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you are going to eat cyanide?
Wonder what makes me a liar
You’ll never know
you will die, before your time
I like this rock because they're old and reliable and wise and super adorable and have the best most solid smile and a shiny creative attitude!
hi
Pretty much every chick from FF 3/6
Nice
That's okay hon you can talk about anything that pops into your mind
That fact that you can't be trusted
every day
i cry a little
Henlo :)
I personaly like this rock alot because she T H I C C A F
I’ll die when I want to, which will be before my 50’s
Then you’d realistically would want to out me instead of why I removed you from steam and discord
For legal reasons shes a 961 year old demi goddess.
That's just the tears leaving your body.
Don't worry.
That's a dangerouse rock though-
so you admit that your waifu is a rock floating in the space?
thats another of my problems, im not good setting conversations
theres only 3 lol
how are you?
why?
boner killer.. gimme more hotpants
Just woke up, a lil hungover but fine. Really fkn hungry tho but the kitchen is occupied :(
Aegis claimed.
you dont have money to go to the store and buy something for yourself?
It's 9pm, but even if it wasn't, why would I pay tons of money for fast food if I've got a stocked kitchen?
Why? :(
Because you don't listen and you assume too early, and immediately jump to conclusions without giving me a chance to explain myself. That's just how you are
She looks 12 to me
Don't worry about that... People here don't mind if you're good at conversing or not. What did you eat today?
no
My waifu is the Rock, floating in a space. Other rocks are second class compared to this very cool and nice rock.
What's your waifu?
Break the cycle, Mordy, rise above, focus on science.
Also you know that I only have like one picture of that...
t. the elitist
is a painter btw
rice with fried white cheese
because is occupied?
Being a pruned shell is not a life I want
You were pretty grounded on your assumption of me in aneki chat
Which, you probably still think I’m in
whoa that sound exotic... Does it taste good...?
I don't know what you're on about, I haven't stepped into that leftist cult in years
no, I'd never!
gimme more
Yeah, but I'd buy fast food just to watch my normal healthy food rot away. That wouldn't be really intelligent.
Pebble got taken by the shadow people, there is no more competing rocks but mine, I win. Isn't this how they play that one nutcracker game?
So you want to skip the final phase of life?
better than it seems
so you apreciate yourself?
what???
And I asked you why you thought I was in there, and you didn’t give a good response and only told me that I loved her for whatever reason.
Speaking of which, if there’s anyone I like, no one here would know them.
What? Where this this conversation going?
Have you tried rice with a sunny side up egg? :o
So you're not in her cult anymore?
>Iota 02
ew
>ritsu claimer hasn't posted yet
There it is.
I was never in it
Is it possible for a man to have some kind of moon period
As far as you want, I only asked one question
yeah
That question is quite confusing, just like the suggestion to just let my perfectly fine food rot.
I like the style of this image, though it looks a bit jpegged.
This one too, the smile is just so swell!
no, I'd never!
This is lewd and bad and not morally sound.
Pebble had a good poster, I don't know why the shadow people are so griefing lately, either. But you must have at least heard of the nutcracker game?
I only said it because you said that it would not be very smart to buy junk food because it would be bad for your health, so it occurred to me to ask that
hi shizu
idk what are you talking about
>pebble was taken by the shadow people
F
hello hello, I love you all
Can someone hypnotize me into visiting cool places in my dreams I don't want to be here anymore
Love-chan I met you in a dream
Waifu!
I see! I am very sorry, that must have been a bad dream.
I have decided the universe wants me to have a lucid dream and use it as a portal to go to the hospital I was born in and watch my own birth
Hello hello, I love you too.
Go to cool places in real life.
Accept my friend request...
I need to tell you something.
Yes you were in it
You love her
Absolutely
People always get heighten emotions during the new moon
Do you eat a lot of rice? I don't know how to cook it v.v
I will be reading all your posts
You only love yourself, Alice2
good luck friend!
hello Aigis! are you well today?
