Its hot as shit in southern ontario. how about you?

in stoney creek at the moment
very hot day...rain now

close to toronto.

Tits and time stamp

watch out for tornadoes

Newmarket here 29/M

It’s hot too in Montreal

great tits.

Ball sweaty hot.

If anyone is postin nudes lookin for pics of Jessica Mendoza from Scarb

Oshawa is muggy af

where you at in Oshawa? whats your age?

26, live off simcoe south.

As per usual in The Dirty Schwa.

It felt hotter yesterday to me. Supposed to cool off overnight

montreal is so fucking humid right now

It's hot as fuck in Wisconsin and our AC went out and wife is too cheap to replace it.

ikr, it was alright early in the morning til it started raining

Staying cool

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lol other people from Oshawa...fuck this shithole.

heh I see my work from there

man its going to cost us around 4k canadian to replace ours. Fuck that, bought a portable one for 300.

Can't disagree with you man. Oshawa has a lot of potential, it's sad really.

klklkl

city of guelph is best city

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KW reporting in

21C, UK
It's pouring.

Looks like a country village

my son lives there
likes it

Ha! You're Canadian pieces of shit!
Eh?

big town benefits, small town feel
student?

Are there any job prospects for someone looking to move there with only high school?

there are tons of jobs, especially if you're willing to work in manufacturing.

works at Ren's they are growing fast
he takes care of the deals to open new stores

34 in Cuba.

never heard of it, but sweet.

Guelph - Big Southeast Asian Sweatshop Benefits, small town, ignorant redneck Canadian feel and lack of services or culture.

does cuba have AC?

i dont know which guelph you are referring to, but i have no idea where that comes from.

I mean, do they pay good enough for me to be able to sustain myself renting a room, eat and still have a decent amount left? I’m willing to move

I used to visit a buddy up there, Herb Hasler. It's a shit hole.

Depends if you have money or not.

I do, but I also work outside.

full time at a minimum wage job would fit those criteria. linamar would be more if you stuck with it.
the fuck are you even talking about?
cool

Guelph: shit hole.
Succinct enough for you, you Canadian retard?

>full time at a minimum wage job
You guys don’t have warehouse jobs or shit that pays more?

ye man, now it's just humid / sunny...

It’s literally 97-100° Fahrenheit every day here in Texas you fuckin snow beaner

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for sure we do. check out linamar they're always hiring.
it aint dude.

>snow beaner
KEKked

that suks

You suck, you Canuck piece of shit! Enjoy your future tampon King Charles!

To be fair, you'd freeze your sack off during the winter there, redneck

25 looking for f if anything I’m off townline

Ribbit

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You can blow (real) American tourists in the Guelph bus terminal bathrooms. With a work ethic and some mouthwash, that could put you in the top 10%.

more?

there are no bathrooms at the bus terminal

fucking found you out. you dont even know anything.

fuck. busted.

What do you want nigger?

Frog

I want you fake French fags to secede and make your own fucking country. I'm sick of seeing stuff written in two languages the closer I get to Quebec.

905 represent

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Not my fucking problem
If it bothers you that much just stay the fuck away from here, period
Also, i want to move the fuck outta here so even if the retarded separatists succeded in separating from the country, i’d have even more reasons to fuck off

>the closer I get to Quebec.
IKR! It's okay until around Mike, then November, Oscar, and Papa, things go right to shit.

Yes it is your problem, montreafaggot. Your province is almost as shitty as your hockey team.

montreal is great tf are you talking about

french girls are loose

Well no shit. No women want to kiss a frog.

>french girls are loose
They're genetically inferior syphilitic whores. Most French women have been raped by Muslim filth.
But you do you.

No retard, how the fuck do french and english retarded purists like you still haven’t fucking realized that the goddamn war between the brits and french has long been over?
Why are you so salty about a fucking language to the point of sperging out like a goddamn retard?

>Most French women have been raped by Muslim filth.
>[citation needed]

Because you fucking hosers are insufferable assholes

shit hole

How? Elaborate instead of throwing insults around like a fucking child

just to be clear, you are conceding the point about genetically inferior syphilitic whores, though, right?

Try coming to the Windsor area for some heat. GTA looks like the Yukon from this Windsor kek

I have never fucked or known a girl with syphilis so I don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about
You’re obviously talking out of your ass

Windsor’s got it worst. Current heat warnings map.

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Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuusee me, princess

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For one, your poutine is shit. I wouldn't serve it to my worst enemy. You cause us to have to pay higher taxes so every goddamned sign, border agent, and air Canada flight attendant is bilingual. Celine Dion. The stinking hippies you send west. Need I go on?

>I have never fucked or known a girl
You could have just ended there, faggot.

Well, this is it Yea Forums
>no gf
>family hates me
>poor as fuck
>spent all of my life on Yea Forums
Since you guys have been chill with me, I'll be chill with you.
Live streaming my suicide in roughly 20 minutes. jj

Live stream link + further explanation:
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Well, this is it Yea Forums
>no gf
>family hates me
>poor as fuck
>spent all of my life on Yea Forums
Since you guys have been chill with me, I'll be chill with you.
Live streaming my suicide in roughly 20 minutes. zw

Live stream link + further explanation:
a.uguu.se/DVbSU8gQQUY3.txt

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Peterborough reporting in:
I was dripping sweat a few hours ago, just from unloading the trunk. Like 4 trips, not carrying too much, and I needed a shower afterward.

We had about 5 minutes of rain, but we haven't had a good thunderstorm in like a month and a half or something, haven't really had a good storm all season, and you can tell from how muggy it is that the clouds are blue-ballsed ready to burst.

