Waifu churro

waifu churro

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my grandpappy fought for the USSR, i think!
i have a photo of him in his uniform somewhere. if only i had his uniform, too, heh.
oh yeah, that sounds familiar... i think

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Claiming Akame's claimer ^^

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Fucking nigger faggots everywhere.

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Nigger faggot, tfu.

oh it was with you? i really dont remember ><
i played that a long time ago but i havent played it recently no
no you :)
yeah well i guess i did stopped pretending.
im not sure yet.. i kind of depend on someone for what's coming next

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Nigger faggot, tfu.

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You depend on someone?

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Nigger faggot, tfu.

Maybe one day when my opinion of anime games changes.

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I want to marry Satori
youtube.com/watch?v=9yP2_ljagGI

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yea we tried doin a ror game with a bunch of people, was you, me, earlover, and i think hitagi, cant remember who else

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damn dude get a fucking job already

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Aegis claimed.

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Ahaha so how is your countdown?
youtube.com/watch?v=1pbC6LUj0Go&list=PLs_PyHMnGtUECpN44jiT5wzLSNUhl_4VS this show

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Nigger faggot, tfu.

>Not a new IP.
Nigger faggot, tfu.

Works on my machine :^)

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she probably knows already user
nice claim

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Nigger faggot, tfu.

Alguien dijo CHURROS?!!!!

uh huh

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Wait. He's actually right.
But still, Nigger faggot, tfu.

You mean 3 days left?

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Nigger faggot, tfu.

Are you retarded?

Why don't you post anymore!!!

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risk of rain :P

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Nigger faggot, tfu.

What does that mean?
You're looking to room with someone?
Did you find a special someone?

Looks like u are the new sono, huh sis. get rekt I guess ^^

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I'm cookin, so there might be delay in messages.
Ahaha such a lewdie, even trying to count down when my health may be better.
Anyway, all things aside you have some good taste.
Aha, Citronella has made mistakes while drunk before. I have even been proven not to be Sono, but I guess I am Sono now? Hahahaha. NF-user is funny sometimes.

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Nigger faggot, tfu.

Aren't you the mordred user who kept sucking his dick?

i do now!!
oh.. right ><
uh huh
uh huh
uh huh

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Nigger faggot, tfu.

Oh that's great news
Where did you meet them?
How long has it been going on?

You aren't the first that was mistaken for sono. Luckily I like sono so we can keep being friends.
Who's dick am I sucking again?

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I missed you onee-sama~

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Nigger faggot, tfu.

so if you havent been playing much vidya then what have you been up to?

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sono and his drones of orbiters, yourself included

Yep. It's whatever. I won't bother responding to it. Hell, Cit will realize they made a mistake, or just rage at the fact I called out their mistake and spam me anyway. Either way they won't get the reaction they desire from me.

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Nigger faggot, tfu.

did you guys fuck

>Implying nigger faggot fucks anything other than his hand kek

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Nigger faggot, tfu.

im not telling that much to a random mystery man -w-
i missed you too cute
just nothing much..

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Nigger faggot, tfu.

>laughing at his own boring joke

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Nigger faggot, tfu.

Nah, I'm not oribiting sono, only raphie.Poor you.. you didn't even sign up for getting shit on unlike me, but you still get hit.
Nah, I'm an orbiter.

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Nigger faggot, tfu.

I love this adorable gamer
I guess I have to read it from the very first volume because, like a book, you cannot read it in any part
Oh that was unexpected!
I stll have his uniform, it is one of the relics of my family
I hope you can enjoy it as much as I did!

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that sounds pretty boring, maybe you should find a new vidya to try out?

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Why not?
Well I suppose I heard enough anyway
Glad to hear you're doing well

I don't care. It's just a guy wasting his time doing whatever he wants. Whatever flips his bean. Between us Sono's been pissing me off sometimes from a few desires they have mentioned to me, but a promise is a promise till they break it.
As long as you like it. With some series I decide to stick with either the anime or manga depending on what is easier to get. If I like a series enough I'll invest in the anime and manga.

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Nigger faggot, tfu.

>when she calls me cute
>.

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Nigger faggot, tfu.

I'll let u know if I decide to play it.
Didn't except u'd care, I just wanna get some of that attention u are getting. I feed on that shit.
What did he do now? Not even I have managed to piss u off.

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What do you mean?

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yeah.. nothing is appealing though
nothing
goodbye
even cuter..
how does she do it?

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Goodnite nigger faggot lovers.

Nothing?

she can only do it with you... :)

are you winding down for the evening?