I looked up the rules, and basically, you and another kid impale a chestnut on a string and then you take turns trying to crash the other kid's chestnut by a swing with your chestnut.
The one whose chestnut shatters loses and gets laughed at. It appears that not all the cool kids are doing it after all...
I became lucid for a solid while as a kid by looking at my hands and loudly going "am I dreaming?" everytime I remembered I had hands. Worked very well but it could differ depending on the person.
Wasn't worth the effort after like a year, I hear others use a red ball or something, and some are cursed to be able to do it naturally.
that's lewd
You too user!
Take care
Dreams are abstract and I usually reinterpret them and add details, but I consider the added detail to be simply a continuation of the dream, since it's all just your subconcious telling you things
In this case I have decided spontaneously that I have met you in a dream before since it felt natural and like my brain was twlling me to say it
I can't tell you if the dream was bad or not but I assume it was good in some sense
There are no cool places in real life right now.
And that’s what I mean
I wasn’t even in that chat
I don’t love them
hello earth-chan! I hope that you are well today
Where do you frequent now?
I think a little lewd once in a while is good.
is the main food here
you gotta be seriously bored to make up that game
Do you live in Mexico? :o
Oh, it was a health question? Now I'm starting to get what you were after.
I try to eat somewhat healthy and lots of veggies and such but I'm not really a fitness freak.
booo
I always am! But what about you?
How so? Isn't it weird to you to show lewds of her to user?
Right? Nowadays, we can impale Iphones on strings and compete them.
b-
Maybe a bit weird but it's what I'm enjoying at the time so I post it.
In a DM, a discord server, and with old friends I played with
What do you mean by “now”?
Why stalk a loser?
What do you mean by "play with"?
Manipulation?
Right now
If I lived there, I would probably be dead
yeah... heatlh...
Anyway, it is important to have a balanced diet and take care of what you eat, nowadays everything gives cancer
Well, I did not mean that either, when I was small with our imagination and we spent hours and hours doing everything with nothing....
well, now i feel depressed...
My waifu is not a loser.
Oh, it's you. Why did you not respond yesterday?
Ehh... is it really a bad place? Can you tell me a little about it, please?
today I am doing my best, friend
I'm a little tired, but fairly well. Will you be doing anything fun today?
There are lots of interesting places, you just need to enjoy the little things.
Five years ago I first met them, and challenged their second best in a 1v1. Ever since, we basically were a band of feared names within the servers of that community.
Then yeah, basically went from TF2, to this place, TYF and back to TF2
today I am spending time talking with my friends!
Great trip, manlet. Almost everyone uses it nowadays. Just kidding. You look dumb.
about what?
everything always gave cancer. We are being born with cancer.
That's sweet, keep it up, and thanks!
Sorry for that, I'm posting kind of recklessly now, I don't understand why either, but I didn't intend to make you feel bad.
Time moves pretty fast now, but if you listen well, and if you quiet out all the distraction for a moment, you can still enjoy simple things.
Even if it just means doing nothing for five minutes, our inner idiots are still here to have fun if nothing else.
Because he is trying to be an elitist, he doesn't respond to "new claimers" and tries to seem busy. Because that's what old claimers do, right?
Fucking dumb fucks.
I'm almost 5'5 now. I bet you're impressed.
Ah, yeah. My trip was a gift from Togame, so I feel forced to use it.
My meds sort of forced me to pass out on you and the Chiaki poster.
I apologize.
friend, time does not move fast. it is the same pace as it always is.
Why is your waifu a womanlet?
Why do you have to take them?
How did you end up here? :c
is TF2 the video game?
I'm bad at this...
about life in Mexico :o
Note that I said there are no cool places 'right now'
Last time I slept I only got 3 hours in and I skipped sleeping last night, I don't have the energy to be anywhere in real life, I want to go to a place in my dream so I'll have energy
Mai said he wanted to watch me kill a dog on livestream
>youtube.com
Insomnia.
