NEW YLYL NO POL FAGGOTRY

NEW YLYL NO POL FAGGOTRY

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>194 Fahrenheit
lost

Only retards use apple

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Only retards link their identity to a corporation.

Only retards reply to something other than reply or your mom will die tonight, typical apple cuckfag

anyone got the backstory? did he live?

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wtf

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Is that the titty shake stare girl?

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holy moly... look at the quads.

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Hi, my name is Antoni Sułdrzyński, I'm from Poland. On November 9th I tried to steal wallet and phone from 15 year old boy. Unfortunatelly his friends was around, they caught me and punished. They told me to take my clothes off, apologize the boy and then walk home naked. Now they politely asked me to write this message on facebook and 4 chan to show how sorry I am for my actions.

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That didn't answer my question at all.

Awry

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kek

That's fukkin' funny, and true

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under rated

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That didn't help either.

lost on this. thanks op, i'm feeling a little sad today so that was nice.

google this pic for a sad story

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Ptostate cancer
Fuck off with this new York cunt.

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I googled your mom last night

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who's this charming individual?

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lost...

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youtube.com/watch?v=LXL-8puAgn0

It didn't
It is

holy shit its real:

news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/6161691.stm

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she is dead i didn't reply to the post

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based

This is everything

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Those are fake numbers
Warnings of imminent disaster, followed by said imminent disaster

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read the rules faggot, or at least post something funny.

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Is incredibly amazing

They did

a fast current of nerve gas.
no he died.

Why wouldn't they

you thought it was just Asians ?

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Should have drank less soy milk fascicst cuck

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sauc3?

>Those are fake numbers
proof?
>Warnings of imminent disaster, followed by said imminent disaster
40 years after the "warning of IMMINTENT DISASTER"?

How does that prove or disprove anything

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sorry i forgot about your personal preferences

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Show proof.

Why would the Germans allow them? Weren't they supposed to exterminate the jews?

Easier if they just waited to have gas again, their system was more efficient

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how the fuck that snake move so fast

More fake numbers

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indians are asians

youtube.com/watch?v=uNyjCX-y_ks
but the sound doesn't really add much

God i miss captcha comics

Proves that the holocaust is a ridiculous lie.

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fake but kek

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>supply shortages on every front for half the war
>why didn't the guards of unarmed schlomos with a 25lb deadlift have more bullets??

ushmm.org/educators/teaching-materials/national-history-day/research-topics/dwight-d-eisenhower

Why didn't they just shoot her?

The could always kill them later

Gas a baby, gas a mother, gas a father, who cares? If they're just waiting their turn in the chamber a few ounces of crying mess isn't going to make any difference.

>official statistics
>fake numbers
kek

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How

holy fuck the start, lost hard

why does it jump out of a bin and grab onto his pants like that, i love it when animals do wierd shit

really? this made you lose? jfc your a faget beyond belief

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How does it contradict anything

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Dat boy hungry

In 1939, the core Jewish population reached its historical peak of 17 million (0.8% of the global population). Because of the Holocaust, the number was reduced to 11 million in 1945. The population grew again to around 13 million by the 1970s, but has since recorded near-zero growth until around 2005 due to low fertility rates and to assimilation. Since 2005, the world's Jewish population has been growing modestly at a rate of around 0.78% (in 2013). This increase primarily reflects the rapid growth of Haredi and some Orthodox sectors, who are becoming a growing proportion of Jews.
World Jewish Population - Latest Statistics". Retrieved 14 February 2015.
"Haredi Orthodox account for bulk of Jewish population growth in New York City - Nation". Jewish Journal. Retrieved 14 February 2015.

why would australia be a role model they have more asians coming in than a massage parlor run by a 10 year old twink

the Nerve guys striked again with the gas

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Where does it say that Eisenhower mentioned the holocaust in his memoirs?

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this one always gets me

wut? i dont get

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It has Eisenhower quotes about the holocaust

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They allegedly ran out of gas, why did they let her go? Shooting or beating her to death would've been the logical course of action wouldn't it? Jewish pulpil at its finest.

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because they decide for themselves and dont have to accept rules from the EU

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*leftist

Lone shooter

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They were workers performing the duty for the system, none of them had to go out of their way to murder anyone, so why is it surprising that no one wanted to take it upon themselves to murder dozens

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Neither does Paraguay. Wtf has that got to do with anything.

