5 billion years? lol wtf? Who believes this made up shit? There is ZERO proof that anything is that old...

There are no religious texts older than this.

uh, it's in the bible, which was hand-written by god and then inseminated across humanity.

Then respect muh religion, faggot.

Those scientists made computers and the internet. They made porn and vidya exist. Fuck your god. Hopefully by a lady with a strapon and they make a video and post it in youporn.

Wrong, 'earth' scientists made none of those things. They're making shit up to fit a narrative and undermine religious principles.

Astronomy has been in the shitter since the late 1800s. Since then it's been one giant appeal-to-authority circle jerk, using mathematical models based on mathematical models based on mathematical models to inform what has been observed. The scientific journals don't publish radical new ideas, they publish research that digs deeper and deeper rabbit holes, and that's also what all the grant money goes to, so that's what all astronomers pursue. Scientific theories are supposed to be elegant. Meanwhile astronomers struggle to come up with a new theory for each new discovery, or try to shoehorn observations into their expectations, especially "dark matter." That's a sign they have to go back to the drawing board.

Electric universe, people. Free your mind.

God made jesus. Science made lactating femboys. Where's your god now faggot?

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Yeah? "Earth" scientists discover pull out Uranium, gas, oil, copper, germanium and a lot of other materials needed to run the internet and give us delicious, delicious lesbian porn. Earth scientists helped with all your masturbation sessions if you were born after 1990. Your god. Fuck him. Hopefully by two women, one black, one white and they share the money shot and it gets loaded to youporn.

ITT: Retards taking the bait

Everything in regards to age is 100% made up LOOK INTO IT

hope these are bait

I did. The evidence matches up to experiment.

you know of any scientists not from earth

>doesn't believe carbon dating
>believes that cloud man made everything instead
>sage goes in all fields

there's no experiment that can accurately date stone

What is uranium decay, amirite?

>what is carbon dating

you have described exactly the opposite of what has happened since the 1800s

more made up bullshit

Prove that carbon dating is flawed.

Carbon dating is more for human-scale stuff because half life is like 14k years I think. Uranium half life is 700 million, hence much more appropriate for measuring billions.

Yes religion is that.

you can do it in an undergraduate physics lab.
I did when I was in college. Calculate carbon decay after buchwald coupling, forming a radioactive carbon isotope, and timing its age vs. the mathematical of its age based on its decay rate.

It can measure up to 50k years accurately I believe. I'm a biochemist, not a physicist though.
either way, OP sucks donkey kong dong.

science is religion, you are not verifying anything

He's probably a troll, but certainly not ebin. I'm not even mad, like tallking a tiny bit about science.

and you have no idea how much it's being thrown off by light, electricity, atmosphere and the very act of observation

I think you accidentally NO U'd there.

all i make are troll threads, everything else is boring - my last 2 threads got max replies and anger

we know very much how it is affected by light and electricity actually. That is how C13 Nuclear Magnetic Resonance spectroscopy came about.

Oh okay. You're wrong.

I just like simulating arguments I've had with flat/young earthers. It's amusing.

IDK, porn threads are fun too. And YLYL once in a while.

No. In i think 2012 we were accurately able to predict when saturn's magnetic poles changed location based on a mathematical model. That did not happen in the 1800s.
Just because you don't understand something doesn't mean it isn't right.

Kind of like the atomic model. There's no one single atomic model that explains everything but the ones we have are good enough to allow for semiconductors and computers that are today more powerful than all the computers in the world combined back in like 1980.

SCIENCE

you are nothing but a piece of crap.
i find you extremely ugly.
you emit a foul and unpleasant odor.
i loathe you.

Porn threads are for addicted incels.

your father smells of elderberries

I thought moralfagottry went out of style with project chanology. Go back to sunday school and get molested by the preacher.

not about morality, i like a bit of porn too, but sitting around and obsessing over it/collecting it all day is fucking sad shit man

Oh. Well, I wouldn't know about that. I don't have the time to collect shit. It's why I like the occasional porn thread here. Go in, fap, get out. I don't save to disk anymore. Who the fuck has time for sorting and cataloging etc.

I guess it's not so much the porn that is sad but rather something so trivial eating a considerable of your time. At least vidya eventually got me a job, property, etc. Fapping will never do that unless you somehow get a job doing porn? IDK.

>5 billion years?
>based on ... carbon dating.

You, sir, are a moron.

new meem

SHUT your MOUTH!

You're NOT God!
OR my father!
OR my boss!

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/x/ has several posting regularly

zero percent chance
multiplied by
long enough time
equals 100%

>Yes goys, my religion? My religion is completely real, but your religion? Your religion that had people on the opposite sides of the globe come to the same realization? That religion is fake.
>But MY religion?.
>Yes, my religion is definetly real.

I'm not even an atheist, but this shit is retarded.

That's why they're called REEEE ligions.

jews did 9/11 and NASA

So you believe your religion, but not REALLY. Got it.

The juice are the chosen people, they can do what they want.

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