Been taking them for a year or so now.
Do you take anything yourself?
(X)
in the end the only thing that can be done is to take care of ourselves and try to extend our life cycle in a desperate and often useless way
dont worry,Sometimes I have problems controlling what I say....
Although you're right, sometimes I keep entertaining myself with nothing, just imagining things, but I do not know, now that you've brought up the subject I feel melancholic
I do not live there, but I have enough sources to know how things are, Mexico is known mainly for crime, drug traffickers and all that, but also for its culture and history, so you should not judge just why it looks bad for outside
Originally a lurker who was around when hand-kun still posted.
Posted Rem in August of probably 2015
Yes, it’s a game I have an unhealthy amount of hours on
YOUR WAIFU IS 145 CM WHICH IS 4"9'.
Why would you insult my waifu when yours is not that tall herself?
You find Ruri interesting so I assume you're as dumb as him.
This thread never changes, honestly.
One older poster acts superior, more polite, respectful and everyone assumes that he's the shit. They are so interested in their life until they figure out they are as much of a loser as themselves.
That's why you're here in the first place.
You still have no friends in real life and get attached to mundane things like that, as I can see you only talk to fucking Vigil and other waifu claimers.
Go outside, man.
So there are cool places, you just don't have the energy to visit them.
I'm sure this is the undeniable truth and not a lie in the slightest.
:)
My best friend is Mexican, he's really nice...
Its hard to believe their people can be so bad :(
I remember Hand-kun...
To think that hand actually belonged to a girl :x
What made you post Rem and not Ram?
awh man I wanted to play it, but it looks violent af...
I'll probably watch a livestream later...
Mai was just curious about it, but I don't think she actually wanted me to do it
160*
Whops.
does chen always project this hard
I was waiting for you to post so that I could say hi to you before going to bed :)
are their words hitting a little too close to home for you
Why are you being such a newfag?
4"9' is cutie size though.
Do you even still like Chen after all these years?
No, I'm a healthy human being, I only take coffee.
That makes it hard to sleep, right?
It's the opposite for me. I need to set an alarm clock to wake me after 8 hours, otherwise I sleep like 10 or more.
Who would?
It’s cartoonish violence, there’s a setting to tone down on it, as well as a thing called “Pyrovision” that makes everything look happy
Since speed is relative to time, "time moves fast" and "time is the same pace as it always is" mean nothing.
What I was saying is that, as you get more experienced with the world, and more caught up in your societal duties, you kind of stop paying attention to detail, and thus all the millions of small events you used to notice and remember just leave a massive hole where they used to be.
And I find that sad, so I like to zone out sometimes and pretend that time doesn't pass or move, and just tend to unimportant things.
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I'd kind of like to not be aware of the content of what I say and just post anything I like, but then again, shutting up is also good for a change.
You can't go back to the past, and you can't jump into the future, you can only enjoy the now, Relm, so why look back in grief?
Of course you can feel melancholic all you want, I'm not a cop, but come back to play when you're tired of melancholy, please.
every day
it hurts
Yes, I do, in fact, blindly believe every word of that. I doubt none of it at all.
Who else would I like?
Your mom?
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
I'm just playing. Of course I like Chen. She's been my waifu since 2009.
I am not completely sure what you mean. it is alright though, please do not feel like you must
violence is not happy :(
what are you having for dinner today?
That's what I like to hear :)
How are you?
Honk Honk Honk Honk
Why do you still come here?
>youtube.com
Probably?
I'm surprised he's still around. Hi Chenny.
I'm working on it, I promise.
And what's wrong with Mikan? They're an alright person.
Mmmh, you rarely ever dream if you keep passing out at 8 AM, which sucks. Oh well, that's what the meds are for.
Coffee is nice, I hope it doesn't interfere with your sleep cycle.
Because I'm waiting for a chance to insult Tatsumaki, whenever he decides to post.