“The same day [April 12, 1945] I saw my first horror camp. It was near the town of Gotha. I have never felt able to describe my emotional reactions when I first came face to face with indisputable evidence of Nazi brutality and ruthless disregard of every shred of decency. Up to that time I had known about it only generally or through secondary sources. I am certain, however that I have never at any other time experienced an equal sense of shock.

“I visited every nook and cranny of the camp because I felt it my duty to be in a position from then on to testify at first hand about these things in case there ever grew up at home the belief or assumption that `the stories of Nazi brutality were just propaganda.’ Some members of the visiting party were unable to through the ordeal. I not only did so but as soon as I returned to Patton’s headquarters that evening I sent communications to both Washington and London, urging the two governments to send instantly to Germany a random group of newspaper editors and representative groups from the national legislatures. I felt that the evidence should be immediately placed before the American and British publics in a fashion that would leave no room for cynical doubt.”

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ehh...

why is your poopies fetish in the ylyl

WOW more than 1k men? how crazy and real this meme is. its also not always about short, its thin. my shit normal length but girth AF. im italian american

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Lots of brits admire the Aussies whats your problem ?

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no

not my personal preferences. you reply to threads that other people actually want to see, because nobody replies to the lame threads you start. salty little bitch.

girth is always good

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Because it's funny. lol.

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I don't necessarily disagree with you, but you did just site an Orthodox Jew publication to prove that Jews died....

chek dem deuces!

Taylor, Myron Charles (1942). "Distribution of the Jews in the World". Vatican Diplomatic Files. Franklin D. Roosevelt Presidential Library and Museum. Retrieved March 15, 2012.- Jewish world population estimated at 15,371,822 in 1942.

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Haha it's funny 'cause he's embaressed

And also another source

so what do you want to see ? pic related ?

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source?

Almost every country on earth isn't part of the EU

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Seriously wtf

Crusade in europe

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story on this?

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These are the historically accurate photos of German crimes. Specifically the infamous einsatzgruppe who went out of their way to sadistically hunt down and murder innocent jews.
(really weird thing to focus on when you had organised resistance movements all throughout your territories.)

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>warning

link?

thanks
no harm in being thorough. double checking fagets

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EVERYBODY IN UGANDA KNOWS KUNG FU

Warning of what?

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wtf stop using Paulie for that, better use Ralphie

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It's a book written by Eisenhower, you'll have to read it

Jews being persecuted by antisemitic governments

Ralphie is too busy, with his kid and the horse situation.

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It's funny because he's holding his foreskin like a good jew

Not an argument. Either you provide a source for your statement or you're simply wrong.

yup and soon Britain will join them

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you save this stuff on your computer? try to imagine your idea of what a healthy person is like, and then try to imagine them having the shit you post saved on their computer. doesn'r really compute, right? i genuinely hope you find something to make your life a little happier. you don't have to keep your mind in this state. i could just ignore you, but honestly hope for the off-chance that you realize i'm not fucking with you and hope you read this and just do a little better for yourself. life can be more fun. have a good night.

>weimar
>antisemitic
You're trying hard aren't you?

we never found out and Yea Forums REALLY tried (its a very old pic)

He works out.

why did this make me lose? everything ITT is fuckin stupid. so is this

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Why didn't they throw her into the chamber? Why would they hospitalise someone they wanted to kill?

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What the fuck? I gave you the exact book, the page is 408, not my fault you can't read retard

well obviously i cant possibly compete with the wonderful funny oc flowing from your hard drive

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Either provide a link schlomo or stop replying.

well Satan only you can answer that

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>link the book

i don't have anything funny to post, so i don't post at all, except to tell the retards to stop howling. gonna leave the thread now. you and the other dum-dums can enjoy what you made.

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exit fuck the EU anf fuck europe fuck them all. God I hate living in the eu fucking shit country stupid politicians fuck them they can suck 20inch cock iekywksmdsndkskdlsbsdmsps

If you can't find anything with the info I gave you, you might actually be retarded

Lost

Can the /pol/fags pretty please go back to their containment board?
Maybe get laid on the way back? Perhaps even just fucking die so nobody has to deal with you anymore?
Thanks~

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Give proof of your statement, otherwise your argument is null and void.

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Goodbye user keep up the good work

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fake and gay. physics doesnt work that way you fuckin faget. shit vibrates up and down and guy shakes beer horizontally. kys plz

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The burden of proof lies on you, not me. It's your job to back up your statement and provide proof, not mine.

well put friend

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Goodnight poppet

More lies debunked.