Goodnight ^^

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You feed on it? I don't get upset or like it. I'm pretty neutral on trolls. Sono telling me how they wanna do this and that.. you know some of that edgy shit. I just tell Sono I don't wanna hear about it but he isn't listening to me. That shit pisses me off.
I'm just surprised you are counting down the days.
>Assuming im a nigger faggot lover
kek

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hmmmm, well what kinda vidya do you like?

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It's not hard to check when sunday is.
And then we'll ERP, right?

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Yeah, I love the attention. Makes me feel great.
Again with the animal abuse or is it abuse of people now?

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I smell heresy and imposters.

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Pfff, not like you are ever here.
My pics are way cooler anyways >:)

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I'm here when it's worth it to be here. As far as I can tell it's still not much worth it, but keep pretending.

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I have a question about the promise Sono made. Do you have any way of keeping track of him?

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I didn't make any promises haha.
Either way, I can tell you'll be a good friend.
Just animal shit. I love animals so them telling me about shit they've done or crave doing has pissed me off a bit.

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its never really worth it to be here anymore, we have discord now

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Sono likes that shit too much not to tell at least someone.

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Of course not, Sono only has to say so and he'll trust him like a good dog

if he weren't a priest he probably would've done a lot of war crimes!
that's so cool! can you wear it?

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Someones a lil pissy today.. I think it's great . Don't see why one wouldn't wanna be posting here.
I can understand that. I could never take him serious so his stories don't really affect me. I see him as a hella persistent troll.

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So no then. At least I now understand why people question the validity.

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I'm aware. Just prefer people worth talking to, to come back here.
You would.

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Hurrah, my mother is back from Vietnam

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I would.. what? You've lost me.

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Honestly, it is just annoying even if he just wanted to troll. He's making it hard to act as a friend.
Kind of. I guess I started that promise just out of hope he will use it as a motivation to stop. Frankly, with the fact it may not be able to be proven unless he admits it, and the fact Sono's started getting under my skin made me want to even give up trying to act nice to the guy.

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You can't be this dense? You would "think it's great".

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how long you been posting?

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She got a tan?

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Did you really think you could be friends with sono? I don't think he's made for that. All he can do is talk shit and troll people.
So you just wanted to repeat what I said because..

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A long time.
Now you sound immature as well as stupid. Good job.

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You are the one speaking in glyphs and repeating random sentences.

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Even if he does admit to something, does that mean it actually happened? I'd assume he's just as likely to lie to get a reaction out of you, after all, can you even really do anything if he does break the promise?

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claiming this poster as my waifu

Make up tattoo and surgery

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Didn't realize answering a dumb question and typing English was too difficult for you to understand. My apologies.

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Damn, that works? I wanna make sono my waifu

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waah of course ralphie can be friends with me, she has tough skin. Also she's very nice in giving me a chance and I don't want to ruin it

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i think i remember seeing you around awhile ago, dont think we ever interacted tho

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Now that's just mean. I'm just trying to figure out what you were trying to tell me. Not my fault u are having a bad day.

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Is mom ok?

>mfw

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I use to post a lot with Neptune, Shinoa, and Cirno. Before that, others. The history lesson is however boring. Nice to see you again though.
A bad day huh? Clearly you don't remember or even know me if you think that's the case. Anyway, you are a dull and fake. It's slightly irritating.

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I am pretty thick skinned but...
Everyone has a limit... push me too far and promises won't mean a thing.
At that point Sono would just want me to end the friendship I promised. My goal is to prevent them from saying the edgy shit too after all.

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>youtube.com/watch?v=t7rlos2PiRQ

Forgive me, I fell asleep on top of my desktop waiting for a game to download.
I'll probably just turn this off, but I'd like to let you know I'm not from Germany before I go.
I'm South American.

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Somehow, I think that's impossible.

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well i know people who claim all those, i dont think any of them were you tho, except maybe neptune

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Post with, as in talk to.

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I'd easily be your friend, I admire your work after all.
I've seen you here and there in the past 2 years but I don't know much about you. No idea why you are this hostile towards me.
How am I fake? I just post here and talk with people.
Well.. it's up to you. If you can't handle certain things of someone, that friend thing could be quite hard tho.

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This isn't hostility. This is bluntness. I don't do popularity acts and be disingenuous. Slightly irritated isn't ill-rationale hatred.

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ah well that makes more sense

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-squeaks and carefully takes a hot tray of cinnamon rolls from the oven- ^.^

I don't think insulting me is bluntness.. but whatever.
Mind telling me what makes me fake and why I am irritating?

