I'm a sexy alpha male

OP is not an alpha male

I will say the n-word

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Traps aren't gay.

a

Hitler will return.

I wont be lonely

this thread is fake and gay

I will be able to make a wish!

I will become invisible for the rest of my life

IM PICKLEEEEEEEE RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

My dick is 8" and 5" thick

(cause my peepee small plus give me dubs)

I am a buff baby

Trump wins 2020

I'm not retarded irl.

oh nooooo what have you done

All dubs before this post are false

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I will have a nice, caring, supporting, and tall wife, that will love me.

Good job, user.

I am gay.

Congrats bro i will be the next hitler

op is a fag

I personally will be immune to any STDs

zombie hitler will attack France

Im gonna go full on sissy for bbc

I am god

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OP will suck my dick

No, You're a true slittery faggot :*

Jim Carrey has a 14 inch penis.

OP is a Faggot

Faggot.

Oh holy one

got em

Within a month I will be in a healthy relationship with an attractive and compatible woman.

God will lave this threat now

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Every women will look like Snookie

checked

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Sup god, why africa bois hungr?

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No

Hillary CLinton will be president

Your mother will be my cumslut.

i will find love

Holy shit 2 times dubs in a row i will be the cause of humanitys extinction

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I was really hoping you'd get trips.

niggers

One off well ima go for an epic victory get wank

I will max out my 3 accounts on OSRS and RS3.

Dad, you know it's not fair to manipulate reality just to get dubs.

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Its not fair but i had to do it

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Cuz i want them to

I'll unironically get admired by others as brilliant person in stem.

Fuck yeah nigga

She will get fat as he will feed her and turn her into a fat plush fucktoy.

TRUMP 2020 IS REAL

fuck no, jews will fuck us in the asses more

Impressive roll

ROLL

My wife will have nice muscle, and will be rocking huge tits and ass filled with saline, and will look good.

i will die soon, painlessly and at my discretion.

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cool, i'm the first human to stick my penis through a quarter.

I've seen too many 'Trump wins 2020' posts win on dubs in many different threads, it has to be true.

I will buy R36 GT-R or new Lancer Evo after college.

i am straight

I will accomplish my dreams to advance technology

im not gay

i am heterosexual

I'll win a substantial (100k+) amount on the UK lottery this evening.

I will die painlessly in my sleep before the year is over.

I will have suck

Bless

If dubs, all dubs from now on will be lies

become an hero

i am GOD

Well, this is it Yea Forums
>no gf
>family hates me
>poor as fuck
>spent all of my life on Yea Forums
Since you guys have been chill with me, I'll be chill with you.
Live streaming my suicide in roughly 20 minutes. GZ

Live stream link + further explanation:
a.uguu.se/DVbSU8gQQUY3.txt

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Roll for passing an exam.

The house will sell and i’ll Get a nicer place

I will have everything I want

I will be happy one day

I bought bathwater

Trips checked

You're bad at math

She’ll come back

Watermelon flavoured penis

Blah Blah de Blah Bluh

i will die soon (hopefully painless)

What do you mean? One million donations of one million dollars is one trillion.

op has a baby dick, and i sell a kidney to support my Quaalude habit

Putin will be president of the USA

Good on you! Where are you planning to move?
I hope it will be on better terms.
I wonder what else you'll get out of doing that.

sry bro

What's your wish, Yea Forumsruv?
Suplex your babysitter for me.
With an undead army?

I won't want to kms anymore

dipshit Christians are wrong, and dinosaurs were our messiah

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Bannerlord is released next month

I will be granted a harmless succubus

OP is a faggot
Also, mofu mofu.

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Autism is the next step in human evolution

>harmless succubus.

OP has never dated...

op is gay

OP is a nigerian

The frist 9 that replies to this post is absolute and irrefutable truth

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That I will get a loving girlfriend this year.

I will get a gf in 30 days

i will have a threesome sometime soon

I will be in a romantic relationship with Victoria Dawn Justice by this upcoming weekend.

