CTRL+V thread! Post what ya got!
CTRL+V thread! Post what ya got!
Christopher Taylor
Luis Anderson
Howard's Conan, Lucas' Skywalker, Lovecraft's Cthulhu. The moral responsibility to uphold canon supersedes the legal ownership of an IP.
Levi Nelson
thong
Julian Butler
Oliver Cook
oshit i saw that thread too!
Connor Howard
Howard's Conan, Lucas' Skywalker, Lovecraft's Cthulhu. The moral responsibility to uphold canon supersedes the legal ownership of an IP.
James Hill
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Colton Martin
People wonder why emotionally unstable people might choose to identify as trans
Look at the applause they receive for doing mundane things that require no effort or skill
It is very tempting for someone who is unhappy with themselves to suddenly see transitioning as this miracle cure all that simultaneously explains how all their problems aren't their fault and gets them welcomed into a community that will insist they are stunning and brave regardless of whether they are or not.
Kevin Harris
Robert Howard
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.