I’m about to sneak past the border into the US soon (10hrs) AMA

Imma get you

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What does the process of crossing the border look like?

oh SHIZZZZ!

This thread just got interesting

I'm archiving this kek

Not gunna do much, travelling by sea

The route I take is paid for online, pretty easy if you know computers and the deepweb. I have to land in undocumented to start my new life. There is a lot of risk but this “guide” has good ratings and a high success rate

Yo for real b user

How accurate is the media's portrayal of the border??

Okay Op.

>Not gunna do much, travelling by sea
when to trucks ride on the water.

Fuck you're totally mexicano lol

Not when they close it up. If they don't, that's even more dumbass

I don't see how you can close it up. I think they are just a bunch of dumbasses.

>Be me, Canadian
>Travel to the USA
>Me - "Hey, so I'd like to go over there now, eh?"
>US Border Agent - "Sure, just be back before sunset."
>Me - "Okie dokie."
>Be me, Canadian.
>Returning from trip to USA.
>Me - "So, like, I wanna come home now, eh?"
>Canadian Border Agent - "Anything to declare?"
>Me - "Just milk and booze."
>Canadian Border Agent - "Okie dokie then."

Fucking potato
He seriously doesnt get it lmao

They should make him sit in that when he's in detention

LMAO!!!!!
>LMAO!!!!

You're going to South LA aren't you? Probably work at Superior or El Or Northgate

Bring me some tacos or your way out, Juan

Get back to work Neil

Don't get your back wet.