Great! What's your life-plan now?
FUCK YEAH

Everyone in this thread gets superpowers!

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Rolling for this to happen.

I died yesterday.

I will be in an ideal three-way romantic relationship with two adorable women that love and adore me and that I am highly compatible with by this weekend.

I am gay.

I will give a rim job to a cute trap tonight.

I will be in a romantic relationship with my ideal woman by this upcoming weekend.

Ur mom gay.

I will gain access to my own Time Stop Pocket Reality Chill Zone tonight.

i'm joining local antifascist chapter. Gonna bust some wannabe nazi skulls.

and so are u.

I will be in a romantic relationship with an adorable Latina woman that loves and adores me and likes to cuddle while watching horror movies and digs getting her asshole licked.

...cocks in the ass when he goes to prison.

im gonna get a hot succubus wife who fucks the shit out of me whenever she wants

Cuckolding is fun.

im gonna get a cuter succubus wife with bigger tits than the one id get before

ok this ones even hotter and is taller than me please i just

I will be gifted a harem of Disney Princesses.

please i jst wa t a hot succubs wifejd fjdkfjjgrjr

Taylor Swift loves eating her own shit.

ok for real heres the hot succubi wife for me!

I am a pretty princess.

I'm going to die this month.

Roll

Im already gay,sir

But he actually wins in golf not the presidential election

I hate fucking niggers

C'mon, daddy needs a new succubus

Games of the “how much shit can you eat” game

Well now...

Dollars worth of shit

And by trump you mean some random baby named trump winning mariokart

2020 dildos up his ears

I will gain my ideal super powers tonight at 11:11 pm est.

By that you mean 2020 games of mariokart

And by that you mean 2020 games of Russian roulette and winning means getting shot

God is real

2020 games of mariokart 8

Bambi will fully take control tonight.

Op is a gay!

Rolling for this user to become immortal

I have the ability to make anyone I desire to completely love and adore me above all others.

Hitler did nothing wrong

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They will be whatever I want.

My first Ex that I’ve loved for 6 years will take me back

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Shiggity shingles check out these singles

traps are gay

Climate change is fake.

I will overhead press 100kg in half a year

jojo best anime

Elon creates cheap catgirls

Miley Cyrus is a scat demon.

Donald J Trump with pass an executive order making incest legal this weekend.

Sonccubucs gat

I will not die in the Army

fuck

The fuck is this, Canada?

fucking nigger lover

i will discover time travel

>off by one

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But only incest between frogs

I have a QT 3.14 gf

None of these things will come true

I will be in a romantic relationship with my ideal soul mate by this weekend.

I should accept my virginity and incompetence

I am going to win the lottery.

Any of you could summon a harmless succubus whenever you wanted. And I can teach you.

Dick

It’s true my occult friend. All you need is a letter, your own blood, and a candle.

strontium 90 is the future of the energy sector

Dakotah Bohrer has a crush on me

i'm getting that succubus

Only singles will come true.

I will have a three-way with two beautiful women tonight.

I have the ability to teleport in exactly the way I imagine.

I will rim her asshole tonight.

I will wake up tomorrow as a beautiful woman of my ideal appearance.

This is a little /x/ faggy, but I'll bite. How do I summon her, and just how much will she drain my cock? Will it cost me my soul?

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kik?

I will be fussed with sky net

well that's a monkey wrench

picture is truth

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all niggers should die

Op is gay

Reroll

Reroll

Reroll

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I waisted this wish

Reroll

Reroll

I am a happy, healthy and cool alpha male.

Reroll

Rerollin

NOW WHAT?

Niggers are bad

Minecraft porn is the one true porn

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God bless

I'm an ig model with 2m followers

your superpower will be granting me the superpower of making my own superpowers

Your superpower will to be able to suck off everyone on earth at once

we roll till trips so we can laugh of someone being gay

All dubs are lies

im gonna fuck up tomorrow's interview

fuck...

so this thread ruined my life, im going to be jobless AND gay

I will have lewd sex with my slutty sister.

