hey dudes im really under the influence of weed right now, a qt.3.14 from my CS class gave me her number for a group project, dubs decide what i text her
Hey dudes im really under the influence of weed right now, a qt.3...
“hey bitch” we should start simple
Hey bb are you columbine? Because I'd love to shoot a bunch of kids inside you and hope none come out alive
wanna come to mine and shit in my mouth
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Time 4 sex
i just finished the project
I'm afraid my penis might fall off. I had sex with a cheap hooker last weekend (needed to lose my virginity) but now my dick is starting to lose feeling and turn black.
" I know we're working together but I'm legally obligated to tell you that I'm a registered sex offender. Now that's cleared up, let's do this project and see where it goes from there"
don't be sad, little one, Daddy is here
Hey. I just started the project. Can I finish on your face?
Send nudes, you fucking whore.
if you under the influence of drug, buy me a steam game
kek. roll
Good’ay madame,
Greetings and Salutations. *tips hat*
I wish to serenade thee and enjoy some scrumptious hors d’oeuvres
nigger
Send nudes
i need your pee
Roll
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEÉ
Baby are you a motherboard?, Cause I'd "RAM" you all night long
Not doing that. Rolls do not count
winrar
Dubs
gay
>my dick is starting to lose feeling and turn black.
Harambe deserved it, unlike Hitler
I know we're working together but I'm legally obligated to tell you that I'm a registered sex offender. Now that's cleared up, let's do this project and see where it goes from there
I'm a 78 year old war veteran that served in Vietnam. A closeted homosexual.
I remember back in the sweaty summers of 1968... When we slept in the barracks, Ohhh did shit go down. My entire platoon would suck eachother off. So hot. To this day, 50 years later, I still jack off my Pringles can sized penis thinking about it
can you suck an egg while i record
Just so we have this out in the open, you're doing most of the work while I think about your ass
WINRAR
I know we're working together but I'm legally obligated to tell you that I'm a registered sex offender. Now that's cleared up, let's do this project and see where it goes from there.
AHHHHHHhhHHHHHHHHHHhHHHH
Thanks for rolling for me bro. I liked the "go from there" because then it puts it into her mind op considers it a date
Femanon here.
Don’t text anything unless it’s about the project. Don’t be fucking weird. Establish a relationship in person before texting as friends — doing otherwise shows you’re a beta ass cuck
waiting for a response
The raging boner pic you send her might just not offend it may also get you to lay said bitch.
this ones legit
Lame
Ahahahahahahbahahaha
Well, it's not a roll
If that's still a no, start off nice, "Hey... There's something I have to tell you..."
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Lol fakest shop or replacement text ever. The iPhone does not/has never used this font for messages.
lol ur gay, do it for lulz
SHIT!
Can confirm
Ok, I'll go out on a date with you. Are you ok with dragon dildo strapons?
order me a pizza, bitch
his battery is also still on 92%
fo sho
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let us have fun with this OP
>Male user here
Do you see how stupid that sounds? Keep your vagina off the internet, whore.
Funny thing is, you can just text the message to yourself and then delete the extra one to fake it properly. Really quick and easy, and 100% convincing.
OP is a retarded faggot
I would if the message wasn’t fake. Kek.
its probably a tranny. just ignore
OP is a faggot
Abandon thread
The font looks the same to me...