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I see. I'll forgive you for a kiss. Deal?

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-sets each bun out on a saucer on the tea cart and spoons the brown sugar and butter glazing over the top-

:3

If you don't appreciate being called childish and foolish, then don't act like those things. It's pretty clear from the way you speak, you are mostly superfluous and lack character. Doesn't mean you are incapable of changing this behavior, just means that's what you display at this moment.
Indeed.

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begone thot

youtube.com/watch?v=si81bIoZRJQ

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thats a nice pic, you got a discord?

sup

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Not a bad deal. I'll gladly take it, but allow me to try and guess your homeland first.

You're a proud American citizen, I presume?

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-squeaks and looks nervous while setting out the tea cups. Checks to make sure the water carafes are at the right temperature before wheeling out the tea cart for everyone-

I don't care about what you call me. If I were hurt by what you said, I'd be crying all day long while posting in here.
Now I lack character? I just couldn't understand what you were trying to tell me earlier, that's all.
You are just evil..

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Nice donut loli. Chilling before work, how about you?

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Not for the public.
Nice victim carding. I'm not known for being the nicest person to everyone. At least your perception, however, inefficient it is at looking at yourself can pick up on some personality traits in others.

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>Rin wars
>He works today
LUL

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-opens up the drawers under the cart and pulls out a selection of loose leaf teas, and naturally flavored sugars and honeys.-

^-^

You're the one giving it, right? I'll wait.
And no, I'm not American. But thanks for complimenting my English.

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Mom is fine, just tired

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You really want everyone to have a personality to your liking? I don't think humanity could keep on existing if that was the case. Unless woman would find a way to reproduce on their own..
Why wouldn't I play the victim card? You come here all bitchy, trying to enforce your rule while I was trying to be nice to you.

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Monday to Friday 10-6 life is suffering.

Remind me to flex on you this weekend.

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Going for the evening. It was fun Ruri.

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bored trying to decide what i wanna play

yea i dont like to post mine here either

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-looks around the thread cautiously before reaching for one of the cinnamon rolls- ^----^

Perhaps you should investigate your definition of nice, and reread what you've actually put out there towards me.
Don't blame you. This particular thread attract some weird kinds of crazy.

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Goodnight, and nice picture

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*pats your head*
you're such an innocent poster

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Yeah.. I got bored of playing nice. At least I now know what you really are and I had my fun.

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Huh?
Oh, uh. You see, aha. I 100% would, but.. just, look at the time. I must go now, shucks.
You're not American? Then is English your mother language by any chance?

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-shrinks back a moment before realizing you weren't going to hurt him and nibbles the roll- :3c

And proven me correct every step of the way. Enjoy your "victory and fun".

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Cute. I must go too, but not before a goodnight kiss. I believe in you.
And no, it's not. I learned English just by using the internet and playing video games.

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I don't do it for some victory, but I surely do love some whiny weebus :)

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it does, ive still got quite a few friends from here tho

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You will have to do better than grade school level trolling to get me really started. There was no "whining" only statements about you, and your levels of intelligence, maturity and glibness. Good grief, you are exhausting.

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So what's the deal with this Sono guy? Why do so many of you hate him so much?

You have no idea

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I thought you were on the shadowbringers hype-train?

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-yawns and holds his half eaten cinnamon roll with both hands, looking like he might fall asleep- -v-

i am, but i dont have it yet unfortunately

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Kinda guessed it was you, Mi Liu or Sono. Bad red Saber.
Yeah, there are some diamonds in the rough. I just don't enjoy wading through the filth to find them.

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People don't hate him, everyone likes him. He's super nice and all, we just tease him cause we are his friends.
If you knew.. I have like 10 more waifus at my disposal. Now the guessing game beings!
Also, that's hella going into my submissive saber folder. I love when she isn't into it.

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Sunday to Wednesday 2-11 life

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Yeah, I've seen you be "spicy" a number of times. Just as I'm sure you're use to seeing me be a complete bitch to someone. You did well though, had me guessing.

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He's a literal dog killing psychopath. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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You guys NA or EU for data center in ff14?
Play dark souls
4 days, not bad at all. How are you enjoying your time off?

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-has closed sleepy eyes but tries to take one last bite. He noms but drifts off into a nap-

Oh I know how you can be, I've been here long enough. You aren't the only one that likes to get bitchy sometimes. You remind me a lil of saya and ryoubi. Both can get real ugly if annoyed too much.
One of the million sabers in here really hated me for my retarded act but I have no idea who exactly that was.

