE ME SOMETHING AT LEAST THE ONES IVE BEEN NICE TO, BUT THEY JUST AVOID ME AND TELL ME TO GO AWAY I DONT TREAT THEM LIKE OBJECTS BUT I WILL STOP BEING NICE TO THEM SINCE IT GETS ME NO WHERE

Winrar

I want to back and forth with you forever. I’ll poop in your butt then you’ll poop the poop back in to my butt and we’ll do that forever

Molest me like how I molested those three children last week ;)

rr

reroll

OP deliver

WHY DO I HAVE TO LOVE WOMEN WHY CANT I JUST BE GAY I HATE WOMEN SO MUCH THEY ARE THE REASON I LOST MY JOB BECAUSE THEY DIDNT LIKE ME ASKING THEM OUT BECAUSE IM UGLY FUCK YOU WLADIES OUT THERIR THEY OWE ME A JOB AND SOME SEX
IM NOT AN INCEL WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT BECUASEI KNOW MY WORTH YET WOMSN WONT SLEEP WITH ME BECAUSE IM UGLY I DONT DESERVE THAT I DONT DESERVE TO BE TREATED LIKE THAT ESPECIALLY BECAUSE IM SO NICE TO THEK
NO IT REALLY IS THEIR FAULT I DONT HAVE A JOB THE WOMEN AT MY LAST JOB GOT ME FIRED BECAUSE I WAS TOO UGLY FOR THEM THEY WERE ALL FUCKING SKANKS ANYWAYS WHO HAD CHAD BOYFRIENDS I WAS JUST TRYING TO SHOW THEM SOMETHING BETTER SOMETHING NOT ABUSIVE BUT NO THEY ALL JUST LIKE BEING MISTREATED BY THEIR CHAD HUSBANDS
I KNOW MY LEGUE AND I KNOW IM WORTH THE ATTENTION OF A BUEATIFUL FEMALE BUT FEMALES ARE SO FUCKING SHALLOW AT LEAST MOST OF THEM THEY SHOULD GIVE ME ATTENTION AT LEAST ITS NOT MY FAULT MOST WOMEN ARE SLUTS

I really like ice cream. Like reeeeaaaalllyyy.. I fucked a ice cream once. It was cold on my peener.

winner

CUNNY I FUCK UNDERAGE KIDS AND I LOVE BBC HOW ABOUT YOU MY DEAR SEX SLAVE?DO YOU ALSO BROWSE /POL/ AND Yea Forums

roll

I did it for curiosity too

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winner

So..... You gunna just match with me, or are we gunna fuck?

I CANT JUST ASK A GIRL OUT BECAUSE I KEEP TRYING THAT ANDTHEY ALL JUST TELL ME TO LEAVE THEM ALONE WOMEN HATE ME BECAUSE IM UGLY HOW IS THAT MY PROBLEM
IM SMART AND NICE AND FUNNY SO THEREFORE IM WORTH THAT OF A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN BUT FEMALES ARE SO STUPID THEY JUST AVOID ME BECUASE IM UGLY BEFORE GETTING TO KNOW ME

BOYS WE HAVE A REPLY LMFAOOODOSII

DUBS DECIDEs

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I'm actually a grandson of Mswati III. I am having some trouble moving some money. Are you down to help?

WINNER!!!!!!

NVM SHE UNMATCHED FUCK

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winner op

Tell them mark is a gay name

winner

lol. fucking lib tards.

Fucking dumb bimbo

except it's not nonsense. It's facts. Negros are animals.

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my fuck has to go somewhere, we wouldnt want it going to an innocent bystander

I shove milkshakes up my uethra

OP fucking deliver already Jesus fuck

You're so hot.. I bet I can fit your cock in my mouth. ;)

You be looking kind of like a linebacker, I like that

“ouch! Poop is coming out between my slimy buttcheeks buried between my thicc thigse.”

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Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy ;) nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~

give this gentleman a reroll

this

THIS

I have propane in my urethra

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does trips count?

FCK YEH BROTHER IM WITH YOU FUCK THE SYSTEM THEY TOOK AWAY MY KIDS ALL BECAUSE IM GOING TO FUCKING PRISION THEY ALSO FUCKED MY MOM OVER BECAUSE MY SISTER LIED AND SAID SHE STOLE HER CAR AND FUCK THE SYSTEM THEY KEEP GOOD PEOPLE LIKE US DOWN

Donkey Kong is more beautiful than you, (insert name here)

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re-roll for my post

WAIT SHIT THIS IS TINDER NOT GRINDR

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On a scale from 1 to 10.. 10 being pancakes. How big are your nipples?

re-roll for my post...