I know we're working together but I'm legally obligated to tell you that I'm a registered sex offender. Now that's cleared up, let's do this project and see where it goes from there"
On this site, it’s implied you’re a 16-40 yo male unless it is stated otherwise. Do you see how stupid you sound, whore? Kek
Tits and timestamp you fat fuck
Tits or gtfo
Tits or the doggo gets it
next dubs decide
Wait a second, screenshots always say screenshot_xxxxxxx.jpg
will you sell me your bath water
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
*send a dick pic*
you looked like my last victim and im remembering the good time i had with her
There’s no delivered receipt
WINRARRRRR
you have to now
Olivia, I just want you to know....through the thick and thin and despite my past raping kids and all that good stuff, I really care about you and hope our relationship flourishes and I'd love it if u introduce me to your friends kids so I can prove I only fuck kids with their consent
I've been watching you for a long time, olive
check em
It's you'r classmate but i like your socks too
This is [insert your first name here]
Again, I'm sorry if this is awkward, but I have no idea how I was supposed to know she was 14 lol
lets see your dick, op
DOUBLE DUBS
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>Olivia, I just want you to know....through the thick and thin and despite my past raping kids and all that good stuff, I really care about you and hope our relationship flourishes and I'd love it if u introduce me to your friends kids so I can prove I only fuck kids with their consent
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>>Olivia, I just want you to know....through the thick and thin and despite my past raping kids and all that good stuff, I really care about you and hope our relationship flourishes and I'd love it if u introduce me to your friends kids so I can prove I only fuck kids with their consent
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>>>Olivia, I just want you to know....through the thick and thin and despite my past raping kids and all that good stuff, I really care about you and hope our relationship flourishes and I'd love it if u introduce me to your friends kids so I can prove I only fuck kids with their consent
I'm shy... but I'm the cute boy you gave your number to for the group project :sweat_smile: *coy smile* *sheepish grin*
im not doing that
it shouldn't be
Send it
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>>>>Olivia, I just want you to know....through the thick and thin and despite my past raping kids and all that good stuff, I really care about you and hope our relationship flourishes and I'd love it if u introduce me to your friends kids so I can prove I only fuck kids with their consent
Just send any picture of a dick
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>>>>>Olivia, I just want you to know....through the thick and thin and despite my past raping kids and all that good stuff, I really care about you and hope our relationship flourishes and I'd love it if u introduce me to your friends kids so I can prove I only fuck kids with their consent
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>>>>>>Olivia, I just want you to know....through the thick and thin and despite my past raping kids and all that good stuff, I really care about you and hope our relationship flourishes and I'd love it if u introduce me to your friends kids so I can prove I only fuck kids with their consent
then fuck off. why even make a thread like this if you're going to puss out?
Then send her this and write this is what im doing when i think about you also im doing it right now
I will rape you, you fucking whore
Show the peen op
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>>>>>>>Olivia, I just want you to know....through the thick and thin and despite my past raping kids and all that good stuff, I really care about you and hope our relationship flourishes and I'd love it if u introduce me to your friends kids so I can prove I only fuck kids with their consent
how the fuck you gonna say "dubs decides what I send her" and then not live up to your end of the bargain.
OP is a faggot.
Do that what user says
are you trying to confess to something?
listen to this guy
Dick pic or op is a faggot
I warned you cunt
Tits or the doggo gets the shovel
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>>>>>>>>Olivia, I just want you to know....through the thick and thin and despite my past raping kids and all that good stuff, I really care about you and hope our relationship flourishes and I'd love it if u introduce me to your friends kids so I can prove I only fuck kids with their consent
WINRAR
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>>>>>>>>>Olivia, I just want you to know....through the thick and thin and despite my past raping kids and all that good stuff, I really care about you and hope our relationship flourishes and I'd love it if u introduce me to your friends kids so I can prove I only fuck kids with their consent
inb4 OP is in the county jail and then arraignment. LMFAO. OP better delivRAR
I declare this thread a total bait
This
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>>>>>>>>>>Olivia, I just want you to know....through the thick and thin and despite my past raping kids and all that good stuff, I really care about you and hope our relationship flourishes and I'd love it if u introduce me to your friends kids so I can prove I only fuck kids with their consent
I want to sniff your panties
Send her your fucking penis OP
TRIPS YOU HAVE TO DO IT
Sorry, that was a bad attempt at humor this is [insert your name here] from [insert class name here].
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>>>>>>>>>>>Olivia, I just want you to know....through the thick and thin and despite my past raping kids and all that good stuff, I really care about you and hope our relationship flourishes and I'd love it if u introduce me to your friends kids so I can prove I only fuck kids with their consent
The funny thing about this is that since OP hasn’t posted a dick pic that means this is real and he actually did this to poor old olivia
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>>>>>>>>>>>>Olivia, I just want you to know....through the thick and thin and despite my past raping kids and all that good stuff, I really care about you and hope our relationship flourishes and I'd love it if u introduce me to your friends kids so I can prove I only fuck kids with their consent
just stop it youre embarrassing yourself
listen to this guy
dubs
You look nice tonight. You should wear that outfit more often.