I'm trying to work, but I can't think straight because it's too fucking hot to focus.

The Quebecois are too fucking lazy and weak to actually secede. It's just sabre-rattling they do whenever they want more grants or attention. The filthy French bloodline makes them Canada's nigger class.

Let's talk about Klondike Kat. Are you Canucks really such stupid, bumbling fucks?
Discuss.

this guy gets it

Oshawa does not have a ton of potential. The layout of the city is too suburban. You have the trails, but unless you want to fuck around on Rossland you're shit out of luck for nature space. Even the lake has a fucking fence across it.

Grew up at Grandview and Olive, and left about fifteen years ago. Every time I go back, one more landmark is gone.

You don't have a decent venue anymore (the atria is trash, the Dungeon is gone, the arena is an echo chamber that exists primarily so Alice Cooper can play golf).

You don't have a decent downtown anymore (I dare you to find edible food within a km of King and Simcoe); Five Points is going to be a costco or some shit.

You know that part of any city that's just chain restaurants and flashy signs? Like, Swiss Chalets and Kelseys and Boston Pizzas as far as the eye can see?

Oshawa is pretty much a whole city that's just that district.

i like the ninja turtle one
more of her?

>For one, your poutine is shit.
Like anything, it’s all in the way you prepare it and the ingredients you choose
Granted, regular poutine are shit most of the time because of the gravy but any derivatives are still better
Like Italian poutine for example
Still a shit argument to hate on a people just for a national meal
>I wouldn't serve it to my worst enemy.
haha k
>You cause us to have to pay higher taxes
How? As far as i’m concerned we’re the only province with 2 taxes ya fucking dunce
>so every goddamned sign
Not true
>border agent, and air Canada flight attendant is bilingual.
Duh you fucking spastic, people from all over the world flies all over the place and turns out french and english are 2 of the most popular languages in the whole world
Alot of Europeans speak it
>Celine Dion.
Hahahaha are you even fucking tryin? Nobody likes her and she hasn’t been relevant in a fucking long ass time
>The stinking hippies you send west.
lol yeah, totally our fault for people to fuck off elsewhere cause they’re tired of the bullshit here
>Need I go on?
Yeah go on, it’s funny to see how you try so hard to hate for the sake of hating
Kinda like you’re victim of herd mentality from your area where everyone like you hates french people for no logical and rational reasons and you guys ride each other’s dicks about it
If you’re trying to get me mad, you’re def not doing a great job

Holy fuck no kidding
Lauzon Rd life :-D

>The Quebecois are too fucking lazy and weak to actually secede.
Maybe because not everyone is in favor of separating? Shit isn’t as easy said as it’s done
It’s been ongoing forever and it’s never going to happen, it’s just a political b8 for a political party, nothing else

Nigga try Florida

got any windsor nudes?

The link is a virus

>Claims they're not mad
>Types a 3 page response to an obvious troll post

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lol whatever, i was just replying to all his/your points
I don’t know where you got that i’m mad but you do you

Yes sir

Ayyy jane and finch gang

florida has 1 giant AC for the entire peninsula. you cant walk a block without being airconditoned

Get the fuck off my board canuckcuck. This is an American board for Americans only fucko.

derp

im surprised you were able to make out that flag. or is it because you know canada is close and that it's not an american flag?

>it's not an american flag?
Most likely this

24/m barrie, fucking sweaty out here boys

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Why are your utensils knurled? Are you in some Canuck retard program for klutzes who can't hold onto an adult fork?

Well, this is it Yea Forums
>no gf
>family hates me
>poor as fuck
>spent all of my life on Yea Forums
Since you guys have been chill with me, I'll be chill with you.
Live streaming my suicide in roughly 20 minutes. Vg

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you are an angry person. is everything ok at home?

in alberta its alright

Oh, yeah. At home in the civilized United States of America!

Seriously, though, adult utensils have flat handles. We only give knurled-handled utensils to retards and primates in the circus or zoo. Washoe? What are they feeding you?

Eh?

Cambridge here
Currently at work
My shop is usually death
Not too bad today

Don't you dare reply directly to me.... You fucking subhuman non-American piece of shit, you do not address a superior American like this unless ordered to do so. Fucking subhuman filth need to learn your places and to bend the fucking knee. You only exist because America allows you to. We could wipe out every other 'nation' on this planet. We are the only real actual country that exists. Everything before July 4 1776 was a mistake and we will rain freedom down on you until you all die.

>Cambridge here
Not the real Cambridge, of course. The shitty ersatz one in Canada. Hurr durr, I went to school in Cambridge.
No, you loser piece of shit, you went to elementary school in Waterloo, Ontario. Now go drive a Zamboni off a cliff, faggot.

You have to understand, non-Americans are subhumans.

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This guy gets it.

>We are the only real actual country that exists.
that pretty much sums up the idiocy that is the american people

He's an angry elf

What the fuck did I just tell you? Don't you fucking DARE address me directly like you are somehow even close to equal to me. You fucking subhuman piece of shit, you entitled little fucking maggot... Who in the blue fuck do you think you are? You do realize if you keep up this unprecedented level of insolence that we will be forced to burn your entire country to glass with nuclear fire right? And that's a rhetorical question. Do NOT respond to or speak to me you filth. You subhuman slime. You fucking disgusting pipe of excrement.

Lmao 20/m/hamilton didn't think these many bastards from the north come on here

Irishfag here.
Talked to a Canadian girl for many months but never got to ask this.

Just how fucked is the weather changes? Are we talking shorts weather in summer and full on heavy coat/good boots in winter because of the snow?

>Talked to a Canadian girl for many months
Brian Johnson from the Breakfast Club, everyone!