Shut the fuck up nigger

My responses are being predetermined from 4chans /b random board

ARE YOU LITLE DICKY????? OMG IVE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU FOR A WHILE I LOVE YOURE MUSIC IM YOUR BIGGEST FAN LIL DICK REMEMBER ME ??? WHY YOU FUCKING IGNORE ME WHEN I THREW MY SHOE AT YOU I WAS TRYING TO GET YOUR ATTENTION AND YOU WERE IGNOING ME AND WOULDNT TAKE PUCTURE SO I THREW MY SHOE AT YOU SO YOU WOULD BUT YOU JUST RAN AWAY FROM ME WTF LIL DICKY THATS NOT HOW YOU TREAT FANS YOUR FUKING WORSE THAN AREANA GRAND REALLY DISAPOINTED ME AND NOWMY CHILDREN WILL NO LONGER HAVE A FATHER BECAUSE IM IN PRISON

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I hope to one day sell propane, if my grades are good enough

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Ppl say I remind them of cartman.
I have autism and I am fat.
You wanna fuck?
Pls respond.

winner

Off by one

AH LUV YOU COCK WAFFLE!

I started taking viagra for erectile dysfunction, but now I just eat it for the taste.

winner!!!

get out.

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You can fuck right off onto my 1/2 inch cock

I came here just for the tits.

So you wanna comppare dickpics?

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are all these spammers glowing, or what's the deal with the flood of them recently? anybody know what's up? just another stupid meme?

Lmaoooo

...

Dude thats my girlfriend

Will you show me your feminine penis?

Here's a free reroll

Oh bae you are so cute I have jerked it to your pic so many times that numinous but dust cums out for realz

ITS JUST ONE PERSON, ME :D

Rollin

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BOYS WHAT DO I SAY???

Dubs DECIDES

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THIS REALLY HAPPENED ITS IN THE BIBLE THAT SATAN WOULD DO THIS MICHAEL JOCKSON AND BEYONCE ARE A PART OF THE DEVILS CLUB THATS WHY I DONT LET MY CHILDREN LISTEN TO POP MUSIC ONLY Z88.3 POSITVE HITS RADIO STATION PLEASE LISTEN GUYS DONT LIKSEN TO MICHAEL HE IS EVIL HE LOVES KIDS AND DOES BAD STUFF AND TRYED TO END THE WORLD LIKE SATAN WOULD IN THE BIBLE BUT HE DIED SO THAT DIDNT HAPPEN I THINK BEYONCE WILL DO IT NEXT IM GLAD YOU MADE A SOG ABOUT THIS MY CONGREGATION IS CURRENTLY LEARNING ABOUT MICHAEL JACKSON AND HIS NEGATIVE PRESENCE IN CHRISTIANITY HE WANTED TO END CHRISTAINS AND MAKE ABORTION LEGAL BECAUSE HE NOT ONLY RAPE KIDS BUT WANT KILL THEM TOO HE BAD LIKE SATAN I THINK HE IS SATAN MY

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shut up nigger. you know you don't have a girlfriend.

HOT DOG WE HAVE A WEIIINER!!

OOPS I FARTED AGAIN I PLAYED WITH MY BUTT GOT LOST IN THE FUMES OH BABY BABY

Are you Eric Cartman?

I only match with you, cuz you look like my wife...

you horrible cunt,

BANANA
SLAMMA

Because you seem like a psychopath and I’m into cuck fetishism

Found this most suitable

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because I you two have similar body types. It makes me hard just thinking about it.

Cause your fat hambeast looking ass can't get anything else.

I WANT PRIVILEG IM TIRED OF OLIVE GARDEN TRESPASSING ME BECAUSE MY KIDS RUN IN THE KITCHEN AND SMEAR POOP ON THE CHAIRS ITS LIKE THEU NEVER HAD KIDS THEY DONT UNDERSTAND

So I can see who's titties are bigger.

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Winrar

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THIS IS NOT PLANTS VS ZOMBIES THIS IS TINDER,BUT HEY YOU STILL LOOK LIKE A ROTTEN ZOMBIE THAT I WANNA PUT MY PLANT POLLEN IN AND SPREAD MY SEED
YOUR TOMB TITS DONT COMPARE TO MY CARROT COCK AND MY AMAZING ROCK HARD CABAGE BALLS IN THERE LETTUCE BALLSACK.

I've always wanted to have sex with Eric Cartman..... Will you be my Eric Cartman?