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>>>>>>>>>>>>Olivia, I just want you to know....through the thick and thin and despite my past raping kids and all that good stuff, I really care about you and hope our relationship flourishes and I'd love it if u introduce me to your friends kids so I can prove I only fuck kids with their consent
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>Olivia, I just want you to know....through the thick and thin and despite my past raping kids and all that good stuff, I really care about you and hope our relationship flourishes and I'd love it if u introduce me to your friends kids so I can prove I only fuck kids with their consent
Another Femanon here.
Don’t be a boring bitch get the fuck off of Yea Forums and get on reddit if you’re gonna be this lame
are you retarted? you must be retarded.
Winner
i love you
tits?
SEND UR PENIS
Hello. This is the FBI, your computer is infected with a virus. Please send us $200 in bitcoin so that we may take the necessary steps and clean your system. This is not a scam!!!
Nigger man, Olivia, I just want you to know....through the thick and thin and despite my past raping kids and all that good stuff, I really care about you and hope our relationship flourishes and I'd love it if u introduce me to your friends kids so I can prove I only fuck kids with their consent
J/k Olivia sorry
reroll
anal penis.
OP is gona and was a faggot like always
it's me, from class. But don't worry, that's all behind me now
Just like I was behind those kids...
beans
reroll
winrar
I cackled
Dude, tell her you were trying to crack a joke but on hind sight it was shit. Tell her your name and that your in that class.
Quit fucking around. Bitch will send yo ass to prison.
You wanna get butt fucked by Bubba? No. Quit being a dumbshit.
aminal crossing
Niggers tongue my anus
beans 2
WINRAR
DO IT OP
its all fake so it doesn't matter
I have a micropenis
sushi fart
undertale
I have been shitting blood for the past eight days, Olivia.
OP is a faggot just writing post he likes.
If this gets dub write:
Next time i see you i will stand behind you like i was behind those 3 kids
Her name is Olivia, and i've been watching her for a while. She's in my class and i'm really thinking about drugging her and selling her.
rolling epic style
rollerino. topkek
Do it faggot
Write: "No dude, Olivia is a total slut. No matter what I say, she has to fuck me"
And then immediately follow that up with: "Sorry, wrong person.."
reroll, this is funny
Trips!
do it OP
im not Lucas he is a Chad in our class
Is it normal for the dildo to go all the way into the ass? I'm having a hard time getting it out.
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yea babe. sup?
c'mon OP, you know what we want.
That fucking awsome reroll
OP I AM BEGGING YOU
No this isin't Lucas but he said he will give me your number if i help him with those kids
>being gay is perfectly normal and not at all degeneracy
why'd you delete the pic?
reroll
Those kids? Those kids.
You gave me your number, you forgetful cunt. Now come over to my place so you can work on the project while I blast your buttcheeks.
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OMG do you have weed?
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no im [real name] you gave me your number for the project remember?
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Hitler did nothing wrong
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it wont happen
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Lol it's the jar ass guy. His jar collasped and was crushed by his anus resulting in broken shards of glass to be his most "painful penetration"
Come onnnn dubs
Niggers like watermelon.
reroll
I hate silly little niggers like you Olivia
REEEEEroll
Niiiice
winrar
OP fucking deliver, they're have been multiple dubs
Choke me mommy I've been a baaad boy.
Hey girl when we back in class how about you sit beside me so we can talk easier?
op must be dead.
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BUSTED YOU FAGGOT
fake.
>Name
OP is a faggot
can't even fake it what a shitty op
He got us boys
OP truly is a faggot.
No, we are. We should have listened to the user that said if they were screenshots it would've said so in the file name.
Just assume that 95% of these "Dubs decides what I say teehee!" threads are fake, you all are delusional if you think otherwise
I'm already on a new one and had hope aw
But makes sense