Otherwise, I barely post.
i spit on you tit! disgusting
As I said Mexico has good things, wonderful people, but like almost all South America is known mostly for the bad
yes, you're right, I'm sorry, normally I always try to keep my mind cold and prioritize logic over emotions but sometimes it's complicated
I didn't posted that, for your information.
You know that if you keep trying to act smart I can easily dox you and you'll probably regretting acting this way towards me, right?
I'm just saying, you should stop staying in bed all the time and playing the games your parents bought you.
It's lame.
Most likely pork, cucumbers and rice.
I dream almost always, every day. I believe everyone does and they just can't remember.
The source you fell asleep on thebarchive.com
What do you get out of that?
I get to share some music?
I'm tired.
Don't you ever feel like you'd rather just spend a day not having to worry about deadlines and things to do? That's what I mean.
But don't worry about me, I have the strongest support in the world keeping my head up!
I think it's adorable to see people spurt about how they feel, even if it ends up inaccurate.
Also, it's healthy to vent your worries, so feel free if you wanna
go bed
no please :(((
Are you Mexican?
Um... how do you prepare the cucumbers?
Have you slept yet or did you just wake up?
>all South America is known mostly for the bad
that's because nothing good comes from shitskin countries
I see, I understand that now. I hope you can find to relax like that soon
I can't, I just woke up and it's daylight.
I just woke up a little bit ago.
Are you okay then? :(
spit again! not stop me!
that's disgusting
youre disgusting
>youtube.com
Thanks for the information.
Oh, sorry then. My bad. Oopsie.
My my, it's like you're hiding somewhere in my room. You're good at this.
I'd like to know though, again. What's wrong with Vigil? Do you hate him for some reason?
If so, why?
I had to google it and yes. It seems as girly as I expected just from the name alone.
Great soundtrack, though.
I don't even want to ask how you'd become familiar with it in the first place.
Claim
hello Kao
I do not feel that it is appropriate to come here and say how bad I feel, I do not think you want to hear that because they surely have better things to do, so I try not to do it, so again, thanks for understanding
No.
anyway, I spent 1 hour under an air conditioner taking an insane amount of cold temperature, I can barely move my hands and my body hurts, so I'm going to take heat outside and then bathe and spend the rest of the day drawing, ill come tomorrow, farewell!
Hi Relm. How're you? --Nevermind, just noticed you're leaving. Bye bye.
Hi Love. How're you?
...You must enjoy autism.
Yikes that sounds like a cold waiting to happen... Please be well
You should seriously inform yourself before acting all friendly and silly.
You said that trip that you are using by having NameSync installed reminds you of Togame, right?
I hope you are well aware he went thru cancer.
He got concer when he joined this community. He got cancer because he saw people like you.
You, Ruri, who is trying so hard to be Hand-kun 2, but all you can do is be a discount Hand-cunt. That's all. Even if you become like him, he ended up admiting that he was putting up a front. A facade. Like you, dear friend, do. You're a fucking moron and that hurts me the most. Seeing you trying to be polite, respectful and nice because you're a manlet, never had a job and your parents have nothing to be proud of. That's why Togame got cancer. Because he saw right through your fucking bullshit.
Wash it whole. I’m weird and like to just bite it, but you can dice it.
You mean Duke? Duke is okay.
Do you have any plans for this evening?
I don't see why I wouldn't be.
I'm super stoked, I get to fly in a C-130 on Monday that's doing a tactical take-off and landing
I never ate a cucumber before....
Is it healthy?
You should be well rested and full of energy after you wake up :c
Did you have a bad night or something?
But you hate Togame.
Then rest. The point of sleep is to give you time to compute all the impressions and to relax. If you can't fall asleep, you can still enter a state of meditation that has very similar results, if you just relax.
I've spent entire nights this way and felt well rested after, even one hour or two could do wonders and make the needed difference.
Either that or enough coffee to lift a rocket into orbit.
