Time for our daily femanon Q&A thread

Your insecurity makes you not.

does size matter

haha mine is bigger, loser

>inb4 "it does kinda, but not nearly as much as you think."

I'm a guy and it's worth my time

what does it feel like to be creampied?

this

if you were 40 would you date a 20 year old

But I didnt and you know that silly

I mean they should be but some tend to get a bit radical

Nope

It's a dick...they're all the same basically

I never really watched that show

No
No it just doesnt matter at all. Unless it's a 3 inch pencil micro dick

Should i undergo a pmma surgery to make my long dick fat?

so size does matter a little. are you looking for like 5+?

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what kind of kinks are you into

Not looking for any size really.

I had an asian guy who was 4 inches and he was one of the best I had

If your husband/bf got a disease that slowly turned him into a nigger, would you still stay with him? Not just appearance-wise. Slowly he'd start sneaking out at night, stealing bikes and robbing old people...

oh okay

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Have rape fantasies always existed?

wtf

>Creampie is gross
>calls others faggot

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why does girls had rarely a fetish?
are ya all to uninspired? or just fucking boring?

Being creamed just feels gross is all. I dont care about it being done.

I mean if you had snots running down your legs too you wouldnt enjoy it I'm sure

i have a 4 inch dick and i dont last very long. my oral game is good but every relationship ive either been cheated on (which may not be 100% related to my dick and more the person they are) or pretty much replaced with vibrators and dildos. this has also happened in my current relationship with my fiance, should i just make peace with it as she is atleast having orgasms now? i do feel bad for feeling a little jealous of the toys

Go away Anna the attention whore.

english mother fucker

Now thats love!

whats it feel like inside

>dont last very long

google overactive pelvic floor muscles

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That's vchan dunbass. Not anna

sorry I'm japanese
but I think the whore knows what I meant
btw. how to say in your fucking dirty language:
you are a son of a bitch

Which is better? "Dirty Girl" or "Naughty Girl"?

finally this community while learn how to made an orgasm lmao

Anna is dirty downstairs. Vchan too btw

Right? When he gets home I'm gonna tell him "I'd still love you even if you turned into a nigger" lol

Certainly won't learn how to English.

why do you think shes a whore. jesus christ you fucking gook

Both are cringey.
Dont tell a girl that please

This thread is stupid stop doing this shit

No ones forcing you to be here retard

whats your favorite thing to do with a guy

You are honestly retarded

what does it mean if my gf wants to have a mff threesome with me?

i tried my best when everybody around here only can speak in english you know

>why do you think shes a whore

cause its /b son
in spite of summer

most of them have a rape fantasy. and/or a submission fantasy

Fancy night out and roses inc.

Drink beer

Ooook?

Shes doing it for you. Not for herself.
Unless shes bi.
Or shes doing it to test to see if you would agree. Testing your loyalty. I dont know your girl so I cant say for sure

>rape fantasy. and/or a submission fantasy

nice

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Haha nah. We are saving for our wedding so we are being as cheap as possible for a while! Lol

He'll be happy to hear that regardless, lol. When is the big day btw? Got a date set?

Yea its october 19th!
It's a halloween themed party.
A "hallowedding" if you will lol

I gotta save up to feed a party of 60 and for tables/chairs, decorations aaaaaand a port a potty

>being creamed in your ass
never stop being you femfag

Would you date a scientist?

Balding men. Is it a dealbreaker?

Lol well I always hated anal and I retired from that years ago. I just did it because the guys I were with wanted to

what kind of guys are you into

Why do you make these threads instead of spending time with your family? Is it just for attention or is it something more?
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I mean yea as long as he doesnt act like a fucking hardcore nerd all the time

Ugh more than likely. Balding is so sad

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>I gotta save up
I hear that! Feeding 60 people sounds silly expensive alone... They better be bringing them thick envelopes after the ceremony! ^^

Are you a three hole woman?

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You sound like you're average, like really there's nothing special about you at all beyond tits. What did you study in college, if you went? Have you done anything useful in life?

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Yes sir. I have no mental illnesses aside from depression

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i think putin, like me, has schizoid pd and is ''moving against people'' as karen horney explains, i also admire him because he is cultured and emotionally mature. It's very easy for me to achieve this kind of interpersonal dominance and i excell at manipulating people. What i was wandering is should i countinue with my treatment or shoud i go to the end and become like him? Do you think he is a the greatest alpha or just a creep?

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will you rate my cock?

>I think I heard my dog fart and now I'm fucking terrified of the smell
LOL!

Animal farts are another level for real! When I give my cats shrimps, she lets loose the most rancid silent death gas imaginable...

Yeah, not sure either how common giving money is at weddings... When my sister in law got married, it looked like a post office room after the dinner, but never knew how much they actually got.

You do sound stressed. ^^ Relax! It'll be greatest day in your lives.

hello vchan. How are you today.