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ye

NA, im on gilgamesh; ive actually been sunbroing in ds2 the last couple days, its good times

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I mean Sat to Wednes whoops.
Its nice been playing vidya with friends and got off a DnD session

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It was fun to feel engaged again though. I'm gonna go now. I leave you to your heresy.
If you know, Cirno, and Shinoa. They have my discord. Have a good night.

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Guess I did something good after all. Cya

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You made that?

No

is this the rarted saber

Hello just dropping in

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sure i'll get it from shinoa

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moshi moshi

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RIP I did a data transfer to EU to play with Susan a while back. I haven't been playing much anyhow.
I never really got into 2, played 3 a whole bunch though.
My DnD group stopped 6 months ago, bad times. Maybe one day I'll give it another go.

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Got boring all alone with akari?

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susan as in nazrin? they dont talk to me anymore :(
2 is best souls, i didnt really like 3

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susan was a nice poster
I miss them

> calls the police
> hello i'd like to report a lost child

> 2 is best souls

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Yes as in Nazrin. I'm not sure we talk a bit, but the times are a bit messed up being on the other side of the world.
1 was the best souls. I fully acknowledge all the problems with 3. But it's the only one I could get into for PVP.
They have always been kind to me, I'll let him know he is missed.

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Kind of going back and forth when things get slow

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What drove you to the akari threads anyways? Weren't you posting here quite often some time ago?

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-rolls over and snugs his half eaten cinnamon roll like a stuffed rabbit-

cute

Nah just so happend to be on when her thread opened yesterday, and we just talked for a few hours. Was this the thread I had a mental breakdown in last week?

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Waifu and Akari threads are the only animu weeb threads around here. Unless you were posting in loli and shota threads..
I haven't seen u last week but it must have been here.

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Brutal.

yea he blocked me cause im so racist FeelsBadMan
i didnt really invest much time into 1 cause i didnt get it til just before 2 came out, so just beat it once then played 2 a shitload til 3 came out, then 3 sucked so went back to 2

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I'm still reading it, btw.

it was an akari thread

don't forget alice3d threads

Those aren't on b tho.. I've only seen these on /trash/

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there was literally one this morning on Yea Forums and /bant/

Really now? That's new to me. Guess they are spreading.
They better not come over here, I've seen enough weebs whack it to alice.

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she was in here when people were talking about her last week
what's wrong with jerking off to her

I don't care if they jerk it to her and orbit her.. I just saw enough tiny weebu penis on pics of her for a lifetime. I can do without those.

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why were you looking at dick pics lmao

I was just scrolling through some stuff and then got hit by that. Not like I wanted to see it..

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nothin wrong with liking dick bitchboy
anyway since we mentioned the cursed thot, make sure you say "hi kermit"
we all know he'll look

God damnit.. why do I always end up looking like the faggot.

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if everyone thinks you're gay maybe you gotta stop being so thirsty for cock

Everytime I die I lose everything even when I get back in time. i'm completely cursed when I try to farm anything. This time a surprise fricken creeper blew me up from behind, instakilled me, and when I got back my stuff was gone.
That's not as bad as a chunk of the desert falling out under my feet when I dug one bit of sand sending me to a hidden quarry below to kill me. I've got sooo much bad luck.
Let's be real here. Everyone jerks it to any chick that camwhores. It's Yea Forums they would jerk it to watching even a trap sneeze.

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That's a good idea. Lemme just burn all my huge dildos. No more sucking for me!
Yeah but since they are weebs it's like 3times worse.

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just ask to use a real man's one next time

-yawns and sits up from his nap, rubbing an eye with a little balled up fist-

Nay, that's gross.

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trust me it's not
it feels great when you feel it pulsing inside you~

go away sonata

That's.. a little.. very specific. Sounds fun tho, but how do you know all that?

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shhhh don't worry baby just come give it a try
first ride's free

:<

-brings you a cup of tea?-

I'm afraid I'll have to decline the kind offer, good user.

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maybe kermit will crawl out from the woodwork and offer his~

Ahaha hello there.
Depends on how recently the weeb unleashed the firehose to rinse off this month's gonads muck.

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All that's hella nice but I'm kiiiiinda already taken.
the who did what now?

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oh now that kermit got brought up you are
but when it was my dick it was just "no"

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if he doesn't show up tonight he'll be on tomorrow asking who was bad mouthing his princess demanding names

y'all ever just try ignoring him all the time
keep poking the bear and then don't respond
he'll seethe

Oh c'mon sweety, you know it's not like that. I just can't cheat and all that, u know. Nothing to do with you.