>I have more waifus than reasons to live
>I have no reason to live
What did they mean by this?
>thanks for understanding
This is what you add to a formal email to guilt-trip people into agreeing with you.
Honestly do what you want, but remember that the human brain is not designed to not communicate its worries. Really, if something aches you, just give me a quick rundown. Even if I can't help you, the psychological burden of what's clearly on your chest will be relieved a bit. It's the magic of socializing.
Goodbye, have fun drawing!
You can't just shorten their nickname to "autism", that's illegal.
Oh shit, what a fucking disgusting nigger. Someone lend me a camera.
But Duke said that's her name right?
Uncool... Racism is not allowed. I bet you're a Trump supporter
you’re disgusting
rest well, friend
Great retort. You actually replied to all of the points that I made.
I'm glad you're such a shallow human being who can't even protect it's friends. (Hand-cunt, who was depressed and had health problems).
Oh, reminds me of someone. Someone who tries to make up for their shallow personality by acting nice.
Oh, right... That's you.
won't that cause confusion though
Eww. It's speaking to me.
Someone do something; I don't know throw a rock or something
I did not.
That sounds strange, but I probably had a similar experience before. Still, I'll just shotgun a Redbull, that'll solve the issue.
it is best to pretend that it is not here at all, friend
Pretty good. Work tonight so i have to sleep at some point, but outside that, all's good and free.
How about you?
What makes me disgusting desu ka?
So Autism-chan and Duke-kun are not the same person?
Go hang yourself to stop the pain
Why not? :(
You should take her advice
I don't even remember how exactly I ended up watching it.
But from what I can recall, I found a really hot picture on gelbooru. As I came back to the picture a few times, I looked up who the character was, and it was one of the girls from an older season.
I ended up liking the character, and acknowledged that her source exists.
Then over the next few years, I kept noticing the source a few more times in various places. At some point I had too much spare time and it got me curious, so I checked it out.
It turned out to be a very wholesome show that made me happy for a few weeks. I thought it would only be fun for girls, but that's not the case, it's universally good.
Sometime after watching a season, I accidentally pasted a link to a video of it to a friend. Genuine mistake.
But we ended up watching it together, and now I'm regularly watching seasons with him.
There's a lot to watch, because it's actually huge in Japan. They make a new season every year, since 16 years, so there are 16 seasons with 48 episodes each. I've only seen two and a half.
today I am well! I hope that work and rest is very good.
Nigger faggot, tfu.
I knew you couldn't resist~
spit on legs! oy vey
ew jewish hehe
I don't know. Any two posters could be the same, but for the sake of kindness I'd just assume they're not, since that would be silly.
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What was I supposed to do for Hand? He didn't want help either.
And Yuuko is still nice and well, in case you were wondering. Recently got a new, well-paid job.
I'll play TF2 for an hour or so by the way, slow responses.
So not only did you look it up from one picture, you sat there and watched the whole thing.
Or, at least, a couple seasons. Do you plan on watching it completely?
I doubt it would be the kind of thing I'd enjoy, but I'm happy to know you enjoy it.
What do you mean why not? Why did I not have a bad night?
Hello Earth-chan
Do you like astronomy?
Yus, why did you have a bad night?
yes but I'm worse at it then I should be
why
Of course you keep sharing music Vigil used to share.
Do you have a personality of your own, Ruri, or are you just a mix of everything that you like in certain people?
You're such a meme.
I didn't.
her face is Yui Hirasawa and her name is cute
i like that rock because she's more important than any other planet we know!
that's awfully nice of you
Kao-chan!!!
have a nice day!
I love astronomy! You don't have to be "good" at it~
I just really like reading about it and stuff
Then why are you tired?
I'm surprised you'd remember he was the one who posted it first.
And who knows, maybe I was Vigil all along.
Also, It's a killer track. And he recently shared it with me again, so.
He also sent me this.
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I'm not sure.
Henlo
-Kao
...
u frst