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can we see a pic of you

Whats your honest opinion on circumcised vs. Un-circumcised? Is it that much of a shocking reveal?

No because looks dont matter

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girls are fags

He is a midget with a bunch of complexes. Look at his high heels shoes, for example. He surrounds himself with short people mostly, to not look too short among them.
He is an "alpha" only in propaganda TV.

I'm ok just tired from work and dont wanna go to the gym lol
And you?

Sure. I've posted lots of pics before

I'll just give ya a with and without makeup pic

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why does my gf tell evertone that i have a big dick ? she even shows pics of my dick to her friends

for real question OP do you prefer cut or uncut or does it not matter

I'm just lurking around Yea Forums and looking for interesting threads. Always nice to see these threads come up, far in between as they are.

Are you still doing that waitressing gig?

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>He is a midget with a bunch of complexes

i don't think he has any insecurities. It's not the propaganda it's the way he makes people intimidated and submissive and eager to please him

Yeah thats the way my mom thought and yes Iam very glad a rabbi didnt bite my foreskin off.

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Yep I am! It's been stressful but nice

Good for you user

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mine is bigger and fatter

Has anyone at work ever asked you out, unaware you had a bf?

I imagine it's pretty common in your line of work.

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your mom cares

What is the length of your average log (in inches)

Did you enjoy having these fellas flirt with you? Was it fun in any way?

Is that how you got to be with your current bf? If not, how did he and you get together? How did he finally ask you out?

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Do hear dog farts? lol. Cat farts are silent, just hits you outta nowhere. Yeah, yeah I know the "spicy" reference!! It's like a... stinging smell, burns your nostrils. urgh,

Either way! I know it's pointless to say stop worrying lol ^^, but you should. Happy for you as well! A nice break from the constant gloom and depressing shit you find on here 24/7.

Bowie fan out!

When men urinate you can feel it in the head of the dick, but what does it feel like to urinate as a woman? Can you feel the urgency in the clit or is it just in the hole?

Can you also post a pic of your log

this

bump

I dont get really long ones sadly. They always break. Seeing a long one is sort of satisfying lol

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Sorry I rambled about a time a guy hit on me lol.
Heres how I met my bf
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What catches your eye on a dating profile?

Tits or GTFO?

You can sorta hear dog farts sometimes. They're not really loud.
They are either soft "ffrts" oh a soft pop kinda sound but they're mostly silent lol

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For a second I thought you said "dog" and I got so excited to share my babies :(

user, cats don't need much attention nor provide much interaction. Don't get angry at cat lady user.

The picture obviously.
Nothing you write will matter unless you look good.

Which is why I think dating sites are BS

Cat lady?

But I dont have cats. I have dogs

What's your favorite type of porn to jack off to?

Oh no! The "white girls fuck dogs" song is now playing in my head again. Thanks a lot lady!

Well now that's interesting. That a lot different from what I was expecting but it makes sense.

None really. I just watched some shitty video compilation of my celebrity crush and that works fine

Well I don't fuck my children

Well you do have a point. Incest isn't good. You're alright, user.

Ever fancied a lady?

you either need some pussy, or another nuclear bomb. With the way you talk about women, the first aint gonna happen.

Interesting stories.

On the one hand, you seem to be very faithful to this person, even in the face of others pushing themselves onto you. Very commendable.

On the other, you slept with the man over the context of a joke you made?

Has anyone heard this story? Do they think it makes you look slutty?

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Thanks user you too. Even though you implied I probably fuck dogs...you still cool lol

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I didn't imply it. I outright said it. I was just figuring out if you were a noob and therefore need to be introduced to the ED Offended page.

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And nah my friends dont find it slutty. Probably because we are all similar

Oh ok. Well I only said implied because you didnt say "you fuck dogs"
You just said something about a song.

And been here since 04. Certainly not a noob?

I know most ladies like doing this and enjoy lesbian porn. I don't get why though. If a guy came up to me and told me the same thing I'd consider him gay.

But there's even empirical evidence women feel like that: girl on girl porn is paid less than porn with men because straight women more readily do it.

Different sex, different brain wiring I guess.

Maybe 'slutty' wasn't the right word. More like 'cheap'.

What I'm taking from this story was that the two of you just happened to be in the right place at the right time under the right conditions.

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You're right about the dog thing. I have shit brain. Got to go to sleep. Live long and prosper user.

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>right place right time

Exactly.
We both just wanted a quick fuck but it turned out so wonderfully different

Would you say that parties/bars have been good places for you to get "quick fucks"?

Have you ever looked for a real, serious relationship from the get-go? What has been your track record for that?

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Yeah it's weird but it works I guess. I don't mind it though. Women kissing = hot. Men kissing = gross after all.

Mmm. Now I have to go to /gif/ and see if they have a lesbian thread ongoing.

Hey, talking about this. Traps = gay right? If so would you rather do a trap or a dude in that hypothetical situation?