Shaggy will be DLC for Mortal Kombat 11.

Lmao holy shit

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Tonight I will have a four-way with three beautiful women that love and adore me.

Sarah Hyland is romantically attracted to me.

Unfortunately you’re a trap.

I will win $500 US dollars on a scratch off tomorrow.

thanks for the screencap, i saved that.
but wait theres more!
my cat gets run over?

oh thank god

My farts are an aphrodisiac that causes women to have an obsessive sexual desire toward me.

Your cat gets fucked by a guy dressed like Ronald McDonald and isn't the same afterward.

I will have an orgy with the female cast of RIVERDALE this weekend.

My prosperity and joy will continue forever.

My wheewee will become tinier

Israel will be hit with rockets soon.

fucking why?
you're a monster

Wow this dude is getting ass blasted.

Men are you among us now?

Kek?

Multiple people are in love with me

I already am gay

Everyone will go mental and break out into a 24 hour orgy on Sunday (7/14/19).

I am the richest man to ever live

All penises below 13 inch are small

The game is over, everyone wins even if they are thinking about it

I am Elon Musk the creator of Tesla and SpaceX as well as the co-founder of Paypal. I already have a harmless succubus at home, but im more horny than usual.

This is a hell of a thought. I thought I was the only one.

Prove it
send me $10,000,000

>[email protected]

penis and balls too.

OP's latest tattoo

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If you don't get dubs or trips then you this as the succubus

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Reroll

No just another demon or demon assistant.aid

I will be the thing

Swnd me $10000 by10 pm to [email protected]

Tonight.

Unfortunately they will kill you instantly

I will become omnipotent and omniscient 10 minutes after this post.

I will die in my sleep tonight

Reroll

All women love to smell men's farts.

Trannys are actually aliens.

888888888888

Your grandfather is a trap

I hate succubi

My grandfather was a trap. They used him as bait in WWII.

I will have sex with a sexy Latina woman tonight.

I will have sex with 2 sexy Latina women tonight.

I will have sex with six beautiful Latina women tonight and one adorable Irish woman.

I will die a horrible death in the military

I will have sex with two beautiful Latina women, an adorable Irish woman, a cute Asian/Caucasian woman, and a female Russian midget.

I'm going to stop putting things in my ass

Maybe one day, user.

I'm going to get fucked by Bailey Jay and Natalie Mars tonight.

Victoria Justice is going to sit on my face this weekend.

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i like to puke to feel fresh and drink more rum and diet cola and eat sour creme donut holes but i hope to win the lottery and be able to get fresh general tsos chicken and fake crab salad at walmart.

youtube.com/watch?v=cA5TMYAqVOg&list=PLrSei1vP4wql6qoFrHpCkYit6RDNSScgm&index=119

I will become rich in money within the next year

Reroll same statement

i’ll die happy

noice dubs that means its true? if i i get dubs this thread total nonsense

post photo to see if its true if dubs you are a faggot sissy

two dubs and a trips what the fuck im i now????

I shall become beautiful lady by morn

these are not dubs

hah fag

Truly gay, obviously...

Someone loves me

Trump is an alien

I will rule the world

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Someone has loved me

i am gay

I Will lovse my virginity tommorow

I will get her to be my gf and win a fuckton ir money as am engineer

The woman of my desires loves me romantically.

I will have sex with an adorable woman next week.

My computer mouse is possessed by Britney Murphy.

everyone in this thread is a fag besides me

I am a beautiful woman.

I will suck a cute tranny girl's cock tomorrow.

I have the ability to teleport.

My sister will fuck me with a strap-on tonight.

I will wake up physically as an adorable super powered woman of my ideal appearance, traits, and attributes tomorrow.

Your superpower is talking with niggers and feel like one of them

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I will overcome myself and fix myself psychologically, and will stop exaggerating things.

OP is a fag

thus, if dubs, OP's dubs are negated and OP will forever the shit-tier zeta male he always have been

...

Fuck wrong link

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