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c:

Yeah god I hate it so much but I can't move away I can't even an hero properly because of this retarded gun laws

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Yeah, no shit they were invented by Soviet Union. The Nazis used them too. What exactly does this "debunk"?

cough up goyim

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NO one cares, fuck off poltard

>ylyl
>no pol
Well I'll win I guess

Don't bring a tree to a foot fight.

lamo

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rape

That Germans invented them and they didn't use them. No gassing was ever used by the Germans.

Hope your day goes better mate

what kind of attitude is that ? we have 4 foot 11 inch 12 year old police girls now i plan on resisting arrest and see where she grabs onto

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Seethe harder schlomo, the truth will always prevail.

>Paris
>Fights like a Frenchman
Shocker

jesus thats a big set of cock and balls

Truth or not, this is a thread for good memes are stupid videos to laugh at, not some shit that happened 100nyears ago which no one cares about.

i think we should invade i doubt the french army would even take to the field just because banker boy and his granny wife asked them now is the time

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You know of such an establishment?

yeah do you reckon her jaw went back ok ?

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1. Germans experimented with mobile gas vans, but found them inefficient for their intended purpose and did not use them in any widespread manner.

2. No one is claiming that the Germans "invented" these devices.

Another dishonest Holocaust denier. Next.

The (you)'s I keep getting say otherwise.

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well, user is right and should be mad. however, you're so depressed you have to force your retardation on all of us by ruining the thread.


thisiswhywecanthavenicethings.jpg

really nice, I cried, thank you

Once again, you’re an idiot mouthbreather who can’t do a quick google search

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They also didn't use any gas for anything other than killing lice and other pests.
Now that the truth has been revealed of course they don't.
Can't deny something that never happened.

not him but but wish to point out that tel aviv has undergone some pretty radical changes recently

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I didn't care in history class and I don't care now. Its not the fact that I care whether or not it's a cover up, I just don't care outright, why spam this on a YLYL thread? It's not contributing to what the thread is, so go and flood. It in a fat woman or furry thread.

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Sailor Uranus

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Because they are unapologetic racists?

Why are homeless people so fucking disgusting?

>find pictures from WWII
>badly photoshop dead bodies into them
>lol look at the obvious JOOISH forgery!!!

Find me a single non-revisionist source that presents these "forgeries" as genuine. You can't. Deniers are such bad liars it's fucking sad.

Do tell

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Thick Joe!
Haven't seen this in forever!

Then why didn't Nazi officials use that excuse at the Nuremberg trials? None of them denied that killings occurred; they claimed that they were simply "following orders".

Context?

Saved. Shekels will be deposited into your account shortly.

probably not homeless, just a hambeast retard.

youtube.com/watch?v=V9vJERfd2Xo
but i was just a tourist

I want to see them fug.

ahhhh them were the days

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>wannsee conference
historiography-project.org/1992/01/30/yehuda-bauer-on-the-wannsee-co/
newspapers.lib.sfu.ca/islandora/object/cjn2:5693
You have an unreliable source, that's quoting an outright lie. The "conference" (was more of a short meeting) did not involve any talking about jews.

No sex please we are British

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He has a very thick penis.

You ignore the source and deny its credibility because you disagree with it? Suit yourself.

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This thread is awful

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I'm not ignoring it. I'm directly disputing its credibility. If you find a non-revisionist source that presents the "forgeries" as genuine, I might find it more convincing.

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The photoshop is horrible on this one

The testifiers were beaten, tortured and threatened. The testimonies were unreliable but still used as evidence.
The defendants were not allowed to appeal or affect the selection of judges.
A. L. Goodhart, Professor at Oxford, opposed the view that, because the judges were appointed by the victors, the Tribunal was not impartial and could not be regarded as a court in the true sense. He wrote: Attractive as this argument may sound in theory, it ignores the fact that it runs counter to the administration of law in every country. If it were true then no spy could be given a legal trial, because his case is always heard by judges representing the enemy country. Yet no one has ever argued that in such cases it was necessary to call on neutral judges. The prisoner has the right to demand that his judges shall be fair, but not that they shall be neutral. As Lord Writ has pointed out, the same principle is applicable to ordinary criminal law because 'a burglar cannot complain that he is being tried by a jury of honest citizens.
One of the charges, brought against Keitel, Jodl, and Ribbentrop included conspiracy to commit aggression against Poland in 1939. The Secret Protocols of theGerman-Soviet Non-Aggression Pact of 23 August 1939, proposed the partition of Poland between the Germans and the Soviets (which was subsequently executed in September 1939); however, Soviet leaders were not tried for being part of the same conspiracy. Instead, the Tribunal proclaimed the Secret Protocols of the Non-Aggression Pact to be a forgery. Moreover, Allied Powers Britain and Soviet Union were not tried for preparing and conducting the Anglo-Soviet invasion of Iran and the Winter War, respectively.