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Forgot the other question so it's a 2 parter lol

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Traps are gay. You like traps. You're gay. QED.

I may not be able to fuck you, but I'll fuck with your brain a bit if I can and you don't mind.

Speaking of: pegging. Gay or not? And again the hypothetical situation, gun to head etc, but now choice is: peg the guy or have regular intercourse.

op what does it feel like when your horny. guys get slightly hard or full on hard. do you get a little wet or does it feel different down there or what

first link is kill but w/e.

You choose to find sex first then love as a result, as opposed to the "traditional", "natural order of things" way of finding someone, forming feelings for them, then doing the nasty. If it works for you, then it works.

I just don't see myself or anyone I know personally to do that sort of thing. I most certainly couldn't bring myself to do things to a girl without knowing that she trusts me and that I can feel free to handle her without thinking like "omg if I mistreat her she's going to break".

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So what about trans girls with vaginas and trans girls who love girls

I know you think you're helping with these threads. Did you know you are also driving some of us absolutely insane with rage because of your blatant attention whoring on this ANONYMOUS Oriental underwater basketweaving website? I already hate a lot of women and you're making me hate them even more.

thanks for doing this op this is awesome. i hope you do it again

They're ghey. The lesbian kind, obv.

But DOES size matter??

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Yo galls, be honest with your self here

If you could of had "FGM" (female genital mutilation) when you were a baby, much like how boy babies get circumcised would you?

Not the muslim, at home, clitorectomy shit, just a labia plasty basically, taking away the curtains basically for aesthetic reasons?

Dicks look better without the foreskin, but personally I like a meaty cunt

SHUT THE FUCK UP

You're lying and no one believes you, not him nor any of your girl friends either lol

Are you truely this fucking cringey?
Get the fuck over it faggot

You should look at how they do it in /vg/ where they have OPs with pastebins and whathaveyou. Make a pastebin with Q then the vocaroo address and that will help the people not trolling get the answers without you having to waste words.

IF YOU DONT FUCKING LIKE IT THEN DONT COME ON THE PAGE YOU DUMBASS FAGGOT

I'm not lying though lol
Sorry if you thought your big dick meant you were "good in bed" by default lol

Gaise I think the Supreme Gentleman has possessed this user.

Won't reply to a specific post since it has been asked multiple times but yes, size matters, but not in the way you may think about.
Most of us don't like a huge dick, it just hurts.

lmao you tell em op

Are you the femanon that wanted to try out voice acting? If so, any progress in that?

I can confim:

> be me
> have big dick
> coke can girth almost
> sex takes PREPARATION
> never get to have oral
> mostly get handjobs

I'm old enough I don't mind much anymore but it used to be very frustrating.

op what does it feel like when your horny. guys get slightly hard or full on hard. do you get a little wet or does it feel different down there or what

OP here

Sorry guys but I'm about to go to the gym so I'm out for the day!

Byeee!

will you do this again

Yeah but every time you DO fuck pussy, after the preparation/warm up etc, its tight, ALL PUSSY will be tight if you're girthed out like that.

That's better then having the opposite problem, and you are way more likely to come across Size Queens rather than chicks into small dicks

Thank you, come again!

Sorry for my English but it it normal that when me and my women are making love in doggy position (the only position that can make her come ) and my girlfriend is about to come, she started to without the ability to stop bending her back?
Because of this and because she cannot do anything about it, she pushing me outside and I can't continue to satisfy her. I tried to keep her in place, using force, but then or I tried too hard or she could not focus becaous of that. Can i do something about that? Can i help her?

thanks for answering my question

Yeah, but the preparation takes a lot out of the situation. For me at least. I have to get them super wet, meaning a lot of foreplay and/or oral and by the time I get there I feel pretty frustrated and often I get limp. Which does mean that actual regular intercourse is kind of special when it does happen but usually it's a handjob for me, a tongue bath for her. It's fine. I just got used to it.

Try this kind of pillow, it's designed for doggy style

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Any fems out impressed with a guy who can shoot he’s cum really far? Pic from my load last week

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no faggot

Not impressed, it's just funny and rewarding

What do you think about the growing power asymmetry of nation states and its effect on the ability of non-state actors to consolidate influence both domestically and internationally, and what would the outcome be if the balance tips too far in favour of specially interested parties on either side?

I do it mondays and tuesday usually

Too vague to really answer other than, "It would be bad"

but today is thursday lol

For those of you who have a BF, do you fart for him during sex?

That would be an instant turn off for me.

thanks for advice

Usually not here Thursdays

>wait for queefing to start
>sneak fart

You know they do this. They have to.

I would.

oh okay this was fun

id dislike a girl doing that to me unless she was actually sitting on my face in which case It'd probably be hot

What's your opinion on what's required for consent? On the continuum between "well, she didn't fight fight" to "notarized consent to intercourse form", what should be required for a man to not be a rapist?

Cut or uncut?