If she stays after that she's a keeper

Im a pedophile who puts my semen inside candybars

First time i start seeing you i started doing it. And then you send her this picture

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I wear lipstick to feel what you feel being oppressed and harassed by sexist men

AWWWWWW THIS IS SO CUTESY WOOSTY POOTSY OOWIE OOWIE SERIOULSY SO CUTE I CANT STOP BLUSHING THANK YOU FOR MAKING THIS OOBIE WOOBIE OOGY GOOGY

Look. I just want to share your tits with horny fucks on Yea Forums

nice

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No man thats madison she said she was waiting till marriage

You wanna get together and huff gas and push down old ladies?

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Omg boys this bitch is really trying to pursue. I feel terrible lol

OP always delievers that

RESPOND TO THIS WITH DUBS AND IT WILL BE THE DECIDING POST

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I accidentally came in my fish tank

I LOVE YOU SOOOOOO MUCH WE SHOULD HANG OUT SOMETIME IM YOUR BIGGEST FAN IT MAKES ME THINK ABOUT TIME TRAVEL AND IT TOOK YOUR 10 YEARS THAT SHOWS YOU PUT YOUR BEST EFFORT YOU SHOULD SLIDE INTO MY DMS LOLOLOL IT MAKES ME WANNA POOP TURDS AND DIARRHEA ALL OVER THE DANCE CLUB AND FART POOTIES OOF GREEN DIARHEA OOFER GANG WHERE WE AT BABY

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I want to back and forth with you forever. I’ll poop in your butt then you’ll poop the poop back in to my butt and we’ll do that forever

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Rollan

This

I have diabetes. It took two of my toes. Am I a fucking joke to you? Fuck this. I'm out. Dumb ho

Send a link to this thread

AHAHAHAHAHAHA FARTTTTTTR HAHAHAHAHAAH POOTY :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) SO FUNNY FART IS REALLY FUNNY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA TOOT AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHHA BRAPPPPPPPPP

No. I'm serious.
You look like a Jesus killing Jew.
We gunna fuck?

I have propane in my urethra

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Show me your tits

roll

this

Fuck he was so close to trips

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I like to go to funerals and eat roasted salty peanuts to lighten the mood from the sound of silence

bitch was fire OP is faget. no loss.

I can't see who built a skyscraper but that just doesn't just mean it's always been there. Looking at something so much more intricate how can you for one second believe we're just here randomly. The second law of thermodynamics basically states that the universe had a begining.If the universe had a start then Who started it.A tornado can't go through a trailer park and drop out a Mercedes on the other side lol Open your heart and believe and know that there is a better place out there . If the earth ends tomorrow or if it last millions of more years we will all stand before The King Of All Creation. Make darn well sure you've accepted his son Jesus Christ before the day comes .Even if it's on your death bed or with the last breath you take or even if it's only in your head you tell Him. You wouldn't go to trial without a lawyer right.God is a Creator and Inventor.Not a magician on a cloud.Hawkins believed in parallel dimensions.Isint that what heaven would be?Musk believes we are in a simulation.Isint that what this place would be? A program wrote by God.Just like with every two sided debate ,the answer is somewhere in the middle. It's a lot like you have two bags in front of you .In one is a black mamba and in the other there could be a black mamba but there also might be a billion dollars. Would you go just right for the one you know had the snake or would you go for the one that may have the money . The money right So why not accept Jesus and at least take the chance Everything to gain nothing to lose God bless you

Roll...

I bet your pussy smells like cabbage.

GET

Show the Boyz on Yea Forums your milk makers.

I get pussy it’s all good user

O got dubs for him op, that means you need to fulfill his wishes of sending a link to this thread

When Jason was at the table
I kept on seeing him look at me when he was with that other girl
Do you think he was just doing that to make me jealous?
Because, he was totally texting me all night last night
And I don't know if it's a booty call or not
So... like what do you think?

Don’t call me a liar you fucking whore

Please send boobie pics, i need them please send them, send boobie pics. I will send pee pee pics. My foreskin hasnt fallen off yet but it will soon i promise

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID FUCKING WHORE I WILL LITERALLY CRACK OPEN YOUR SKULL AND SHIT IN IT I WILL GOUGE YOUR EYES OUT AND FEED THEM TO YOU WHILE I SKIN YOU ALIVE

WINRAR

Because my dubs was ignored. "Show feet"

My dearest Madison.
I’ll tidings from the front line I fear. The enemy have encircled our camp, and our supplies dwindle....we may not make it to months end if our damnedable luck continues in such a fashion.

Send nudes.

Not happening

( . ) Y ( . )

How about u pop out those money makers and give em a jiggle for ol cartman

Me and my cousin touched peeners when we were little. I still get hard thinking about it.

Rr

So what now? You down to fuck?

yeah

*ill tidings

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Fuck it rr

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Dubbbb

One day i get dubs

Do u wanna be my chunky monkey?

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OP here, this shits actually pretty firee

Fuck

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