What's you story user?

What's you story user?

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spent the night in jail once. i got a felony for tampering with evidence. was in a cell with other felons, just older black dudes chillin. an older guy asked if i needed help making my bed. i slept for a few hours and got out

boring as fuck. played a lot of cards and ping pong. federal is a lot better place to be than state pen.

I did three years in state pen. In and out of county jail for a while. Pretty rowdy down here in FL. Just gotta stay on your toes.

Bump because doing a report on being a nigger

Nigger University. 3 squares a day and all the cards and cable TV you want. Good place to meet and discuss your next crime spree coconspirators.

As a norwegian citisen i was in jail for a couple of years.(drugs and low life stealing shit) got cought many times.
But yes. Norwegian prision.
We have our own bathroom and tv in our cells / hotell rooms. Better than were is sleep when im out

Hey faggot Op.
52 year old here.
Ive done a total of 7 years from the age of 22-40.
Longest run was 3 years.
European prisons not USA.
Whadda you wanna know?

Scandinavian prisons are better than most hotels.
I think they have more rights and privileges than when they are outside

I got Alzheimer's in jail now I got Alzheimer's in jail.

Did a year in county. 95% white jail so no violence worse than occasional fist fight Boring. Jobs had lots of perks, that helps. Outside jobs meant fast food, and just walking around the woods alone was nice. S ome inside jobs meant meant access to the girls.

You just sleep all day, watch tv, or walk in circles. Everyone in jail is either DUI, drugs, or theft, but they'll tell you how hardcore they are one minute then cry on phone the next. Shits gay af.

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120 days in state for A&B and "civil right violations".
Because of the nature of my conviction, I was isolated from gen pop.
Read a ton if books and lifted a lot of weights.
Gained about 10 pounds with all the fucking starch they serve.
That's about it.

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Not more right. Altho you get paid like 120 nok each day for bieng in prision you get like minimum 10k nok for doing nothing if you fill out the right forms. If you dont get a jobb.

6 years in prison for bank robbery. Got a good plea deal.
Played a lot of D&D and smoked weed.

Jailhouse millionaires are my fav. Everyone was a rush as hell drug lord with quarter million cars and cash just laying around their house, then will bum a shot of coffee.

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What kind of bank did you rob?

How did you do it?

How did you get caught?

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