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Blame the polcucks, they always ruin a YLYL

Lmao crazy how they used a modern printer and not a typewriter back in 1948. Waow.

Define "non-revisionists" then, does it have to be mossad-approved?

>porbo
Fuck me now I got to look it up

this is the fakest fake shit that's ever been faked
how fucking retarded do you have to believe to swallow shit shit, download it, and then repost it for other retards to latch onto?

Nope that pic predates photoshop

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Top kek. Fuckin savavges

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People wanna blame the holocaust posters, but the people who fell for the troll and argued made it 10x worse

Any source that does not dispute the mainstream historical narrative of the Holocaust. I don't think Mossad is in the business of historiography.

>w e l s h h o r r o r s t o r y

Not an argument.

It's Yea Forums faggot, anything goes. If you don't like it then fuck off back to plebbit.

Oh I think it fucking did!

I wish we had footage of that guy tossing that kid over the banister at the mall of america

>beaten

Source?

>tortured

Source?

>threatened

Source?

All the Goodhart quote proves is that he had concerns about the impartiality of the trial, which is perfectly reasonable, but it doesn't lend much credibility to the idea that the defendants' testimony was given under duress.

The mainstream narrative says that these photos are real, that Germans murdered millions of people. Therefore any source I'd provide you with you would consider as "revisionist" and "not credible".

I didn't argue, merely said I don't want that shit posted on this thread

americans have shitty education if they don't know a lot of these things

lost

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All kikes must burn.

lost

OC :)

tfw you can't even read a joke map without trying to seem smart

good movie

>The mainstream narrative says that these photos are real, that Germans murdered millions of people.

Yeah, I get that. And if you show me a mainstream source that presents the "forged", that is, left hand photos as genuine, then that would lend credibility to the idea that mainstream historians are conspiring to distort the historical narrative surrounding the Holocaust.

Imagine being so retarded that you can't tell a joke apart from reality

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>have 4 foot 11 inch 12 year old police girls now i plan on resisting arrest and see where she grabs onto
lost at what you said.

Joke map?? I can tell you've never tried porbo. Fucking yankees, I swear to god...

i havent even chuckled yet

American Atrocities in Germany

By JUDGE EDWARD L VAN RODEN

AMERICAN investigators at the U. S. Court in Dachau, Germany, used the following methods to obtain confessions: Beatings and brutal kickings. Knocking out teeth and breaking jaws. Mock trials. Solitary confinement. Posturing as priests. Very limited rations. Spiritual deprivation. Promises of acquittal. Complaints concerning these third degree methods were received by Secretary of the Army Kenneth Royall last Spring [1948]. Royall appointed Justice Gordon Simpson of the Texas Supreme Court and me to go to Germany and check up on the reports. Accompanied by Lt. Col. Charles Lawrence, Jr., we went to Munich, Germany, set up offices there, and heard a stream of testimony about the way in which American atrocities were committed.

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The statements which were admitted as evidence [in the Malmedy Massacre case] were obtained from men who had first been kept in solitary confinement for three, four, and, five months. They were confined between four walls, with no windows, and no opportunity of exercise. Two meals a day were shoved in to them through a slot in the door. They were not allowed to talk to anyone. They had no communication with their families or any minister or priest during that time.

This solitary confinement proved sufficient in itself in some cases to persuade the Germans to sign prepared statements. These statements not only involved the signer, but often would involve other defendants.

Our investigators would put a black hood over the accused’s head and then punch him in the face with brass knuckles, kick him, and beat him with rubber hose. Many of the German defendants had teeth knocked out. Some had their jaws broken.

All but two of the Germans, in the 139 cases we investigated, had been kicked in the testicles beyond repair. This was Standard Operating Procedure with American investigators.

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We're talking about the Nuremberg trials, not the Dachau Trials. Get your shit together or get out.

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