Your attractive teenage daughter wants an incestuous sexual and romantic relationship with you

>Your attractive teenage daughter wants an incestuous sexual and romantic relationship with you
How do you respond?

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I tell her that I have to fuck your mom in the ass first.

i'd do that to her cause yeet
im just too edgy for the world

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how fucking sad your life is that you gotta make this shitty threads....

and you reply to shitty threads. how shitty your fucking miserable life must be.

I'd respond by getting my mind out of the porno and stop being a cumbrain degenerate who lurks on Yea Forums all day

"A'ight."

normie spotted

That's a nice Ram there. 2nd gens are one of the best looking trucks ever made and last like Hondas

Get arrested for doing that, nah

Based A'ightposter

I would tell her fuck you little slut

incest is fucking someone similar to you, and that's pretty gay

Who dis

Your daughter

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Ew I’m good she look like Steve buscemi

Fake news.

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Its a catch 22. Either you agree and take part in a pedophillic incetous relationship, or she tells everyone you are. In the end, you failed as a parent.

nice basil plant. big healthy leaves.

Calling the cops. Wtf dude

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Worried ngl

Like this

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realize that i'm not a retarded hillbilly and set my dumb daughter straight.

you're calling the cops on your daughter for wanting to fuck you?

Don’t worry about it

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Ok, i'm calling the cops now

Who is this cutie?

post it faggot

I’d try to wake up and have some coffee because it’s clearly a dream since I do not have a daughter

he knows

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"Honey, I love you with all my heart, but I've cleaned far too much shit out of your vagina to ever want to put my dick in it. Now if any of your friends are town to fuck, let me know."

basil is the most fucking frustrating plant ever like jesus how much do I have to grow to meet my demands

not even italian

May the Hand of God be with you.

Tell her to fuck off, because I'm more interested in her hot, legal, twink brother

Yeet the mother fucker

I’m 95% sure I wouldn’t be down. But reserving 5% on the chance she was just smokin hot (like 8.5+) and totally cool on top of it. I’m already 40 though with no kids so I’d have to wait until I was like 60 to even sniff the idea, so it’s pretty much a nonsensical question for me, however.

who?

How could you not

THIS INDIVIDUAL IS A PARENTAL UNIT TO A MEMBER OF THE HUMAN FEMALE SPECIES

Tell her im not a nigger and unless she wants to be the baby momma of three she better smarten the fuck up or she’s out of my house

>I’m 95% sure I wouldn’t be down

Unless there's something very wrong with the wiring in your head you wouldn't be.

I can understand the appeal of the idea of incest, but the reality of parenting makes it nearly impossible to be sexually attracted to your own children.

>Teenage
>Pedo
Pick one retard

send her to a therapist if shes lucky or a convent if she's not.

>I can understand the appeal of the idea of incest, but the reality of parenting makes it nearly impossible to be sexually attracted to your own children.

why?

>I’m already 40 though with no kids

Yeah, we can tell. I know b has this infatuation with incest, but yall should know its a pretty normal fantasy. Here's the thing- plenty of yall have hot sisters, or moms. Some of you probably have hot enough siblings that they could easily be on pornhub saying "what are you doing step brother :o". You know why you don't see them that way? Cause 90% of you are normal human beings who are unable to be sexually attracted to someone you've been raised with. You say reserving 5%, when in reality its more like .5%. And if you are in that .5% of people, it really doesn't matter how hot she is, you'll just wanna bang her because you're a fuckin broken person.

Ever wonder why your friends want to fuck your mom but you think thats gross?

There ya go.

/THRRREAD!

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so if you have a really hot daughter u will find it gross?

I know this is b and we are all supposed to act like a bunch of edgelord teenagers, but no, my brain isn't fucked up so I wouldn't be attracted to her regardless of how hot she is. Good god man, get a grip.

I'm a Trump supporter, this idea that we are wired to not be attracted to our offspring is fake science.

...

Trust me. I wish my younger teen stepdaughter wanted a sexual relationship with me.

She's gorgeous, cool, and I'd kill to have her sit on my face before I pumped her full of cum.

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pics of her?

>Broken person
Preach on u religious cocksucker.

Master bating is gay then

I'd suck her dick

How is that bait? I'm breaking the liberal standard norms for what they believe is reality because muh biology degree says so etc...

Sadly the answer is the real reason I should be never allowed to raise a child

>40 with no kids
I have bad news for you user

Breed her, then breed the inbred.

No pussy on earth is worth prison. There is literally no pussy that is so good that I would be willing to go to jail for it.

I mean, as long as she doesn't get pregnant there's nothing technically wrong with it. So you fuck, you both cum and that's it. Then what? Nothing happens, you're just two people who had sex. Literally nothing else is different. Life goes on just as before. She'll still get a boyfriend because it's a different kind of relationship than father/daughter.

Says every man until that perfect underaged pussy presents itself to you on a platter. Then the change begins.

She's 14, and I've seen enough idiots get doxed so no.

I think she either wants it or likes to tease because as soon as her mom is asleep she's walking around in tight panties and a crop top.

And lordy lordy.

But I'd never rape or molest. If she came to me with "hey I want you to fuck me" or whatever. I'd be down.

No one said you had to tell anyone

>says the faggot degenerate who lurks Yea Forums all day

my sister in law is actually my daughter and now that shes in college, shes gotten more flirty with me and it all feels very awkward, my wife gives her the stink eye and argues with her sometimes, my mother in law just doesn't know what to say

>looks like my niece
Hnng, incest double-whammy.

We're all degenerates here

Hoarding a cute girl for some little sense of power. Fuck you, asshole.

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>I think she either wants it or likes to tease because as soon as her mom is asleep she's walking around in tight panties and a crop top.

Ever considered you're just a sick fuck whos seeing signs that aren't there?

Depends, are you in Alabama?

>not wanting to bang your offspring makes you a zealot

WEW LAD

Ur sister in law is ur daughter? How's that work exactly?

I give her what she wants. Who cares.

that nerdy faggot is her boyfriend?

Had that thought. Mom's awake/normal she's in pants and such.

Mom's asleep or at work, she's barely covering her tits and she's wearing (generally my) underware. Like clockwork.

i know right stellar reasoning, he prolly thinks all nonbelievers are as fucked up as he is

>Fucking godtards, if I want to fuck a 9 year old I should be allowed to

How could you honestly say no

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I bend her over my knee and give her a proper spanking and inform her incest is wrong

does she have downsyndrome?

>How do you respond?
"We need to get you into therapy yesterday."

Accept with gusto

Kill yourself you sick nigger bitch.

this

Shut up Faggot

By unzipping my pants.

>unzips dick

Great minds think alike.

Move to alabama

you wanna know how i know you're both fucking retarded?

I am so happy you finally got your Mother's permission! Polyamory truly is worth having a divine champion for!

>Um... Thx

Nice dildo she's got there.

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Bump

Because they’re both here. You wanna know how I know how you know how i know you're fucking retarded too? Because we’re both here.